What would you think if you saw a headline that read "The nation's
favourite posters revealed"?

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=80784&in_page_id=34

Naturally, I assumed there had finally been a nation-wide poll to
determine Britain's most beloved Youksef contributors.  And not
before time.

"I wonder if newbie Ben Nunn is in the top 3", I thought to myself.
"What about Joe Horowitz?  Surely he's a leading contender?  Has
Tommocubed made his return at just the right time to snatch the prize?
Maybe they've gone old-school and given Colligan the nod?  Or maybe
the British public have finally overlooked their anti-Irish, ABM tendencies
and acknowledged my achievements?"

I can't tell you how disappointed I was when, after ringing everyone
I've ever known to tell them about this prestigious poll, I finally clicked
on the link.  Posters, ffs.

Well, the nation's favourite Youksef posters _should_ be revealed

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:CEsaj.23841$j7.445610@news.indigo.ie...
> What would you think if you saw a headline that read "The nation's
> favourite posters revealed"?
>
> http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=80784&in_page_id=34
>

Snip

I still think The Sun ought to be horse whipped for their 1984 headline 
"Molly Sugden shows us her pussy!". I bought the newspaper on the strength 
of that headline hoping to see an animal related story, only to be 
disappointed by what I can only describe as an old lady with her drawers 
down.

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:CEsaj.23841$j7.445610@news.indigo.ie...
> What would you think if you saw a headline that read "The nation's
> favourite posters revealed"?

I was expecting mikeypierced.jpg, so in a way I've even more right to be 
disappointed than you.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

"Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
news:_hDaj.74613$kt3.18061@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
> I was expecting mikeypierced.jpg, so in a way I've even more right to be
> disappointed than you.

Verify your gender.

Let me know what you think.  I'm open to compliments and constructive
criticism


-- 
Mike

"Michael Cunningham"  wrote in message 
news:AYNaj.23858$j7.445547@news.indigo.ie...
> "Joe Horowitz" <my_name@youblunder.co.youghey> wrote in message
> news:_hDaj.74613$kt3.18061@fe3.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>> I was expecting mikeypierced.jpg, so in a way I've even more right to be
>> disappointed than you.
>
> Verify your gender.

Ah yes, that's the stuff.  Good pic.

> Let me know what you think.  I'm open to compliments and constructive
> criticism

Compliments and criticism?  Okay, let me see.  Well, the first one is easy. 
You have a very beautiful penis, Mikey, much in keeping with the rest of 
your demeanour.  It's not an overwhelmingly large penis, but it's plenty for 
most women and beautifully shaped from base to glans.  I note also that you 
keep your pubic region nice and tidy, and I respect that in a man.  Women 
are expected to so why shouldn't we?  Good work all round, I say, and I 
award your penis 8.7/9.

As for constructive criticism,  the picture is a little blurry.  Sort it 
out.


-- 
Joe

"I am the fat puddin', but a single puddingness" - Vicky Conlan

Joe Horowitz wrote:

> Compliments and criticism?  Okay, let me see.  Well, the first one is easy. 
> You have a very beautiful penis, Mikey, much in keeping with the rest of 
> your demeanour.  It's not an overwhelmingly large penis, but it's plenty for 
> most women and beautifully shaped from base to glans.  I note also that you 
> keep your pubic region nice and tidy, and I respect that in a man.  Women 
> are expected to so why shouldn't we?  Good work all round, I say, and I 
> award your penis 8.7/9.
> 
> As for constructive criticism,  the picture is a little blurry.  Sort it 
> out.
> 

That would be Ben's fist, pumping too fast for the shutter speed.