On Sep 16, 3:27 am, The Black Goat With A Thousand Young
 wrote:
> On Mon, 15 Sep 2008 21:23:58 -0800, Azure fixed me with a beady eye, and
> foamed wildly:
>
>
>
> > Bruce wrote:
> >> On Sep 12, 5:45 am, Lola Stonewall Riot wrote:
> >> > Hail Eris! On Thu, 11 Sep 2008 13:04:42 -0700, Bruce frothed and
> >> > foamed:
> >> > > On Aug 27, 3:00 pm, Decoder2 wrote:
> >> > >> On Aug 27, 11:54 am, Bruce wrote:
> >> > >> > On Aug 27, 2:41 pm, Decoder2 wrote:
> >> > >> > > On Aug 27, 11:39 am, Bruce wrote:
> >> > >> > > > On Aug 27, 2:25 pm, Decoder2 wrote:
> >> > >> > > > > On Aug 27, 11:19 am, Bruce wrote:
>
> >> > >> > > > > > So any way, Deal or NO Deal? I'll give ya'll time to
> >> > >> > > > > > think on it.
>
> >> > >> > > > > No deal. I don't make deals with trolls.
>
> >> > Don't worry, then. He's a k00k.
>
> >> > >> > > > You and Allan can't seem to live without Albie to wipe the
> >> > >> > > > snot from yer runny nose. I'll give ya'll some time to
> >> > >> > > > reconsider.
>
> >> > >> > > > Peace be with you all..
>
> >> > >> > > Why give us time? Are you trying to suck our dicks? oh sorry,
> >> > >> > > kiss our ass?
>
> >> > >> > Gnaw, I jest ain't got time to waste like you do. Either you do
> >> > >> > want a truce or you don't. You can prove yer not chicken liver
> >> > >> > cowards without Albie once and for all. Unless you got too much
> >> > >> > to lose. 3 against 1, how could you possibly lose, unless yer
> >> > >> > full of suckass bullshit.
>
> >> > >> > Looks like Mark is eagerly awaiting yer decision. Cause he hasn't
> >> > >> > said a word, or made a single excuse.
>
> >> > >> Can you not read, troll boy? Stop kissing my ass and act like a
> >> > >> man. You don't need Mark, anyway you're his lap dog.  The leader of
> >> > >> the new moonie pack.
>
> >> > > Hehh, don't you wish. Wouldn't it be grand if I was? Then I could
> >> > > get rid of all you dipshits. Being Emporer and all.
>
> >> > <snip further drooling>
>
> >> > And how would you propose to go about doing that? You are utterly
> >> > impotent to cause any decree you might make to come to pass. Being
> >> > "leader" does not imply having power, on usenet. It merely indicates
> >> > that others "take their lead" from you. You can feel "honoured" to be
> >> > treated as such a role model. Head K00k of the ARA K00ks, like
> >> > nightbat on alt.astronomy.
>
> >> YOU obviously came in the middle of the story, and don't know what the
> >> F*** yer talking about. That's ok, with people in ARA impersonating, and
> >> pretending. I can't blame you much.
>
> >> Cheers..
>
> >> ;-)
>
> >> Bruce
>
> >> > --
> >> > ________________________________________________________________________
> >> > Hail Eris! mhm 29x21; TM#5
> >> > The God of Odd Statements
> >> > Stupidity Takes Its Toll. Please Have Exact Change.
>
> >> > Thread where outing begins:http://tinyurl.com/hojf8George Pickett
> >> > Memorial Award nominee  on outing personal contact
> >> > info in x-poasted subject lines: "Plenty of people post under their
> >> > real names and do not attempt to hide their contact info. You are
> >> > scared of being 'outed' because you are a pathological abuser of
> >> > usenet, and people rightly despise you for it. You're afraid of being
> >> > reported to the authorities or, better, visited by a couple of guys
> >> > with baseball bats. Other people don't have this obsessive fear. Ward
> >> > Hardman himself has posted plenty of personal information - nothing
> >> > that anyone else added was hidden in any way. You're so fucking scared
> >> > you've built up this whole sick mythology about different categories
> >> > of bad dudes who 'out' scum like you.
>
> >> > "Meanwhile you are the ugliest pigfucker in the universe. You are the
> >> > coward without ethics. You call me a 'newbie' - ha! what an asshole
> >> > you are. Those who want to remain anonymous do so. There is absolutely
> >> > no way you could identify me, not unless you had the sort of subpoena
> >> > power that only gets turned on for big-time terrorists. That's because
> >> > I chose to be anonymous. Some people don't. Only really stupid dicks
> >> > like you choose the sort of semi-anonymity which leaves you in
> >> > constant fear.
>
> >> > "What a dickless wonder you are 'Snarky' you fat asshole." -- in MID> >> > 
>
> > It, is s Narkey of the Spamish Imposition!!!!!!!!! Trying to be a Shape
> > Shifter like me, by changing his nick to insult me!
>
> ROFLMAO!!!! No, I nym-shift when I get bored. As it happens, I'm no
> informant, either.


Yeah, I can tell from all the info after yer tear line. NOT!!!


>
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>
> "You DON'T HAVE A CLUE what mythology is.
>
> "Mythology IS the same thing as history and Gesta Danorum is purely
> historical.
>
> "Take your idiotic and ignorant conspiracy theories about the grand
> falsification of European history and shove them up your arse where they
> came from." -- Argyros Argyrou/Agamemnon, teh Rhodes Scholar, in
> Message-ID: http://www.kookpedia.net/index.php/Agamemnon
>
> "Folklore is a 19th century Romanticist movement based on
> contemporary popular northern European music."
>
> "The entire concept was concocted by the Brothers Grimm during the
> Romanticist literary period and entered the discipline of music in the
> following century with the Romanticist musical period after Beethoven."
> -- Please send medical bills for any damage to your health caused by the
> above two quotes to Agamemnon-Skopianosfaktis. Message-ID:
> 
>
> "Kolofilia between a human and another human is as depraved as fucking
> animals." -- Agamemnon, poutso kelftis, just plain doesn't like sex,
> apparently. Message-ID:
> 
>
> "Roe V Wade has zero bearing on my existence other than it affects it
> adversely."
> -- Johnny Wentzky never had much truck with "logic". Message-ID:
> <V6xNe.27650$XM3.20...@bignews5.bellsouth.net>
>
> "You are the GOD-DAMNED, IGNORANT LIAR here.
> Now, that is not me taking the Lord's name in vain."
> -- John Wentzky: Living proof of the Death of Irony, in Message-ID:
> <jljOe.5348$ZD4.3...@bignews3.bellsouth.net>
>
> "For the most part, morality is universal." -- John "Easily" Shocked
>
> "The whining has just begun." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
> <Ie2Qe.8199$wb5.1...@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
>
> "Gay men deserve to die." -- John Wentzky, in Message-ID:
> <RSR3f.23691$5l.19...@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
>
> "Laws count, the US Constitution count more, and we need to have judges
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> Interpret Law." -- John "Easily" Shocked contradicts his own words on
> the overriding importance of society's reluctance to accept
> homosexuality, in Message-ID: <brIDe.67062$Qo.12613@fed1read01>
>
> "I heard that you are still trespassing in the USA. If it's black, it
> refuses to work and it accuses whites of racism. What a joke.
> Look at a map and see where Africa is, bitchboy. What is this GOD DAMNED
> NIGGERISH ALLEGIANCE YOU HAVE TO TRYING TO GET WHITE PEOPLE TO HAND OFF
> OTHER WHITE PEOPLE TO SOMEONE YOU THINK IS NOT AGAINST YOUR CRIMINAL
> ALLEGIANCE??????
> Too afraid to tell the truth?
> WIMPS!
> COWARDS!
> LIARS!
> MILITANT ASSPRICKS!
> LOSERS!
> FAILED BULLSHITBOYS WHOSE CANDY HAS NO RED ON IT! YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE!
> I LICKED THE RED OFF YOUR CANDY BECAUSE YOU ARE YOUR ILK HAVEN'T GOT ANY
> FURY!
> THAT'S WHY YOU CAN'T BEAT ME VIA ANY LAWFUL MEANS WHATSOEVER! YOU'RE A
> NAMBY PAMBY ANTI-USA ASSPRICK!" -- Huge pools of MOLTEN WENTZKY are
> being found all over the Carolinas, after his reply to Panama Floyd, in
> Message-ID: <qiA3k.2556$Xe.1...@bignews1.bellsouth.net>
>
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