In message , A Single Locust 
 writes
>I'd buy one if it actually works.
>
>I like oven pizza from time to time.
>I don't like oven pizza that's burnt on the outside before its cooked
>in the middle.

Yep. Soggy middle is a problem and I'd buy one.

They could well have the cat's eyes of the 21st Century.

-- 
Edward Cowling   "Must go - A Grue Is About To Eat Me !!"

On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:49:42 +0100, Edward Cowling London UK
 wrote:

>In message , A Single Locust 
> writes
>>I'd buy one if it actually works.
>>
>>I like oven pizza from time to time.
>>I don't like oven pizza that's burnt on the outside before its cooked
>>in the middle.
>
>Yep. Soggy middle is a problem and I'd buy one.
>
>They could well have the cat's eyes of the 21st Century.

Cat's Eyes pizza? Are you kidding?
-- 

Martin

On Aug 26, 8:54 am, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:49:42 퍝, Edward Cowling London UK
>
>  wrote:
> >In message , A Single Locust
> > writes
> >>I'd buy one if it actually works.
>
> >>I like oven pizza from time to time.
> >>I don't like oven pizza that's burnt on the outside before its cooked
> >>in the middle.


Surely this is something that will end up in the innovations catalogue
and only bought by people with more money than sense? If you cook a
pizza like it says on the box, they are always fine. Deeper ones need
more care, and sometimes it helps if you slice them half way through
cooking, but otherwise they cook just fine.

I remember seeing something in the aforementioned catalogue called
'Park-a plug', which was basically a suction cup to store your
bathplug when it was not 'in use'! Now I dont know about you, but I
just hang mine around the taps when its not in the plug hole. A 'park-
a-plug' is completely un-necessary and just something (for the wife)
to clean.

On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:24:49 -0700 (PDT), Ed
 wrote:

>Surely this is something that will end up in the innovations catalogue
>and only bought by people with more money than sense?

Didn't the Innovations catalogue disappear some time ago?

I was think it's the sort of thing JML and Betterware sell.
-- 
Martin Jay

On Aug 26, 2:14 pm, Martin Jay  wrote:
> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:24:49 -0700 (PDT), Ed
>
>  wrote:
> >Surely this is something that will end up in the innovations catalogue
> >and only bought by people with more money than sense?
>
> Didn't the Innovations catalogue disappear some time ago?
>
> I was think it's the sort of thing JML and Betterware sell.
> --
> Martin Jay

Perhaps it was betterware. Either way it was utterly pointless.

Ed wrote:
> On Aug 26, 8:54 am, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:49:42 +0100, Edward Cowling London UK
>>
>>  wrote:
>>> In message , A Single Locust
>>>  writes
>>>> I'd buy one if it actually works.
>>>> I like oven pizza from time to time.
>>>> I don't like oven pizza that's burnt on the outside before its cooked
>>>> in the middle.
> 
> 
> Surely this is something that will end up in the innovations catalogue
> and only bought by people with more money than sense?

No, it will end up in the kitchen section at wilkinsons and tescos etc, 
and because it's only 1.99 it will be one of those things that everyone 
buys and nobody uses. It should make a lot of money. Even with no repeat 
business, if he markets this around the world and sells 5 million, he 
can retire back to his shed and tinker with something else in peace.

Ed wrote:
> On Aug 26, 2:14 pm, Martin Jay  wrote:
>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:24:49 -0700 (PDT), Ed
>>
>>  wrote:
>>> Surely this is something that will end up in the innovations catalogue
>>> and only bought by people with more money than sense?
>> Didn't the Innovations catalogue disappear some time ago?
>>
>> I was think it's the sort of thing JML and Betterware sell.
>> --
>> Martin Jay
> 
> Perhaps it was betterware. Either way it was utterly pointless.

Do you know how much money is made from selling pointless unused things? 
Prime example is Anne Summer's parties, where fat ugly women end up 
buying skimpy nighties and vibrators because they had a few too many 
glasses of free plonk! I myself have several...

"Maria"  wrote in message 
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> Ed wrote:
>> On Aug 26, 2:14 pm, Martin Jay  wrote:
>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:24:49 -0700 (PDT), Ed
>>>
>>>  wrote:
>>>> Surely this is something that will end up in the innovations catalogue
>>>> and only bought by people with more money than sense?
>>> Didn't the Innovations catalogue disappear some time ago?
>>>
>>> I was think it's the sort of thing JML and Betterware sell.
>>> --
>>> Martin Jay
>>
>> Perhaps it was betterware. Either way it was utterly pointless.
>
> Do you know how much money is made from selling pointless unused things? 
> Prime example is Anne Summer's parties, where fat ugly women end up buying 
> skimpy nighties and vibrators because they had a few too many glasses of 
> free plonk! I myself have several...

You're fat and ugly - damn!

On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:59:17 +0100, Maria  wrote:

>Ed wrote:
>> On Aug 26, 2:14 pm, Martin Jay  wrote:
>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:24:49 -0700 (PDT), Ed
>>>
>>>  wrote:
>>>> Surely this is something that will end up in the innovations catalogue
>>>> and only bought by people with more money than sense?
>>> Didn't the Innovations catalogue disappear some time ago?
>>>
>>> I was think it's the sort of thing JML and Betterware sell.
>>> --
>>> Martin Jay
>> 
>> Perhaps it was betterware. Either way it was utterly pointless.
>
>Do you know how much money is made from selling pointless unused things? 
>Prime example is Anne Summer's parties, where fat ugly women end up 
>buying skimpy nighties and vibrators because they had a few too many 
>glasses of free plonk! I myself have several...

Anne Summer's panties?
-- 

Martin

On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:24:08 GMT, "gavin"
 wrote:

>
>"Maria"  wrote in message 
>news:_pWdnW0Daqm0kSnVnZ2dnUVZ8sDinZ2d@bt.com...
>> Ed wrote:
>>> On Aug 26, 2:14 pm, Martin Jay  wrote:
>>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:24:49 -0700 (PDT), Ed
>>>>
>>>>  wrote:
>>>>> Surely this is something that will end up in the innovations catalogue
>>>>> and only bought by people with more money than sense?
>>>> Didn't the Innovations catalogue disappear some time ago?
>>>>
>>>> I was think it's the sort of thing JML and Betterware sell.
>>>> --
>>>> Martin Jay
>>>
>>> Perhaps it was betterware. Either way it was utterly pointless.
>>
>> Do you know how much money is made from selling pointless unused things? 
>> Prime example is Anne Summer's parties, where fat ugly women end up buying 
>> skimpy nighties and vibrators because they had a few too many glasses of 
>> free plonk! I myself have several...
>
>You're fat and ugly - damn! 
>

but good vibes.
-- 

Martin

"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
news:8868b4dercdhnuq1b84mk1in42euchgkqa@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:24:08 GMT, "gavin"
>  wrote:
>
>>
>>"Maria"  wrote in message
>>news:_pWdnW0Daqm0kSnVnZ2dnUVZ8sDinZ2d@bt.com...
>>> Ed wrote:
>>>> On Aug 26, 2:14 pm, Martin Jay  wrote:
>>>>> On Tue, 26 Aug 2008 04:24:49 -0700 (PDT), Ed
>>>>>
>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>> Surely this is something that will end up in the innovations 
>>>>>> catalogue
>>>>>> and only bought by people with more money than sense?
>>>>> Didn't the Innovations catalogue disappear some time ago?
>>>>>
>>>>> I was think it's the sort of thing JML and Betterware sell.
>>>>> --
>>>>> Martin Jay
>>>>
>>>> Perhaps it was betterware. Either way it was utterly pointless.
>>>
>>> Do you know how much money is made from selling pointless unused things?
>>> Prime example is Anne Summer's parties, where fat ugly women end up 
>>> buying
>>> skimpy nighties and vibrators because they had a few too many glasses of
>>> free plonk! I myself have several...
>>
>>You're fat and ugly - damn!
>>
>
> but good vibes.

LOL!