Some guy once asked me if I'd like to come round to his house and have
sex with his wife while he watched.

This was a guy who I'd only exchanged a couple of PMs with on a
'celebrity pictures' forum. He started off telling me that his missus
looked a bit like Corinne Wicks and would I like to see some pics?

He was like "Oh yeah, she'd be well up for it cause she's a fucking
slag. She had a baby a few weeks ago so her tits are still massive".

That was a bit wrong, even for me, so I backed off (am I 'soft'?). I
genuinely hope it was someone just taking the mick...


So, anyone able to top that?

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 at 22:50:54, A Single Locust  
wrote in uk.media.tv.misc :

>Some guy once asked me if I'd like to come round to his house and have
>sex with his wife while he watched.
>
>This was a guy who I'd only exchanged a couple of PMs with on a
>'celebrity pictures' forum. He started off telling me that his missus
>looked a bit like Corinne Wicks and would I like to see some pics?
>
>He was like "Oh yeah, she'd be well up for it cause she's a fucking
>slag. She had a baby a few weeks ago so her tits are still massive".
>
>That was a bit wrong, even for me, so I backed off (am I 'soft'?).

That's pretty remarkable...

You have *some* standards... :)
-- 
Paul 'Charts Fan' Hyett

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:50:54 +0000, A Single Locust wrote:

> That was a bit wrong, even for me, so I backed off (am I 'soft'?). I
> genuinely hope it was someone just taking the mick...

Have you been reading Playboy again?

On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:50:54 GMT, A Single Locust 
wrote:

>Some guy once asked me if I'd like to come round to his house and have
>sex with his wife while he watched.
>
>This was a guy who I'd only exchanged a couple of PMs with on a
>'celebrity pictures' forum. He started off telling me that his missus
>looked a bit like Corinne Wicks and would I like to see some pics?
>
>He was like "Oh yeah, she'd be well up for it cause she's a fucking
>slag. She had a baby a few weeks ago so her tits are still massive".
>
>That was a bit wrong, even for me, so I backed off (am I 'soft'?). I
>genuinely hope it was someone just taking the mick...
>
>
>So, anyone able to top that?

<http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.arts.tv.uk.eastenders/msg/989f4502037aa261?hl=en>

I revererted to lurking on ratuee for a while after that.

Jerry Brown
-- 
A cat may look at a king
(but probably won't bother)

<http://www.jwbrown.co.uk>

On 25 Aug 2008 07:58:52 GMT, Ar  wrote:

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:50:54 +0000, A Single Locust wrote:
>
>> That was a bit wrong, even for me, so I backed off (am I 'soft'?). I
>> genuinely hope it was someone just taking the mick...
>
>Have you been reading Playboy again?

Escort, actually.

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:30:16 GMT, Paul Hyett
 wrote:

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 at 22:50:54, A Single Locust  
>wrote in uk.media.tv.misc :
>
>>Some guy once asked me if I'd like to come round to his house and have
>>sex with his wife while he watched.
>>
>>This was a guy who I'd only exchanged a couple of PMs with on a
>>'celebrity pictures' forum. He started off telling me that his missus
>>looked a bit like Corinne Wicks and would I like to see some pics?
>>
>>He was like "Oh yeah, she'd be well up for it cause she's a fucking
>>slag. She had a baby a few weeks ago so her tits are still massive".
>>
>>That was a bit wrong, even for me, so I backed off (am I 'soft'?).
>
>That's pretty remarkable...
>
>You have *some* standards... :)

Fuck, yeah. I'm not having some guy from the internet watching me
screw. If I wanted that, I'd buy my own webcam.

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 13:00:02 +0100, Jerry Brown
<jerry@jwbrown.co.uk.RemoveThisBitToReply> wrote:

>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:50:54 GMT, A Single Locust 
>wrote:
>
>>Some guy once asked me if I'd like to come round to his house and have
>>sex with his wife while he watched.
>>
>>This was a guy who I'd only exchanged a couple of PMs with on a
>>'celebrity pictures' forum. He started off telling me that his missus
>>looked a bit like Corinne Wicks and would I like to see some pics?
>>
>>He was like "Oh yeah, she'd be well up for it cause she's a fucking
>>slag. She had a baby a few weeks ago so her tits are still massive".
>>
>>That was a bit wrong, even for me, so I backed off (am I 'soft'?). I
>>genuinely hope it was someone just taking the mick...
>>
>>
>>So, anyone able to top that?
>
><http://groups.google.co.uk/group/rec.arts.tv.uk.eastenders/msg/989f4502037aa261?hl=en>
>
>I revererted to lurking on ratuee for a while after that.
>
>Jerry Brown

The bird who played Natalie in EE is bang tidy now she's in The Bill,
for some reason.

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:56:38 GMT, A Single Locust 
wrote:

>On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 07:30:16 GMT, Paul Hyett
> wrote:
>
>>On Sun, 24 Aug 2008 at 22:50:54, A Single Locust  
>>wrote in uk.media.tv.misc :
>>
>>>Some guy once asked me if I'd like to come round to his house and have
>>>sex with his wife while he watched.
>>>
>>>This was a guy who I'd only exchanged a couple of PMs with on a
>>>'celebrity pictures' forum. He started off telling me that his missus
>>>looked a bit like Corinne Wicks and would I like to see some pics?
>>>
>>>He was like "Oh yeah, she'd be well up for it cause she's a fucking
>>>slag. She had a baby a few weeks ago so her tits are still massive".
>>>
>>>That was a bit wrong, even for me, so I backed off (am I 'soft'?).
>>
>>That's pretty remarkable...
>>
>>You have *some* standards... :)
>
>Fuck, yeah. I'm not having some guy from the internet watching me
>screw. If I wanted that, I'd buy my own webcam.

Was the phrase "from the internet" *really* necessary there? :)

On Mon, 25 Aug 2008 23:47:26 GMT, A Single Locust 
wrote:

>>>Fuck, yeah. I'm not having some guy from the internet watching me
>>>screw. If I wanted that, I'd buy my own webcam.
>>
>>Was the phrase "from the internet" *really* necessary there? :)
>
>Yes. Never rule out sharing a bird with a mate.

As long as it doesn't end up with the bird and mate sharing you. ;)

>Just as long as he stayed to his end so that there was no chance of
>the balls touching.

Would this work like a game of football?  Swapping ends at half time?