On Fri, 1 Jun 2007 12:25:29 +0100, "Dr Zoidberg"
<alexNOOOOOO!!!!!!!@drzoidberg.co.uk> wrote:

>Don't know where this came from , but my brother just emailed it to me.
>
>The 2006-2007 TV season is over. In the event you couldn't watch them, here 
>are some highlights from the season finales of your favorite shows.
>
>Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip: Saddled with poor, trite, unrealistic 
>writing, Danny and Matt face the cancellation of their show.
>
>The Office: The Dunder-Mifflin employees show glimmers of expectation as 
>they head off to act in some of the worst movies of the summer.
>
>House: Dr. House goes missing, prompting the rest of the hospital staff to 
>scream his name for the entire show.
>
>Ugly Betty: Surprise!  America Ferrera is actually beautiful. As if a 
>network would ever put a truly ugly-or even vaguely plain-person on 
>television.
>
>My Name Is Earl: The series comes to an abrupt end when Earl accidentally 
>leaves his list in his jeans pocket and runs it through the wash.
>
>Lost: Sawyer stuns the castaways by confessing that, many years ago, he 
>killed a woman named Laura Palmer.
>
>The King of Queens: The series ends on a down-note when the cast comes out 
>for a final bow and no one claps.

Grey's Anatomy: Burke shocks the whole hospital by admitting he and
George have been lovers for months. He doubles the shock by telling
them all that George is the top.

30 Rock: Kenneth gets the "NBC Employee of the Month" and replaces
Tracy Jordan as lead on the show. We fade out just as Jordan
approaches Kenneth with a chainsaw.

Dresden Files: The series comes to a complete end when in a fit of
drunken depression, Dresden pisses into the skull.

24: A bit of a downer at the end of this season when Jack uncovers a
plot by Mexicans to cross the US border and has to set off 130 nukes
to dissuade them. See also Jericho.

Men in Trees: Nothing much happens, but everybody has a good time
doing it. Much audience anticipation of the next series.

Heroes: The shock at the end of the series is that the exploding man
is none other then a Mr J Michael Straczynski who blew up because he
got so pissed off that they had done "Rising Stars" so much better
than he did...

(Sorry, couldn't resist the last one!)

Paul.
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