****House Of Hopeful Youks headed paper****


Not bad.  Exactly one third of betcunts won, and a modest thirty Youks 
profit on the week.  We actually broke even last week, contrary to whatever 
it was I said, so we're 30 Youks in profit overall now as well.  Given the 
negative expectancy of betcunting and the number of cunts taking part that's 
actually reasonably impressive, although that may well all go out the window 
towards the end of the season as bankroll management tactics give way to 
competitive mentalism.  And that's as it should be.

Ben continues to wave his hairy betcock menacingly in everyone's faces, 
powering as he does into a 61 Youk lead with his own inimitable brand of 
self-harming betcuntery.  Sexiest betcunt of the week, though, goes to Kevin 
Conlan who made a welcome return to form, staking one third of his balance 
on Wigan and Fulham both being shit @3.5.  Seems obvious, in retrospect, but 
only he spotted it at the time.

Vicky and Gra watched impassively as I plodded unspectacularly past them and 
assumed my first stint of arses-watching, while TonyMac continued his 
pattern of alternately choking horrendously and kicking ass with a betcunt 
almost as sexy as Ben's.  You just can't write that boy off.  Until the 
final week, obviously, at which point you probably can.

Next week I intend to include Saturday (29th) and Tuesday (1st) fixtures in 
some kind of spectacular double-betcunt, possibly with Polesonically 
Righteous bonuses and everything, but this might well mean not getting the 
following week's odds posted until late on Wednesday (2nd).  If this is a 
problem for anyone speak now or forever hold your glans.

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This week's match results: (22/12/07)

      Arsenal v Tottenham  (12:45GMT)     2-1
      Aston Villa v Manchester City  (15:00GMT)     1-1
      Bolton v Birmingham City  (15:00GMT)     3-0
      Fulham v Wigan  (15:00GMT)     1-1
      Liverpool v Portsmouth  (15:00GMT)     4-1
      Middlesbrough v West Ham  (15:00GMT)     1-2
      Reading v Sunderland  (15:00GMT)     2-1
      Blackpool v Coventry City  (15:00GMT)     4-0
      Stoke City v West Brom  (15:00GMT)     3-1
      Cheltenham Town v Huddersfield Town  (15:00GMT)     0-2
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This week's betcunt results:

 Sid (145) 15 on Aston Villa v Man City AWAY   @ 4.2 pft.-15  = 130
*Ben (233) 13 on Blackpool v Coventry HOME   @ 2.5 pft.20  = 253
 Gra (187) 8 on Liverpool v Portsmouth AWAY   @ 8.2 pft.-8  = 179
*TonyMac (157) 35 on Liverpool v Portsmouth HOME   @ 1.56 pft.20  = 177
*Joe (182) 10 on Bolton v Birmingham HOME   @ 2 pft.10  = 192
 Nigel (5) 4 on Stoke City v West Brom AWAY   @ 2.68 pft.-4  = 1
 Cornelius (40) 10 on Liverpool v Portsmouth AWAY   @ 8.2 pft.-10  = 30
 Bobby (179) 10 on Liverpool v Portsmouth AWAY   @ 8.2 pft.-10  = 169
*Osbourne (107) 4 on Aston Villa v Man City DRAW   @ 3.35 pft.9  = 116
 Mikey (121) 5 on Aston Villa v Man City HOME   @ 2.14 pft.-5  = 116
 Vicky (185) 5 on Arsenal v Tottenham DRAW   @ 4.1 pft.-5  = 180
*Kevin (60) 20 on Fulham v Wigan DRAW   @ 3.5 pft.50  = 110
 Chopsy (57) 5 on Fulham v Wigan AWAY   @ 3.9 pft.-5  = 52
 Poleson (57) 2 on Arsenal v Tottenham AWAY   @ 8.4 pft.-2  = 55
 Goalie (139) 5 on Reading v Sunderland AWAY   @ 4.5 pft.-5  = 134
*Demo (35) 5 on Bolton v Birmingham HOME   @ 2 pft.5  = 40
 Roondog (5)         Tiny Penis            = 5
 Martin (5) 5 on Arsenal v Tottenham AWAY   @ 8.4 pft.-5  = 0
 Roo  (24) 10 on Aston Villa v Man City HOME   @ 2.14 pft.-10  = 14
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Balances:

      Ben           253
      Joe           192
      Vicky           180
      Gra           179
      TonyMac           177
      Bobby           169
      Goalie           134
      Sid           130
      Osbourne           116
      Mikey           116
      Kevin           110
      Poleson           55
      Chopsy           52
      Demo           40
      Cornelius           30
      Roo            14
      Roondog           5
      Nigel           1
      Martin           0
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Stats:

      Opening froup balance:           1898
      Betcunts placed:           18
      Won Bets:              6
      Lost Bets:              12
      Froup Profit for this week:        30
      Average odds:          4.44
      % of froup balance staked:        9%
      Froup balls bigness:        0.4
      Income:                              95
      Income so far:          1897
      Closing Froup Balance:        1928
      Froup profit so far:          31
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-- 
HoHY

 "VIVA Las BETCUNTS!!!1one!1!!dirtysanchez!!1!1!" - Elvis Presley

http://uksf.org.uk/betcunt/

Joe Horowitz wrote:

> 
> Next week I intend to include Saturday (29th) and Tuesday (1st) fixtures in 
> some kind of spectacular double-betcunt, possibly with Polesonically 
> Righteous bonuses and everything, but this might well mean not getting the 
> following week's odds posted until late on Wednesday (2nd).

The electioneering is totally unnecessary - you're doing such a 
wonderful job that nobody would dare to stand against you. (Besides, 
noone else is mug enough to do all the hard work, apart from the 
occasional Kullrad, and he's dead anyway.)