Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what 
have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?

Ian

On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:58:17 +0100, "Ian F." 
wrote:

>Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what 
>have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?

Ian F

STOP STOP STOP
-- 

Martin

"Ian F."  wrote in message 
news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what 
> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?

Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
and has now become one of the group's most well
respected contributors.
-- 
Col

Steal a spaceship and head for the sun,
Shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 +0100, "Col"  wrote:

>
>"Ian F."  wrote in message 
>news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what 
>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>
>Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>and has now become one of the group's most well
>respected contributors.

Meanwhile writs are being delivered throughout Europe. 

You can run to Spain, but you can't hide.

People haven't watched a lot of TV in UK this week because of the abnormally hot
sunny weather.
-- 

Martin

On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:58:17 +0100, Ian F. 
wrote the following to uk.media.tv.misc:

> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what 
> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?

Came off my bike at 20 mph and managed to break *and* dislocate my shoulder.
Nice. Got to take time off work and training so I'm likely to be around more
than usual but might be somewhat grumpy.


mh.
-- 
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http://personal.nukesoft.co.uk

From address is a blackhole. Reply-to address is valid.

Marcus Houlden wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:58:17 +0100, Ian F.
>  wrote the following to uk.media.tv.misc:
>
>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
>> occasional...stop...what have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>
> Came off my bike at 20 mph and managed to break *and* dislocate my
> shoulder. Nice. Got to take time off work and training so I'm likely
> to be around more than usual but might be somewhat grumpy.


oooh flippin' 'eck.  That's *not* nice for you, Marcus.  :-(

I've dislocated a shoulder on a number of occasions. I've also broken a 
collarbone, but never at the same time as a dislocation.  I hope that you 
have a good pain management regime.  Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

And if you must be grumpy then I think that UMTM is the ideal forum for 
that. When it all gets too much, just get on here and vent your spleen!  :-)

-- 
Enzo

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

"Ian F."  wrote in message
news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...

> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what
> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>
> Ian
>

...

Just carry on walking Sir, there's nothing to see here.

No, there's nothing behind the screens Sir, just don't step
in the stuff on the pavement.



michael adams

...

Marcus Houlden wrote:
> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:58:17 +0100, Ian F. 
> wrote the following to uk.media.tv.misc:
> 
>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what 
>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
> 
> Came off my bike at 20 mph and managed to break *and* dislocate my shoulder.
> Nice. Got to take time off work and training so I'm likely to be around more
> than usual but might be somewhat grumpy.
> 
> 

Thats terrible - and your training going so well!

I thought I had it bad with the VW Van being hit from behind and an 
economic write off with us ready for out Hols in France in 2 weeks!. 
I've been to the travel agent and got as cheap a holiday as I can find 
all I need now is a cheap car to tide me over till I can find a new 
caravanette in the winter when the silly summer prices have fallen.

Get well soon!

On Jul 18, 6:55 pm, "michael adams"  wrote:
> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>
> news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>
> > Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what
> > have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>
> > Ian
>
> ...
>
> Just carry on walking Sir, there's nothing to see here.
>
> No, there's nothing behind the screens Sir, just don't step
> in the stuff on the pavement.

What are your arguments doing on the pavement? ;-)

On Jul 18, 6:32 pm, "Col"  wrote:
> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>
> news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>
> > Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what
> > have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>
> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
> and has now become one of the group's most well
> respected contributors.

I got soap in my eyes while showering and can now hardly see.
Consequently, I read the last word in your post as 'concubines'...

CP wrote:
> On Jul 18, 6:32 pm, "Col"  wrote:
>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>>
>> news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>>
>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
>>> occasional...stop...what have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>
>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>> and has now become one of the group's most well
>> respected contributors.
>
> I got soap in my eyes while showering and can now hardly see.
> Consequently, I read the last word in your post as 'concubines'...

Why would we respect an overgrown hedgehog?

-- 
Enzo

I wear the cheese. It does not wear me.

"CP"  wrote in message 
news:40c9ca8f-faa5-407e-b8c6-95c3953e9fb1@e39g2000hsf.googlegroups.com...
On Jul 18, 6:32 pm, "Col"  wrote:
> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>
> news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>
> > Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only 
> > occasional...stop...what
> > have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>
> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
> and has now become one of the group's most well
> respected contributors.

>I got soap in my eyes while showering and can now hardly see.
>Consequently, I read the last word in your post as 'concubines'...

It might as well have been 'concubines'.
That's more likely than the complete fantasy scenario I just posted!
-- 
Col

Steal a spaceship and head for the sun,
Shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

Ian F. wrote:
> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only 
> occasional...stop...what have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
> 

Apparently 'Bonekickers' isn't very good.


-- 
neil h
google brights

In article , wowfabgroovy@googlemail.com 
says...
> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what 
> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
> 
You missed Lab Rats. Lucky bastard! :)
-- 

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On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 +0100, "Col" 
wrote:

>
>"Ian F."  wrote in message 
>news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what 
>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>
>Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>and has now become one of the group's most well
>respected contributors.

And Col has started taking LSD.

On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 20:09:17 +0100, "Enzo Matrix" 
wrote:

>CP wrote:
>> On Jul 18, 6:32 pm, "Col"  wrote:
>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>>>
>>> news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>>>
>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
>>>> occasional...stop...what have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>>
>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
>>> respected contributors.
>>
>> I got soap in my eyes while showering and can now hardly see.
>> Consequently, I read the last word in your post as 'concubines'...
>
>Why would we respect an overgrown hedgehog?

Aren't they that little red family on In The NIght Garden?

On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 11:10:34 -0700 (PDT), CP 
wrote:

>On Jul 18, 6:55 pm, "michael adams"  wrote:
>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>>
>> news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>>
>> > Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what
>> > have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>
>> > Ian
>>
>> ...
>>
>> Just carry on walking Sir, there's nothing to see here.
>>
>> No, there's nothing behind the screens Sir, just don't step
>> in the stuff on the pavement.
>
>What are your arguments doing on the pavement? ;-)

They should have gone down the drain.
-- 

Martin

On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 07:05:50 +0100, Mike Plowman 
wrote:

>On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 +0100, "Col" 
>wrote:
>
>>
>>"Ian F."  wrote in message 
>>news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only occasional...stop...what 
>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>
>>Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>>misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>>choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>>and has now become one of the group's most well
>>respected contributors.
>
>And Col has started taking LSD.

He has been inspired by Barker to become a best selling creator of fiction.
-- 

Martin

"Mike Plowman"  wrote in message 
news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 +0100, "Col" 
> wrote:
>
>>
>>"Ian F."  wrote in message
>>news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only 
>>> occasional...stop...what
>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>
>>Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>>misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>>choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>>and has now become one of the group's most well
>>respected contributors.
>
> And Col has started taking LSD.

It was a good trip, man.
Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to me!
-- 
Col

Steal a spaceship and head for the sun,
Shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:38:01 +0100, "Col"  wrote:

>
>"Mike Plowman"  wrote in message 
>news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...

>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>
>It was a good trip, man.
>Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to me!

but not Barker? Typical!
-- 

Martin

Col wrote:
> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
> news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 +0100, "Col" 
>> wrote:
>>
>>>
>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>>> news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
>>>> occasional...stop...what
>>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>>
>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
>>> respected contributors.
>>
>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>
> It was a good trip, man.
> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to
> me!

Ooooh Col!  You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is getting 
longer by the minute...........

-- 
Life sometimes gives you a second chance.

Martin wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 10:38:01 +0100, "Col" 
> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
>> news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
>
>>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>>
>> It was a good trip, man.
>> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to
>> me!
>
> but not Barker? Typical!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't say that name!  We don't want him back!!!

-- 
Life sometimes gives you a second chance.

"Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote in message 
news:6eef82F6mgphU2@mid.individual.net...
> Col wrote:

>>
>> It was a good trip, man.
>> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to
>> me!
>
> Ooooh Col!  You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is getting 
> longer by the minute...........

Yeah, I know.
No drug is *that* good to make it seem like Michael Adams is being
nice to me....
-- 
Col

Steal a spaceship and head for the sun,
Shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:

>Col wrote:
>> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
>> news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 +0100, "Col" 
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>>>> news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
>>>>> occasional...stop...what
>>>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>>>
>>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
>>>> respected contributors.
>>>
>>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>>
>> It was a good trip, man.
>> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to
>> me!
>
>Ooooh Col!  You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is getting 
>longer by the minute...........

next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
-- 

Martin

"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
news:2324849e7rk0lrdvdijsvou28pdld44784@4ax.com...
> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:

>>
>>Ooooh Col!  You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is getting
>>longer by the minute...........
>
> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.

Oh Gawd, we're back to John Major & Edwina Currie, aren't we?
-- 
Col

Steal a spaceship and head for the sun,
Shoot the stars with a lemonade ray gun.

On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:35:55 +0100, "Col"  wrote:

>
>"Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message 
>news:2324849e7rk0lrdvdijsvou28pdld44784@4ax.com...
>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
>
>>>
>>>Ooooh Col!  You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is getting
>>>longer by the minute...........
>>
>> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>
>Oh Gawd, we're back to John Major & Edwina Currie, aren't we?

and Pinocchio's use of sand paper.
-- 

Martin

On Jul 19, 4:29 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 퍝, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
> >Col wrote:
> >> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
> >>news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
> >>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 퍝, "Col" 
> >>> wrote:
>
> >>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
> >>>>news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
> >>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
> >>>>> occasional...stop...what
> >>>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>
> >>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
> >>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
> >>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
> >>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
> >>>> respected contributors.
>
> >>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>
> >> It was a good trip, man.
> >> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to
> >> me!
>
> >Ooooh Col!  You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is getting
> >longer by the minute...........
>
> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.

I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....

On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:23:56 -0700 (PDT), CP 
wrote:

>On Jul 19, 4:29 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
>> >Col wrote:
>> >> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
>> >>news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
>> >>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 +0100, "Col" 
>> >>> wrote:
>>
>> >>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>> >>>>news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>> >>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
>> >>>>> occasional...stop...what
>> >>>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>
>> >>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>> >>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>> >>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>> >>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
>> >>>> respected contributors.
>>
>> >>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>>
>> >> It was a good trip, man.
>> >> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to
>> >> me!
>>
>> >Ooooh Col!  You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is getting
>> >longer by the minute...........
>>
>> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>
>I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....

Nah - an "e" and an "s" faeces
-- 

Martin

Martin wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 16:35:55 +0100, "Col" 
> wrote:
>
>>
>> "Martin" <me@address.invalid> wrote in message
>> news:2324849e7rk0lrdvdijsvou28pdld44784@4ax.com...
>>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk>
>>> wrote:
>>
>>>>
>>>> Ooooh Col!  You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is
>>>> getting longer by the minute...........
>>>
>>> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>>
>> Oh Gawd, we're back to John Major & Edwina Currie, aren't we?
>
> and Pinocchio's use of sand paper.

Well I don't sit on faces but sandpaper........ well............

-- 
Life sometimes gives you a second chance.

CP wrote:
> On Jul 19, 4:29 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>> Col wrote:
>>>> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
>>>> news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
>>>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 +0100, "Col"
>>>>>  wrote:
>>
>>>>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>>>>>> news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>>>>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
>>>>>>> occasional...stop...what
>>>>>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>
>>>>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>>>>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>>>>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>>>>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
>>>>>> respected contributors.
>>
>>>>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>>
>>>> It was a good trip, man.
>>>> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to
>>>> me!
>>
>>> Ooooh Col! You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is
>>> getting longer by the minute...........
>>
>> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>
> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....

ROFL  As usual, you get it right first time!

-- 
Life sometimes gives you a second chance.

On 19 Jul, 16:35, "Col"  wrote:
> "Martin" <m...@address.invalid> wrote in message
>
> news:2324849e7rk0lrdvdijsvou28pdld44784@4ax.com...
>
> > On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 퍝, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
>
> >>Ooooh Col!  You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is getting
> >>longer by the minute...........
>
> > next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>
> Oh Gawd, we're back to John Major & Edwina Currie, aren't we?

One wonders who was the licker and lickee.
I'm not paying for any counselling induced by that last sentence.

fr.

On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:53:35 -0700 (PDT), "Fr J. Hackett"
 wrote:

>On 19 Jul, 16:35, "Col"  wrote:
>> "Martin" <m...@address.invalid> wrote in message
>>
>> news:2324849e7rk0lrdvdijsvou28pdld44784@4ax.com...
>>
>> > On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
>>
>> >>Ooooh Col!  You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is getting
>> >>longer by the minute...........
>>
>> > next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>>
>> Oh Gawd, we're back to John Major & Edwina Currie, aren't we?
>
>One wonders who was the licker and lickee.
>I'm not paying for any counselling induced by that last sentence.

Your tongue is hanging out.
-- 

Martin

On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:50:36 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:

>CP wrote:
>> On Jul 19, 4:29 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk>
>>> wrote:
>>>> Col wrote:
>>>>> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
>>>>> news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
>>>>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 +0100, "Col"
>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>
>>>>>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>>>>>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
>>>>>>>> occasional...stop...what
>>>>>>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>>
>>>>>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>>>>>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>>>>>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>>>>>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
>>>>>>> respected contributors.
>>>
>>>>>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>>>
>>>>> It was a good trip, man.
>>>>> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to
>>>>> me!
>>>
>>>> Ooooh Col! You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is
>>>> getting longer by the minute...........
>>>
>>> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>>
>> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>
>ROFL  As usual, you get it right first time!

CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)
-- 

Martin

On 19 Jul, 22:08, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 09:53:35 -0700 (PDT), "Fr J. Hackett"
>
>
>
>  wrote:
> >On 19 Jul, 16:35, "Col"  wrote:
> >> "Martin" <m...@address.invalid> wrote in message
>
> >>news:2324849e7rk0lrdvdijsvou28pdld44784@4ax.com...
>
> >> > On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 퍝, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
>
> >> >>Ooooh Col!  You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is getting
> >> >>longer by the minute...........
>
> >> > next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>
> >> Oh Gawd, we're back to John Major & Edwina Currie, aren't we?
>
> >One wonders who was the licker and lickee.
> >I'm not paying for any counselling induced by that last sentence.
>
> Your tongue is hanging out.

Done them already.

fr.

Martin wrote:
>>> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>>
>> ROFL  As usual, you get it right first time!
>
> CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)

yes dear, it seems it was I wot dropped the aitch.

-- 
Life sometimes gives you a second chance.

On Jul 19, 11:23 pm, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
> Martin wrote:
> >>> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>
> >> ROFL  As usual, you get it right first time!
>
> > CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)
>
> yes dear, it seems it was I wot dropped the aitch.

You're up late, old gel! ;-)

CP wrote:
> On Jul 19, 11:23 pm, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
>> Martin wrote:
>>>>> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>>
>>>> ROFL As usual, you get it right first time!
>>
>>> CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)
>>
>> yes dear, it seems it was I wot dropped the aitch.
>
> You're up late, old gel! ;-)

Flippin' eck! I had been printing all that stuff and I didn't notice the 
time:)

-- 
Life sometimes gives you a second chance.

On Jul 20, 8:21 am, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
> CP wrote:
> > On Jul 19, 11:23 pm, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
> >> Martin wrote:
> >>>>> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>
> >>>> ROFL As usual, you get it right first time!
>
> >>> CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)
>
> >> yes dear, it seems it was I wot dropped the aitch.
>
> > You're up late, old gel! ;-)
>
> Flippin' eck! I had been printing all that stuff and I didn't notice the
> time:)

Pah - how long does it take to print a hundred thousand pounds? Not
*that* long, surely?

CP wrote:
> On Jul 20, 8:21 am, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
>> CP wrote:
>>> On Jul 19, 11:23 pm, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
>>>> Martin wrote:
>>>>>>> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>>
>>>>>> ROFL As usual, you get it right first time!
>>
>>>>> CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)
>>
>>>> yes dear, it seems it was I wot dropped the aitch.
>>
>>> You're up late, old gel! ;-)
>>
>> Flippin' eck! I had been printing all that stuff and I didn't notice
>> the time:)
>
> Pah - how long does it take to print a hundred thousand pounds? Not
> *that* long, surely?

*snigger*  don't tell everybody:)

-- 
Life sometimes gives you a second chance.

On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:23:28 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:

>Martin wrote:
>>>> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>>>
>>> ROFL  As usual, you get it right first time!
>>
>> CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)
>
>yes dear, it seems it was I wot dropped the aitch.

On Pinocchio's face!
-- 

Martin

Martin wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 23:23:28 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk>
> wrote:
>
>> Martin wrote:
>>>>> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>>>>
>>>> ROFL  As usual, you get it right first time!
>>>
>>> CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)
>>
>> yes dear, it seems it was I wot dropped the aitch.
>
> On Pinocchio's face!

I don't think we are on the same wavelength with this on pal:)

-- 
Life sometimes gives you a second chance.

On Jul 19, 10:08 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:50:36 퍝, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
> >CP wrote:
> >> On Jul 19, 4:29 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
> >>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 퍝, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk>
> >>> wrote:
> >>>> Col wrote:
> >>>>> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
> >>>>>news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
> >>>>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 퍝, "Col"
> >>>>>>  wrote:
>
> >>>>>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
> >>>>>>>news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
> >>>>>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
> >>>>>>>> occasional...stop...what
> >>>>>>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>
> >>>>>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
> >>>>>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
> >>>>>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
> >>>>>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
> >>>>>>> respected contributors.
>
> >>>>>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>
> >>>>> It was a good trip, man.
> >>>>> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to
> >>>>> me!
>
> >>>> Ooooh Col! You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is
> >>>> getting longer by the minute...........
>
> >>> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>
> >> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>
> >ROFL  As usual, you get it right first time!
>
> CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)

No, I was talking about you. You are the one who dropped your h.

CP wrote:
> On Jul 19, 10:08 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:50:36 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk>
>> wrote:
>>> CP wrote:
>>>> On Jul 19, 4:29 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>>>>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk>
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>> Col wrote:
>>>>>>> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 +0100, "Col"
>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>
>>>>>>>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>>>>>>>>> news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>>>>>>>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
>>>>>>>>>> occasional...stop...what
>>>>>>>>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>
>>>>>>>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>>>>>>>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>>>>>>>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>>>>>>>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
>>>>>>>>> respected contributors.
>>
>>>>>>>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>>
>>>>>>> It was a good trip, man.
>>>>>>> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was
>>>>>>> nice to me!
>>
>>>>>> Ooooh Col! You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is
>>>>>> getting longer by the minute...........
>>
>>>>> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>>
>>>> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>>
>>> ROFL As usual, you get it right first time!
>>
>> CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)
>
> No, I was talking about you. You are the one who dropped your h.

Ahh I see.  CP was talking about you, fair Martin!

Next you will be wanting to sit on his face.

On Jul 21, 7:29 am, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
> CP wrote:
> > On Jul 19, 10:08 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
> >> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:50:36 퍝, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk>
> >> wrote:
> >>> CP wrote:
> >>>> On Jul 19, 4:29 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
> >>>>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 퍝, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk>
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>> Col wrote:
> >>>>>>> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
> >>>>>>>news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
> >>>>>>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 퍝, "Col"
> >>>>>>>>  wrote:
>
> >>>>>>>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
> >>>>>>>>>news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
> >>>>>>>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
> >>>>>>>>>> occasional...stop...what
> >>>>>>>>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>
> >>>>>>>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
> >>>>>>>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
> >>>>>>>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
> >>>>>>>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
> >>>>>>>>> respected contributors.
>
> >>>>>>>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>
> >>>>>>> It was a good trip, man.
> >>>>>>> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was
> >>>>>>> nice to me!
>
> >>>>>> Ooooh Col! You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is
> >>>>>> getting longer by the minute...........
>
> >>>>> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>
> >>>> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>
> >>> ROFL As usual, you get it right first time!
>
> >> CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)
>
> > No, I was talking about you. You are the one who dropped your h.
>
> Ahh I see.  CP was talking about you, fair Martin!
>
> Next you will be wanting to sit on his face.

My face? Heaven forfend!!!

On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:02:46 -0700 (PDT), CP 
wrote:

>On Jul 19, 10:08 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:50:36 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
>> >CP wrote:
>> >> On Jul 19, 4:29 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
>> >>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 +0100, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk>
>> >>> wrote:
>> >>>> Col wrote:
>> >>>>> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
>> >>>>>news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
>> >>>>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 +0100, "Col"
>> >>>>>>  wrote:
>>
>> >>>>>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
>> >>>>>>>news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
>> >>>>>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
>> >>>>>>>> occasional...stop...what
>> >>>>>>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>>
>> >>>>>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
>> >>>>>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
>> >>>>>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
>> >>>>>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
>> >>>>>>> respected contributors.
>>
>> >>>>>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>>
>> >>>>> It was a good trip, man.
>> >>>>> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to
>> >>>>> me!
>>
>> >>>> Ooooh Col! You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is
>> >>>> getting longer by the minute...........
>>
>> >>> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>>
>> >> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>>
>> >ROFL  As usual, you get it right first time!
>>
>> CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)
>
>No, I was talking about you. You are the one who dropped your h.

O is the one doing the face sitting.
-- 

Martin

On Jul 21, 5:18 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
> On Sun, 20 Jul 2008 15:02:46 -0700 (PDT), CP  wrote:
>
>
>
> >On Jul 19, 10:08 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
> >> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:50:36 퍝, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk> wrote:
> >> >CP wrote:
> >> >> On Jul 19, 4:29 pm, Martin <m...@address.invalid> wrote:
> >> >>> On Sat, 19 Jul 2008 15:22:24 퍝, "Ophelia" <Opheilia@nix,co.uk>
> >> >>> wrote:
> >> >>>> Col wrote:
> >> >>>>> "Mike Plowman"  wrote in message
> >> >>>>>news:d11384p71q8jvf2rcnchk63sq3tin3071c@4ax.com...
> >> >>>>>> On Fri, 18 Jul 2008 18:32:31 퍝, "Col"
> >> >>>>>>  wrote:
>
> >> >>>>>>> "Ian F."  wrote in message
> >> >>>>>>>news:6ec0deF6dnibU1@mid.individual.net...
> >> >>>>>>>> Am on hols in Spain...stop...internet access only
> >> >>>>>>>> occasional...stop...what
> >> >>>>>>>> have I missed this week on UMTM...stop?
>
> >> >>>>>>> Barker has posted an unreserved apology for all his past
> >> >>>>>>> misdemeanors, paid a significant sum to the charity of
> >> >>>>>>> choice of those whose real lives he has interfered with
> >> >>>>>>> and has now become one of the group's most well
> >> >>>>>>> respected contributors.
>
> >> >>>>>> And Col has started taking LSD.
>
> >> >>>>> It was a good trip, man.
> >> >>>>> Full of rainbows and fluffy bunnies, even Michael Adams was nice to
> >> >>>>> me!
>
> >> >>>> Ooooh Col! You are a big fibber wot 'as a long pointy nose wot is
> >> >>>> getting longer by the minute...........
>
> >> >>> next you'll be wanting to sit on his face.
>
> >> >> I think you've dropped an 'aitch.....
>
> >> >ROFL  As usual, you get it right first time!
>
> >> CP was talking about you, fair Ophelia. :)
>
> >No, I was talking about you. You are the one who dropped your h.
>
> O is the one doing the face sitting.

And you're the one doing the shit stirring.