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OK, ok,.ok!! Here we have (I think) a 1849 Gibson Les Paul custom!
This is so rare that they only made one!!. I have covered the serial
number for security reasons but as you can see in the picture the
number 1 which relates to the only one ever made! I purchased this
beautiful guitar in Derry, N.Ireland, United Kingdom about 2 weeks
ago! I've had it for a pretty long time now!
I hate to have to let this special guitar go but sometimes in life you
have to prioritise<--(I can't spell to good) and my family has to come
first so unfortunately due to financial reasons I'm putting this up
for auction. I hope the winning bidder gets as much joy out of it as I
have. Ok,.I'll tell you why I'm selling it!,..and the reason is,... is
that my balls are so friggin small,..that I can't see them anymore! So
this is my reason,..ok I said it! But,.please don't laugh,..this is a
common problem with assholes like me! Please don't let this one of a
kind Gibson Les Paul Custom get away from you! You'll be so happy with
it that you'll want another! Oh wait,..I forgot,.. it was a one of a
kind! Well, maybe they have more of these? Check my ebay for up coming
rare guitars from my garage! I have an original #1 Strat too! I'll be
putting this one up shortly! (but for a lot of money) Thanks for
checking this out! Bid with confidence and bid high,..because I'll out
bid you every time! Starting bid is only $4600.00.
This doesn't include tax,.tags,.surcharges,..export tax,.fees of
unforeseen problems and other fees based on the outcome of fees that
are just there!!

Thank you!

I thought this was quite funny . It was written by Johnny from Guitar
Blast.com