I don't think the world's ready for Hedgehog 'n Mustard just yet, but
there just might be an opening for a Potty Ploughman's. Cheesy yet
peppery with a surprisingly bitter aftertaste. The only problem is
that the crisps tend to repeat on you.

Saviour Machine wrote:
> I don't think the world's ready for Hedgehog 'n Mustard just yet, but
> there just might be an opening for a Potty Ploughman's. Cheesy yet
> peppery with a surprisingly bitter aftertaste. The only problem is
> that the crisps tend to repeat on you.
> 
> 
> 

Pathetic one day attempt at ignoring or not referencing Plowman in a new 
thread .

Get help barker or a job - whichever

On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:29 -0700 (PDT), Saviour Machine
 wrote:

>I don't think the world's ready for Hedgehog 'n Mustard just yet, but
>there just might be an opening for a Potty Ploughman's. Cheesy yet
>peppery with a surprisingly bitter aftertaste. The only problem is
>that the crisps tend to repeat on you.

How about Barking Barker flavour, with the unmistakably tart hint of
sour grapes.

Oh, I nearly forgot....

"As I've said and proved often before: I can very easily ignore you
lot, but alas it would seem that you are all unable to ignore me."

On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:49:09 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:

>On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:29 -0700 (PDT), Saviour Machine
> wrote:
>
>>I don't think the world's ready for Hedgehog 'n Mustard just yet, but
>>there just might be an opening for a Potty Ploughman's. Cheesy yet
>>peppery with a surprisingly bitter aftertaste. The only problem is
>>that the crisps tend to repeat on you.
>
>How about Barking Barker flavour, with the unmistakably tart hint of
>sour grapes.

Or new Haunted River flavour which tastes of shit.

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>
> How about Barking Barker flavour, with the unmistakably tart hint of
> sour grapes.
>

Sour Grapes?
That's Alan Hope :)

Col

On 30 Sep, 11:32, Sofa - Spud  wrote:
> Saviour Machine wrote:
> > I don't think the world's ready for Hedgehog 'n Mustard just yet, but
> > there just might be an opening for a Potty Ploughman's. Cheesy yet
> > peppery with a surprisingly bitter aftertaste. The only problem is
> > that the crisps tend to repeat on you.
>
> Pathetic one day attempt at ignoring or not referencing Plowman in a new
> thread .
>
> Get help barker or a job - whichever

Who mentioned Plowman? Talk about paranoia.

Saviour Machine wrote:
> On 30 Sep, 11:32, Sofa - Spud  wrote:
>> Saviour Machine wrote:
>>> I don't think the world's ready for Hedgehog 'n Mustard just yet, but
>>> there just might be an opening for a Potty Ploughman's. Cheesy yet
>>> peppery with a surprisingly bitter aftertaste. The only problem is
>>> that the crisps tend to repeat on you.
>> Pathetic one day attempt at ignoring or not referencing Plowman in a new
>> thread .
>>
>> Get help barker or a job - whichever
> 
> Who mentioned Plowman? Talk about paranoia.

Pull the other one barker - fatima will ring a bell in your ear!!

On 30 Sep, 18:10, Mike Plowman  wrote:
> On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:49:09 +0100, middleli...@googlemail.com wrote:
> >On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:29 -0700 (PDT), Saviour Machine
> > wrote:
>
> >>I don't think the world's ready for Hedgehog 'n Mustard just yet, but
> >>there just might be an opening for a Potty Ploughman's. Cheesy yet
> >>peppery with a surprisingly bitter aftertaste. The only problem is
> >>that the crisps tend to repeat on you.
>
> >How about Barking Barker flavour, with the unmistakably tart hint of
> >sour grapes.
>
> Or new Haunted River flavour which tastes of shit.

Such wit and elegance. It's a wonder that the makers of Corrie didn't
snap you up as a scriptwriter. Oh well, there's always the state
pension to look forward to.

Saviour Machine wrote:
> On 30 Sep, 18:10, Mike Plowman  wrote:
>> On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:49:09 +0100, middleli...@googlemail.com wrote:
>>> On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:29 -0700 (PDT), Saviour Machine
>>>  wrote:
>>>> I don't think the world's ready for Hedgehog 'n Mustard just yet, but
>>>> there just might be an opening for a Potty Ploughman's. Cheesy yet
>>>> peppery with a surprisingly bitter aftertaste. The only problem is
>>>> that the crisps tend to repeat on you.
>>> How about Barking Barker flavour, with the unmistakably tart hint of
>>> sour grapes.
>> Or new Haunted River flavour which tastes of shit.
> 
> Such wit and elegance. It's a wonder that the makers of Corrie didn't
> snap you up as a scriptwriter. Oh well, there's always the state
> pension to look forward to.
> 
> 

Where's that Novel then barker? you know the one that was just about 
finished last year and you trumped about?

On Sep 30, 10:03 am, Saviour Machine  wrote:
> I don't think the world's ready for Hedgehog 'n Mustard just yet, but
> there just might be an opening for a Potty Ploughman's. Cheesy yet
> peppery with a surprisingly bitter aftertaste. The only problem is
> that the crisps tend to repeat on you.

You could do a Gary Lineker and advertise them. I can see it now: you
in smoking jacket and monocle, quill in hand, being chased across
fields by huge bags of cheese-and-onion, salt-and-vinegar, prawn
cocktail and roast chicken flavour, each packet bearing the face of
one of your Usenet foes.

And the brand name? Why, Stalkers Crisps, naturally.

On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:20:52 -0700 (PDT), Saviour Machine
 wrote:

>On 30 Sep, 18:10, Mike Plowman  wrote:
>> On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 17:49:09 +0100, middleli...@googlemail.com wrote:
>> >On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 02:03:29 -0700 (PDT), Saviour Machine
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >>I don't think the world's ready for Hedgehog 'n Mustard just yet, but
>> >>there just might be an opening for a Potty Ploughman's. Cheesy yet
>> >>peppery with a surprisingly bitter aftertaste. The only problem is
>> >>that the crisps tend to repeat on you.
>>
>> >How about Barking Barker flavour, with the unmistakably tart hint of
>> >sour grapes.
>>
>> Or new Haunted River flavour which tastes of shit.
>
>Such wit and elegance. It's a wonder that the makers of Corrie didn't
>snap you up as a scriptwriter. Oh well, there's always the state
>pension to look forward to.
>
No, I've got a valuable collection of Beanos to rely on.

On Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:20:34 -0700 (PDT), CP
 wrote:

>On Sep 30, 10:03 am, Saviour Machine  wrote:
>> I don't think the world's ready for Hedgehog 'n Mustard just yet, but
>> there just might be an opening for a Potty Ploughman's. Cheesy yet
>> peppery with a surprisingly bitter aftertaste. The only problem is
>> that the crisps tend to repeat on you.
>
>You could do a Gary Lineker and advertise them. I can see it now: you
>in smoking jacket and monocle, quill in hand, being chased across
>fields by huge bags of cheese-and-onion, salt-and-vinegar, prawn
>cocktail and roast chicken flavour, each packet bearing the face of
>one of your Usenet foes.
>
>And the brand name? Why, Stalkers Crisps, naturally.

ROFL!!! Brilliant!!