On Mon, 23 Nov 2009 13:57:44 -0800 (PST), in uk.media.tv.misc The
Laughing Gnome  wrote:

>On Nov 23, 9:00 pm, Jeff Lawrence  wrote:
>
>> On 23 Nov, 20:48, The Laughing Gnome  wrote:
>>
>> > It was an off-the-cuff remark that took two seconds to think of. But
>> > in terms of wit, I hardly think anyone in UMTM is in a position to
>> > lecture or pontificate.
>>
>> Yeah right. Everything you know about wit can be written on something
>> that is the size of your wit.
>> Cheers
>> Jeff
>
>Erm.....wit doesn't have a size.
>
>Proceed directly to prison. You'll need to roll a double-six to get
>out (which you'll never roll in a million years).

And here we see it does actually have a size, and the size is:
microscopic.