"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set 
the man's broken leg.
"Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
"Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
"Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the 
farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful 
daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
I said no, everything is fine. "Are you sure?", she asked. "I'm sure, I 
said.
"Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know. "I reckon 
not" I replied ...
"Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your 
leg?"
"Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what 
she meant, I fell off the roof!"
:)

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> "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set 
> the man's broken leg.
> "Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
> "Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
> "Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the 
> farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful 
> daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
> I said no, everything is fine. "Are you sure?", she asked. "I'm sure, I 
> said.
> "Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know. "I reckon 
> not" I replied ...
> "Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your 
> leg?"
> "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what 
> she meant, I fell off the roof!"
> :)
>
> -- 

LOL!
-- 
Jackie
o0o0o

wtwjgc (Joe) wrote:

> "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set
> the man's broken leg.
> "Well, doc, 25 years ago ..."
> "Never mind the past. Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
> "Like I was saying...25 years ago, when I first started working on the
> farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful
> daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
> I said no, everything is fine. "Are you sure?", she asked. "I'm sure, I
> said.
> "Isn't there anything I can do for you?" she wanted to know. "I reckon
> not" I replied ...
> "Excuse me," said the doctor, "What does this story have to do with your
> leg?"
> "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what
> she meant, I fell off the roof!"
> :)
> 

Lol, I like that one so much I've "borrowed" it.  :-)
-- 
Bernadette