Splodge Dear, don't get excited, but please sit down and take a deep 
breath.

Are you prepared? Restfull?

Good, then I shall begin. There is no way to ease the agony, so I shall 
plough straight on.

Where we went on holiday, there is a nice little bookshop - not a bookshop 
by definition, but they started selling second hand books some years ago 
and it's grown.

The book which jumped out and smacked me in the gob was a beautifully 
illustrated tome entitled - are you ready?

"The 75 Most Dangerous Recipes in the World" 

"Recipes for what?" you ask.

Chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate.

The pictures and recipes were so sickeningly mouth wateringly gut rumbling 
and heart shiveringly scrumpsciously obscene that the book should have been 
X rated and sold under a plain wrapper! The pictures were positively 
indecent!

I nearly bought it, but a glance at the recipes told me that I couldn't 
afford the ingredients or cope with them, so I bought the Cadbury recipe 
book instead.

That one is disgusting and obscene too!

"Goromoff"  wrote in message 
news:l6qdne0aE-PTzyfVnZ2dnUVZ8hmdnZ2d@bt.com...
> Splodge Dear, don't get excited, but please sit down and take a deep
> breath.
>
> Are you prepared? Restfull?
>
> Good, then I shall begin. There is no way to ease the agony, so I shall
> plough straight on.
>
> Where we went on holiday, there is a nice little bookshop - not a bookshop
> by definition, but they started selling second hand books some years ago
> and it's grown.
>
> The book which jumped out and smacked me in the gob was a beautifully
> illustrated tome entitled - are you ready?
>
> "The 75 Most Dangerous Recipes in the World"
>
> "Recipes for what?" you ask.
>
> Chocolate, chocolate and more chocolate.
>
> The pictures and recipes were so sickeningly mouth wateringly gut rumbling
> and heart shiveringly scrumpsciously obscene that the book should have 
> been
> X rated and sold under a plain wrapper! The pictures were positively
> indecent!
>
> I nearly bought it, but a glance at the recipes told me that I couldn't
> afford the ingredients or cope with them, so I bought the Cadbury recipe
> book instead.
>
> That one is disgusting and obscene too!
>

You owe me a screen wipe Goro.

B****r, you've finally realised that I write books on the side, and you've 
no idea how exhausting it is too :))))

Still, I'm glad to know you like looking at indecent piccies.........lol

Splodge

"Splodge"  wrote in news:6i00d9Fnqu1gU1
@mid.individual.net:

> You owe me a screen wipe Goro.
> 
> B****r, you've finally realised that I write books on the side, and you've 
> no idea how exhausting it is too :))))
> 
> Still, I'm glad to know you like looking at indecent piccies.........lol
> 
> Splodge
> 
> 

found a tender spot, did I? lol!