A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
"What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have 
that before."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball 
hit my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
"Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw 
you, you had both hands."
"Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the 
enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the 
surgeon fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
"Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were 
in here you had both eyes."
"Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were 
flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
"So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an 
eye just from some bird shit!"
"Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."

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"wtwjgc (Joe)"  wrote in message 
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>A pirate walks into a bar and the bartender says,
> "Hey, I haven't seen you in a while. What happened, you look terrible!"
> "What do you mean?" the pirate replies, "I'm fine."
> The bartender says, "But what about that wooden leg? You didn't have that 
> before."
> "Well," says the pirate, "We were in a battle at sea and a cannon ball hit 
> my leg but the surgeon fixed me up, and I'm fine, really."
> "Yeah," says the bartender, "But what about that hook? Last time I saw 
> you, you had both hands."
> "Well," says the pirate, "We were in another battle and we boarded the 
> enemy ship. I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off but the surgeon 
> fixed me up with this hook, and I feel great, really."
> "Oh," says the bartender, "What about that eye patch? Last time you were 
> in here you had both eyes."
> "Well," says the pirate, "One day when we were at sea, some birds were 
> flying over the ship. I looked up, and one of them shat in my eye."
> "So?" replied the bartender, "what happened? You couldn't have lost an eye 
> just from some bird shit!"
> "Well," says the pirate, "I really wasn't used to the hook yet."
>
> :)
>
> -- 
he!he! I like that one Joe
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Jackie
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