Koolchi wrote: "The eye through which you see God
is the same eye through which He sees you." Jalal
al-din Rumi

Hammes wrote: "The eye through which you see God
is the blind one."

Skipper shot back: "That's your eye. That's why you're
so" angry." Oh!

Hammes wrote: "The "blind" eye is your belly button."

Skipper: "You didn't even get your suppository right."

Hammer then advises him to start "Kissing frogs into
Princes" or something. Well,

This whole argument seems to have
devolved into a polemic of I's and others.

Very well: If God has eyes
He has to have an eyebrow.
Otherwise He'll get sweat in His eye;
and that's not just any sweat, that's
God-awful sweat.

Why would God need an eye?
A face? And yet everybody who sees God
says he's got a face! Well, if God has
a face, He probably has an ass (they just
go together: like IN and OUT).

And if God has an ass then He probably has
a lot of guts. Which means shit, of course.
And, most troubling of all, if God's been
shitting since "the dawn of time" (or The Sunset
of Body-odour), does He use toilet paper?

IF HE DOESN'T ... might we have just discovered
GOD's curious NEED for people here--!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lot of shit-eaters amongst us folk. (Also, why
are black people "black people" but white folk
are just "white folks?") I don't remember
anywhere in the Bible God instructing people
or white folks on the use of toilet paper.

But, I did find a copy of the ORIGINAL
Ten Commandments (the one Moses broke
over the heads of the Israelites when he
came down from Mount Ararat). Here it is,
glued back together after a drinking bout:

1) You can have as many other gods as you want.
    You don't even have to worship me. I'm the god
    of the Universe, not the god of yo momma.

2) No, do not chop off the head of some poor MoeFokr
    who happens to draw what looks like a stick figure
    of God. Have some humanity, for God's sakes.

3) If you couldn't say, "Jesus Christ!" every time
    a bus runs over some old lady... I'd question
    your mental health. There are worse things you
    could do.

4) You bring more than 3 kids into this world...
    I better see you working you ass on Sundays
    if you don't wanna meet my business partner
    Satan Boy.

5) Honor your parents if they deserve it (and you
    can afford it). Otherwise tho the bastards into
    the nearest state institution you can find. (They
    hire a hooker as your babysitter so they can go
    see Les Mis, just feed'em to the dogs.)

6) Kill everyone, except those who do not deserve it.
    You see some perv on a kid and you do not kill
    the bastard, you gonna have trouble with me. (Kill
    the perv, not the kid--Man, you gotta immunize
    yourself against every moron these days!)

7) Do NOT institute marriage (it's just gonna get you
    into all kinds of troubles). Trust me on this one.
    Let love be your guide. (Mate-swapping helps
    my designer diseases keep down your inevitable
    over-population. That's WHY I designed them.)

8) The basis of civilization is a sound tax system.
    Therefore, don't come to me crying about this
    guy stole this from you and that guy stole that--!
    Read my lips: Stealing IS "the basis of
    civilization." Grow up!

9) Now, you can hit a guy over the head with a
    big rock, and maybe kill him. Or you can accuse
    him of having touched your little daughter, and
    teach him a good lesson. Use your judgement.

10) Listen to me: Consumerism is what drives
      the advance of civilization. Anybody tells you
      different, kill him. Or, at least get your
      little daughter to accuse him of something.


It appears that what God originally wanted was a
general humanity, a universal civilization. But if you
examine the subsequent revision/reconstruction of
the TABLETS by Moses & Co., what THEY were after
was more along the lines of an exclusive "religion"
which THEY and not God might "manage." It calls
into question whether the whole Moses-breaks-the
-original-tablets-because-he-got-pissed thing
maybe wasn't just staged in order to do the re-write.

S D Rodrian
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All religions are local.
Only science is universal.


RE:

Mike Huckabee's Magical Beliefs

    DES MOINES, Iowa (AP) -- Republican presidential
    candidate Mike Huckabee, a Southern Baptist
    preacher who has surged in Iowa with evangelical
    Christian support, bristled Tuesday when asked if
    creationism should be taught in public schools.
    Huckabee -- who raised his hand at a debate last
    May when asked which candidates disbelieved the
    theory of evolution -- asked this time why there
    is such a fascination with his beliefs.

Maybe because if he believes God has told him he
should be the instrument to bring about The End of
The World ... maybe we might want to know that...?

    ''I believe God created the heavens and the
    Earth,'' ''I wasn't there when he did it, so how
    he did it, I don't know,'' Huckabee said. But he
    expressed frustration that he is asked about it so
    often, arguing with the questioner that it
    ultimately doesn't matter what his personal views
    are.

I wish somebody might ask Hucklebuck whether
he believes in Leprechauns. And if he doesn't,
could he then explain why he believes in some
supernatural creatures and not in others... because
this has always baffled me: It seems to me that if I
believed in any supernatural creature I would
believe in them all. After all, "One magical rabbit is
just as good as every other magical rabbit." And,
certainly a lot many more people have seen and
talked with leprechauns than with gods!

  About the only people who still talk with God
  these days are those preachers who say things
  like, "Me and God were in the Jacuzzi the other
  day and He said to me: 'Tell my people to give you
  all their money so you can build My House... where
  in I will dwell when I return to earth. And,
  meanwhile, of course, you can live in there until
  I return and have the use on my BMW and shit--"

Now, why anyone would stop at believing in just some
magical creatures and not in as many as are imagined
is a profound mystery to me. There are photographs
of pixies, millions have been bitten by werewolves
AND vampires, thousands of Irishmen drink with their
Leprechauns in pubs every day, so why this refusal
to go all the way, baby? Strange, very strange.

S D Rodrian
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All religions are local.
Only science is universal.

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On Dec 5, 7:57 pm, "Doorman"
 wrote:

> Just the fact there are extinct animals, and that
> there are multiple variations within species, proves
> evolution is real.  It may well have started by
> intervention of a force foreign to us, but plants
> and animals have evolved.

You're wasting your time: The superstitious
do not understand the difference between
"proofs" and "beliefs." Look at the following
quote:

>    You appear to believe in the theory of
>    evolution. How can you then not believe
>    in all theories, including the theory of
>    creationism?

You can say to such persons: "'Beliefs' don't
require 'proofs.'" But they will just fire back
that 'proofs' require 'belief.' And then you will
get into some innate/insane argument which
will only serve to prove that while it is possible
to argue the facts, it's pointless to argue with
persons who literally can/and sometimes do
believe anything/nothing strictly according to
their will or lack of same, or mischievousness.

Pray that we shall 'evolve' a better educational
system out of the fear to not be left (alongside
the wretched Muslims) behind by the unforgiving
advance of civilization.

S D Rodrian
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http://physics.sdrodrian.com
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All religions are local.
Only science is universal.


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