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date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:41:23 +0100,    group: uk.media.tv.misc        back       
Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
Ed wrote:

> Apparently bees are all dying, so honey will be a thing of the past!

> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7597293.stm

And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the 
northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:41:23 +0100   author:   JNugent

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:41:23 +0100, JNugent 
wrote:

>Ed wrote:
>
>> Apparently bees are all dying, so honey will be a thing of the past!
>
>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7597293.stm
>
>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the 
>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.

The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
-- 

Martin
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:42:43 +0200   author:   Martin lid

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:42:43 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:

>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:41:23 +0100, JNugent 
>wrote:
>
>>Ed wrote:
>>
>>> Apparently bees are all dying, so honey will be a thing of the past!
>>
>>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7597293.stm
>>
>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the 
>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>
>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.

Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:39:57 +0100   author:   unknown

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
wrote in message 
news:6863c491bt4aqcdtsi1l80pkma0l89qnj4@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:42:43 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:41:23 +0100, JNugent 
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Ed wrote:
>>>
>>>> Apparently bees are all dying, so honey will be a thing of the past!
>>>
>>>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7597293.stm
>>>
>>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the
>>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>>
>>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
>
> Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.

Do such things actually exist?
Cheers
Jeff
date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:40:43 +0200   author:   Jeff Lawrence

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:39:57 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:

>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:42:43 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:41:23 +0100, JNugent 
>>wrote:
>>
>>>Ed wrote:
>>>
>>>> Apparently bees are all dying, so honey will be a thing of the past!
>>>
>>>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7597293.stm
>>>
>>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the 
>>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>>
>>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
>
>Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.

Custard tarts.
-- 

Martin
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:02:19 +0200   author:   Martin lid

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:40:43 +0200, "Jeff Lawrence"
 wrote:

> wrote in message 
>news:6863c491bt4aqcdtsi1l80pkma0l89qnj4@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:42:43 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:41:23 +0100, JNugent 
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Ed wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Apparently bees are all dying, so honey will be a thing of the past!
>>>>
>>>>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7597293.stm
>>>>
>>>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the
>>>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>>>
>>>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
>>
>> Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.
>
>Do such things actually exist?

What?  Women?  Well, I've heard rumours that they do, but you never
know what to believe these days, do you?
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:09:47 +0100   author:   unknown

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:02:19 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:

>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:39:57 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:42:43 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:41:23 +0100, JNugent 
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>Ed wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Apparently bees are all dying, so honey will be a thing of the past!
>>>>
>>>>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7597293.stm
>>>>
>>>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the 
>>>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>>>
>>>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
>>
>>Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.
>
>Custard tarts.

I believe they charge him extra for that.
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:11:35 +0100   author:   unknown

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:09:47 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:

>On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 22:40:43 +0200, "Jeff Lawrence"
> wrote:
>
>> wrote in message 
>>news:6863c491bt4aqcdtsi1l80pkma0l89qnj4@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:42:43 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:41:23 +0100, JNugent 
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Ed wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Apparently bees are all dying, so honey will be a thing of the past!
>>>>>
>>>>>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7597293.stm
>>>>>
>>>>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the
>>>>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>>>>
>>>>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
>>>
>>> Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.
>>
>>Do such things actually exist?
>
>What?  Women?  Well, I've heard rumours that they do, but you never
>know what to believe these days, do you?

ROFL
-- 

Martin
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:14:28 +0200   author:   Martin lid

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:11:35 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:

>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:02:19 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:39:57 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 21:42:43 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 20:41:23 +0100, JNugent 
>>>>wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>Ed wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Apparently bees are all dying, so honey will be a thing of the past!
>>>>>
>>>>>> http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/7597293.stm
>>>>>
>>>>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the 
>>>>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>>>>
>>>>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
>>>
>>>Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.
>>
>>Custard tarts.
>
>I believe they charge him extra for that.

Cream Puffs?
-- 

Martin
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:14:53 +0200   author:   Martin lid

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:14:53 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:

>>>>>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the 
>>>>>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>>>>>
>>>>>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
>>>>
>>>>Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.
>>>
>>>Custard tarts.
>>
>>I believe they charge him extra for that.
>
>Cream Puffs?

After five or six pints?  I wouldn't be surprised.
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:27:28 +0100   author:   unknown

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:27:28 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:

>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:14:53 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>
>>>>>>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the 
>>>>>>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
>>>>>
>>>>>Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.
>>>>
>>>>Custard tarts.
>>>
>>>I believe they charge him extra for that.
>>
>>Cream Puffs?
>
>After five or six pints?  I wouldn't be surprised.

Belgian Waffles?
-- 

Martin
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:28:33 +0200   author:   Martin lid

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:28:33 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:

>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:27:28 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:14:53 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the 
>>>>>>>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.
>>>>>
>>>>>Custard tarts.
>>>>
>>>>I believe they charge him extra for that.
>>>
>>>Cream Puffs?
>>
>>After five or six pints?  I wouldn't be surprised.
>
>Belgian Waffles?

Nah, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:34:42 +0100   author:   unknown

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:34:42 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:

>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:28:33 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:27:28 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:14:53 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>>>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the 
>>>>>>>>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Custard tarts.
>>>>>
>>>>>I believe they charge him extra for that.
>>>>
>>>>Cream Puffs?
>>>
>>>After five or six pints?  I wouldn't be surprised.
>>
>>Belgian Waffles?
>
>Nah, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.

Bakewell Tarts?
Hull Slappers?
-- 

Martin
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:41:29 +0200   author:   Martin lid

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
news:d393c4lgr4cja15dpudhkic0lu8n2sagf5@4ax.com...

> Belgian Waffles?

It's true. I met a guy from Brussels the other week and he did go on a bit.
Cheers
Jeff
date: Fri, 5 Sep 2008 23:56:00 +0200   author:   Jeff Lawrence

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:41:29 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:

>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:34:42 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:28:33 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 22:27:28 +0100, middlelight@googlemail.com wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:14:53 +0200, Martin <me@address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>And as previously noted, the only sild still to be found alive in the 
>>>>>>>>>>northern oceans appear to be already coated in <yuk> cold tomato sauce.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>The only women left in UK are coated in yuk too.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Only the ones who've encountered A Single Locust.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Custard tarts.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>I believe they charge him extra for that.
>>>>>
>>>>>Cream Puffs?
>>>>
>>>>After five or six pints?  I wouldn't be surprised.
>>>
>>>Belgian Waffles?
>>
>>Nah, it's rude to talk with your mouth full.
>
>Bakewell Tarts?
>Hull Slappers?

You just made that up!

"Bakewell Tarts" indeed.
date: Fri, 05 Sep 2008 23:06:42 +0100   author:   unknown

Re: O/T - Honey to 'run out' by Christmas   
On Fri, 5 Sep 2008 23:56:00 +0200, "Jeff Lawrence" 
wrote:

>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
>news:d393c4lgr4cja15dpudhkic0lu8n2sagf5@4ax.com...
>
>> Belgian Waffles?
>
>It's true. I met a guy from Brussels the other week and he did go on a bit.

Sprouted or spouted too much?
-- 

Martin
date: Sat, 06 Sep 2008 11:19:58 +0200   author:   Martin lid

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