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On Aug 11, 7:15 am, amit.karandikar.2...@gmail.com wrote:
> http://www.theage.com.au/news/books/jesus-played-cricket/2008/08/08/1...
>
> Since I lack any significant knowledge of Christianity, a team
> comprising of biblical characters would be appreciated. Somebody
> please make a team out of the 12 apostles ...
>
> Here's my own contribution, comprising characters from the religion I
> was born into. Additions welcome.
>
> Coach: Sri Krishna. His treatise on duty and captaincy, called the
> "Bhagvad Gita" is well known and is required reading for any coach or
> captain. He has been credited with improving the mental strength of
> the opening bowler Arjuna.
>
> 1) Shankar, aka Shiva (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shiva) He is an
> aggressive opening batsman, known as "The Destroyer". Bowlers take
> cover when he opens his third-eye.
>
> 2) Brahma,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahma, is the creator of many
> opening partnerships. He is the most underrated of the trinity of
> Brahma, Shankar and Vishnu.
>
> 3) Vishnu,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vishnu, is the preserver and
> therefore serves ad a valuable number 3. There is some controversy as
> to whether a number 3 batsman can also be a coach, but, it is decided
> that since he is a God he can be at 2 places at the same time.
>
> 4) Ganesha,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganpati, in the middle order
> provides knowledge and experience. Since he is not very athletic, he
> prefers to stand at first slip.
>
> 5) Lakshmana,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lakshmana, An elegant left
> hander in the middle order, he provides critical support to (6), Lord
> Rama. Their partnerships in critical tours of Sri Lanka are well
> known. He also serves as wicket keeper.
>
> 6) Rama,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rama, The Perfect Batsman, at
> number 6. Due to controversies about his married life, he decided to
> resign the captaincy and hand it over to (7).
>
> 7) Yushisthir (Captain),http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yudhishtir,
> provides true leadership. His unflinching devotion to the "Laws of
> Cricket", (well, most of the time), is a courageous example for the
> rest. He recently inherited the captaincy from Lord Rama (6)
>
> 8) Hanuman, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hanuman), he is
> exceptionally athletic, and known to stop sixers by flying and
> catching the ball. Useful with the bat, the can be relied upon to bowl
> gentle-off spin. He was offended when people in West Indies insisted
> on calling him "Yo Maan", instead of Hanuman or Monkey Man, reducing
> him down to the level of a mere mortal human. He complained to the
> racism tribunal but because of the racists controlling cricket, it was
> determined that he misheard "Hanuman" as "Yo Maan!".
>
> 9) Bhima,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhima, this work horse of a man
> can be relied upon to bowl medium pace all day. A man of a volatile
> temper, he has been known to crank up his pace and send in a few
> beamers to batsmen he does not like.
>
> 10) Karna,http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karna, Second only to Arjuna
> (11) in bowling prowess, he is an exceptional bowler. Some say, that
> he is better than Arjuna, but unfortunately, he always seems to make a
> mess of his bowling when he needs it the most. A master at running
> away. and useful only on helpful tracks.
>
> 11) Arjuna, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arjuna, bowls fiery darts,
> which unerringly find the middle stump. Unfortunately, he is a bunny
> with the bat.
>
> -Amit

>> i worked on a christian XI last night. here it is...

>>1) peter*, known in the bible and in his name as the rock. great to
>> take the shine off the ball.

>>2) matius, gilchrist like approach to every ball. able to hit a six an
>> over with reasonable ease.

>> 3) john, best batsman in the side (or claims to be). created the
>> common belief that the number 3 batsman is the best batsman in the
>> squad.



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