This episode last night was one of the most bizarre we've ever seen - 
Paris goes off on an experimental flight to warp 10 where they will 
reach  *infinite velocity* - and *be everywhere at once* . Well off he 
went and came back but then started to turn into what appeared to be DR 
WHO with two hearts but was actually a human a billion years in the 
future , then he kidnaps the captain flys off to a primordial planet , 
there they both turn into weird pre evolutionary lizard lungfish thingies.

And have tadpoles!!

"which one is the captain? "

"the female"


Possibly the funniest episode ever - it was as thought they lost intrest 
half way through!

Sofa - Spud wrote:
> This episode last night was one of the most bizarre we've ever seen -
> Paris goes off on an experimental flight to warp 10 where they will
> reach  *infinite velocity* - and *be everywhere at once* . Well off he
> went and came back but then started to turn into what appeared to be
> DR WHO with two hearts but was actually a human a billion years in the
> future , then he kidnaps the captain flys off to a primordial planet ,
> there they both turn into weird pre evolutionary lizard lungfish
> thingies.
> And have tadpoles!!
>
> "which one is the captain? "
>
> "the female"
>
>
> Possibly the funniest episode ever - it was as thought they lost
> intrest half way through!

I had to laugh at the bit where Paris spat out his tongue! It was just so 
funny!

-- 
Enzo

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Enzo Matrix wrote:
> Sofa - Spud wrote:
>> This episode last night was one of the most bizarre we've ever seen -
>> Paris goes off on an experimental flight to warp 10 where they will
>> reach  *infinite velocity* - and *be everywhere at once* . Well off he
>> went and came back but then started to turn into what appeared to be
>> DR WHO with two hearts but was actually a human a billion years in the
>> future , then he kidnaps the captain flys off to a primordial planet ,
>> there they both turn into weird pre evolutionary lizard lungfish
>> thingies.
>> And have tadpoles!!
>>
>> "which one is the captain? "
>>
>> "the female"
>>
>>
>> Possibly the funniest episode ever - it was as thought they lost
>> intrest half way through!
> 
> I had to laugh at the bit where Paris spat out his tongue! It was just so 
> funny!
> 

I was told about that as I was eating at the time and looked away to 
avoid nausea!

It was the weirdest episode I've ever seen - even they seemed to play it 
for laughs!

On 23 Sep, 08:17, Sofa - Spud  wrote:
> Enzo Matrix wrote:
> > I had to laugh at the bit where Paris spat out his tongue! It was just so
> > funny!
>
> I was told about that as I was eating at the time and looked away to
> avoid nausea!
>
> It was the weirdest episode I've ever seen - even they seemed to play it
> for laughs!

I think all the laughs were unintentional. It was probably intended to
be slightly frightening and a bit thought provoking, but it was
handled so ineptly that it just turned out to be a bit daft.

--
Enzo

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

Enzo Matrix wrote:
> On 23 Sep, 08:17, Sofa - Spud  wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>> I had to laugh at the bit where Paris spat out his tongue! It was just so
>>> funny!
>> I was told about that as I was eating at the time and looked away to
>> avoid nausea!
>>
>> It was the weirdest episode I've ever seen - even they seemed to play it
>> for laughs!
> 
> I think all the laughs were unintentional. It was probably intended to
> be slightly frightening and a bit thought provoking, but it was
> handled so ineptly that it just turned out to be a bit daft.
> 
> --

He was meant to be evolving - so what were the daft slugs at the end??

I wonder if they ever actually sat and watched the episodes they made 
afterwards?

Sofa - Spud wrote:
> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>> On 23 Sep, 08:17, Sofa - Spud  wrote:
>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>> I had to laugh at the bit where Paris spat out his tongue! It was
>>>> just so funny!
>>> I was told about that as I was eating at the time and looked away to
>>> avoid nausea!
>>>
>>> It was the weirdest episode I've ever seen - even they seemed to
>>> play it for laughs!
>>
>> I think all the laughs were unintentional. It was probably intended
>> to be slightly frightening and a bit thought provoking, but it was
>> handled so ineptly that it just turned out to be a bit daft.
>>
>> --
>
> He was meant to be evolving - so what were the daft slugs at the end??

Evolution doesn't always work in the direction of increasing sophistication 
and intelligence.  If the more intelligent members of a species cannot 
reproduce, then the species as a whole will tend to become less intelligent 
over time.


-- 
Enzo

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

On Wed, 24 Sep 2008 at 08:50:35, Enzo Matrix  wrote 
in uk.media.tv.misc :

>Sofa - Spud wrote:
>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>> On 23 Sep, 08:17, Sofa - Spud  wrote:
>>>> Enzo Matrix wrote:
>>>>> I had to laugh at the bit where Paris spat out his tongue! It was
>>>>> just so funny!
>>>> I was told about that as I was eating at the time and looked away to
>>>> avoid nausea!
>>>>
>>>> It was the weirdest episode I've ever seen - even they seemed to
>>>> play it for laughs!
>>>
>>> I think all the laughs were unintentional. It was probably intended
>>> to be slightly frightening and a bit thought provoking, but it was
>>> handled so ineptly that it just turned out to be a bit daft.
>>>
>>> --
>>
>> He was meant to be evolving - so what were the daft slugs at the end??
>
>Evolution doesn't always work in the direction of increasing sophistication
>and intelligence.  If the more intelligent members of a species cannot
>reproduce, then the species as a whole will tend to become less intelligent
>over time.
>
Tell us about it - high-flyers are too busy to procreate, yet chavs 
breed like rabbits, presumably because that's the only free form of 
entertainment they have...
-- 
Paul 'Charts Fan' Hyett