http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6PsFTb3pL4

Since Coventry City won a league game from more than one goal down. (Of 
course, in cup competition it's been a mere four thousand and something - 
almost like yesterday).

Just think about that for a second while you eat your turkey and snuggle 
your partners'n'shit.

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"Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote in message 
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> Since Coventry City won a league game from more than one goal down. (Of 
> course, in cup competition it's been a mere four thousand and something - 
> almost like yesterday).
>
> Just think about that for a second while you eat your turkey and snuggle 
> your partners'n'shit.
>
> BTN

Well durh - that's because you're on Santy's Naughty List, isn't it.

Start behaving yourself and the goals will start flooding in. Middlesbrough 
only lost on Saturday because I'd been out shoplifting again. Parker's 
winner coincided perfectly with a grapefruit I liberated from Tesco. It's 
just not worth it.

"Tommo ³"  wrote in message 
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>
> Well durh - that's because you're on Santy's Naughty List, isn't it.
>
> Start behaving yourself and the goals will start flooding in. 
> Middlesbrough only lost on Saturday because I'd been out shoplifting 
> again. Parker's winner coincided perfectly with a grapefruit I liberated 
> from Tesco. It's just not worth it.



Ah, yes. Fucking Middlesbrough.

Failing to draw 1-1 yet again. Cunts.

That's them off my Christmas card list. Not that they were ever on it.

And as for cunting West Ham... over the last few years I've come to despise 
them so much that I was *almost* glad to see Everton beat them. Everton, 
FFS!

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"Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote in
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> 
> Ah, yes. Fucking Middlesbrough.
> 
> Failing to draw 1-1 yet again. Cunts.
> 
> That's them off my Christmas card list. Not that they were ever on it.
> 
> And as for cunting West Ham... over the last few years I've come to
> despise them so much that I was *almost* glad to see Everton beat
> them. Everton, FFS!
> 

AWTWP. As I was sitting down with Mrs R and the kids the other day, 
reading the newspaper and eating our breakfast, I was saying to them how 
West Ham have come back to win from 0-1 down several times this season 
already. In fact in the last calendar year, you'd struggle to count up 
how many times they've done it.

It's a funny old world.

-- 
Cheers, Os

"Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote in message
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> Since Coventry City won a league game from more than one goal down. (Of
> course, in cup competition it's been a mere four thousand and something -
> almost like yesterday).

I would contend that Liverpool's record of on-target penalties is even
more cuntspiratorial.  Not since October 1992 has an opposing player
failed to hit the target with a penalty against Liverpool.  In league or
cup.  Not even one against the post or the bar.  Excluding shoot-outs,
of course.  It's getting on towards about 75 pens now.

That's unbelievably suspicious.


-- 
Mike

Michael Cunningham wrote:

> 75 pens

I read that as 7.5" penis.

Although the photograph was very blurry.

"nigel"  wrote in message 
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> Michael Cunningham wrote:
>> 75 pens
>
> I read that as 7.5" penis.
>
> Although the photograph was very blurry.

Yes, blurriness is really the male equivalent of the wonderbra.  Even
Poleson's puny 1.2cm can be made to look adequate with a little blurry
enhancement.

It can lead to some disappointment in the bedroom, of course, but by
then, it's far too late.


-- 
Mike

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
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> "Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote in message
> news:5t8d6rF1b1tlqU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Since Coventry City won a league game from more than one goal down. (Of
>> course, in cup competition it's been a mere four thousand and something -
>> almost like yesterday).
>
> I would contend that Liverpool's record of on-target penalties is even
> more cuntspiratorial.  Not since October 1992 has an opposing player
> failed to hit the target with a penalty against Liverpool.  In league or
> cup.  Not even one against the post or the bar.  Excluding shoot-outs,
> of course.  It's getting on towards about 75 pens now.
>
> That's unbelievably suspicious.



That is indeed unlikely, but hiven that Liverpool almost always play in 
Europe, they must play about 50-55 fixtures a season, and over the last 15 
years have played over 750 games, yet conceded only 75 penalties apparently. 
That's actually a pretty 'good' record - e.g. most teams concede more 
penalties, and therefore give themselves more chances to save them.

So, they've not conceded many penalties, compared to most teams, and given 
the competitions they play in, those which they have conceded will have been 
taken by above-average, in some cases world-class players.

Just think, Mikey, if it had been Liverpool playing at the Ricoh on 
Wednesday, they would have ended this run when Doyle missed.

Either that or he would have scored.

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"Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote in message 
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> That is indeed unlikely, but hiven that Liverpool almost always play in 
> Europe, they must play about 50-55 fixtures a season, and over the last 15 
> years have played over 750 games, yet conceded only 75 penalties 
> apparently. That's actually a pretty 'good' record - e.g. most teams 
> concede more penalties, and therefore give themselves more chances to save 
> them.

Well, Reina has saved one or two (suspiciously, his penalty-saving
record outside of shoot-outs has deteriorated greatly since his time
at Villareal, where he had a 50% record), Dudek saved one, Kirkland
saved one, Westerveld saved one and James saved one.  But that's not
the point.  We've just had a mediocre record of saving penalties.  The
point is that not one opposing cunt has done anything other than hit the
target with his penalty against us for over 15 years, which is ample
evidence that a conspiracy is definitely afoot.

> So, they've not conceded many penalties, compared to most teams, and given 
> the competitions they play in, those which they have conceded will have 
> been taken by above-average, in some cases world-class players.

Even so, Ben, I'd still expect at least 1 in 25 penalties to be off-target.
0 in 75 is just taking the piss.

> Just think, Mikey, if it had been Liverpool playing at the Ricoh on 
> Wednesday, they would have ended this run when Doyle missed.

I'd pay good money to see the record end with a Coventry player
smashing a penalty over the bar at Anfield.  That'd be ace.


-- 
Mike

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
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>> Just think, Mikey, if it had been Liverpool playing at the Ricoh on 
>> Wednesday, they would have ended this run when Doyle missed.
>
> I'd pay good money to see the record end with a Coventry player
> smashing a penalty over the bar at Anfield.  That'd be ace.


Yep, at 2-2, in the last second of stoppage time, after we'd pulled it level 
from two goals down.

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"Sir Benjamin Nunn"  wrote in

> "Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 

>> I'd pay good money to see the record end with a Coventry player
>> smashing a penalty over the bar at Anfield.  That'd be ace.

> Yep, at 2-2, in the last second of stoppage time, after we'd pulled it
> level from two goals down.

And your star player slips after skying the penalty and twists his ankle, 
missing the rest of the season.

Sid

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
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>>> 75 pens
>>
>> I read that as 7.5" penis.
>>
>> Although the photograph was very blurry.
>
> Yes, blurriness is really the male equivalent of the wonderbra.  Even
> Poleson's puny 1.2cm can be made to look adequate with a little blurry
> enhancement.


You do Poleson's 1.2cm a disservice.

Remember that time when Youksef entered a penis length competition, and we 
were trailling by 1.1cm, with only one man left to display, and Poleson 
dropped his trousers, and we all held our collective breaths, and then some 
people gasped, and then our opponents looked over-confident, and then the 
referee got his tape measure out, and then conferred with the line judges, 
and then it flashed up on the board as '1.2 cm' and a huge cheer went up 
from the UKSF supporters, and the opponents looked all deflated'n'shit, and 
everyone chanted 'Poleson, Poleson'?

No, I don't remember that time either.

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