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date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:30:59 +0200,
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:20:30 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
wrote:
>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:08:54 +0200, Martin wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:52:30 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:43:15 +0200, Martin wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:34:01 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:30:40 +0200, Martin wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:19:52 +0100, August West wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Hot Badger Deluxe writes:
>>>>><snip>
>>>>>>>> Edwina Currie. And John Major.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Just to remind you.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Jesus. Thanks, you unfeeling bastard.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Jesus too? That woman is insatiable.
>>>>>
>>>>>Apparently when he found out about the John Major thing, he got rather
>>>>>cross.
>>>>
>>>> Edwina did say in her autobiography that his performance was even more wooden
>>>> than Pinocchio's.
>>>
>>>He nailed her three times, apparently.
>>
>> The trinity gang bang?
>
>And the Household Calvary.
and the mount of Olive's?
--
Martin
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:30:59 +0200
author: Martin lid
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:30:59 +0200, Martin wrote:
> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:20:30 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
> wrote:
>
>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:08:54 +0200, Martin wrote:
>>
>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:52:30 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
>>> wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:43:15 +0200, Martin wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:34:01 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:30:40 +0200, Martin wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:19:52 +0100, August West wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Hot Badger Deluxe writes:
>>>>>><snip>
>>>>>>>>> Edwina Currie. And John Major.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> Just to remind you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Jesus. Thanks, you unfeeling bastard.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Jesus too? That woman is insatiable.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Apparently when he found out about the John Major thing, he got rather
>>>>>>cross.
>>>>>
>>>>> Edwina did say in her autobiography that his performance was even more wooden
>>>>> than Pinocchio's.
>>>>
>>>>He nailed her three times, apparently.
>>>
>>> The trinity gang bang?
>>
>>And the Household Calvary.
>
> and the mount of Olive's?
Edwina Currie and olive oil... don't go there...
--
We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are.
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:43:05 +0100
author: Hot Badger Deluxe
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:43:05 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
wrote:
>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:30:59 +0200, Martin wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:20:30 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
>> wrote:
>>
>>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:08:54 +0200, Martin wrote:
>>>
>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:52:30 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
>>>> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:43:15 +0200, Martin wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:34:01 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
>>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:30:40 +0200, Martin wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:19:52 +0100, August West wrote:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Hot Badger Deluxe writes:
>>>>>>><snip>
>>>>>>>>>> Edwina Currie. And John Major.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Just to remind you.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Jesus. Thanks, you unfeeling bastard.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Jesus too? That woman is insatiable.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>Apparently when he found out about the John Major thing, he got rather
>>>>>>>cross.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Edwina did say in her autobiography that his performance was even more wooden
>>>>>> than Pinocchio's.
>>>>>
>>>>>He nailed her three times, apparently.
>>>>
>>>> The trinity gang bang?
>>>
>>>And the Household Calvary.
>>
>> and the mount of Olive's?
>
>Edwina Currie and olive oil... don't go there...
Oliver's Mount in Scarborough?
--
Martin
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:04:40 +0200
author: Martin lid
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:38:05 +0100, August West wrote:
> Hot Badger Deluxe writes:
>
>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:22:54 +0100, August West wrote:
>>
>>> Hot Badger Deluxe writes:
>>>
>>>> Edwina Currie and olive oil... don't go there...
>>>
>>> I had a delightful dream last night, about a certain young lady of my
>>> acquaintance, and a bottle of baby oil. Then the cat sat on my head.
>>
>> I hope that "sat" wasn't a typo...
>
> Fortunately not. Although once a kitten did piss on my bed while I was in
> it. And it wasn't even my cat; it was a flat-mate's friends's
> girlfriend's cat (I think).
I remember when one of our cats shat on the mains lead for my ZX81 - I went
to plug it in, and...
Not nice
--
It's like a hungry child with oven gloves
tring to get beetroot out of a jar.
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:44:20 +0100
author: Hot Badger Deluxe
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
August West wrote:
> Hot Badger Deluxe writes:
>
>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:22:54 +0100, August West wrote:
>>
>>> Hot Badger Deluxe writes:
>>>
>>>> Edwina Currie and olive oil... don't go there...
>>> I had a delightful dream last night, about a certain young lady of my
>>> acquaintance, and a bottle of baby oil. Then the cat sat on my head.
>> I hope that "sat" wasn't a typo...
>
> Fortunately not. Although once a kitten did piss on my bed while I was in
> it.
While you were "in" it?
Oh, the bed. FFS, there are some things a persons doesn't want to read.
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:39:39 +0100
author: Willy Eckerslyke
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:39:39 +0100, Willy Eckerslyke wrote:
> August West wrote:
>> Hot Badger Deluxe writes:
>>
>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:22:54 +0100, August West wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hot Badger Deluxe writes:
>>>>
>>>>> Edwina Currie and olive oil... don't go there...
>>>> I had a delightful dream last night, about a certain young lady of my
>>>> acquaintance, and a bottle of baby oil. Then the cat sat on my head.
>>> I hope that "sat" wasn't a typo...
>>
>> Fortunately not. Although once a kitten did piss on my bed while I was in
>> it.
>
> While you were "in" it?
> Oh, the bed. FFS, there are some things a persons doesn't want to read.
Kitten in bed - yawning pussy...
--
Only put off until tomorrow what you are willing to die having
left undone.
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:57:33 +0100
author: Hot Badger Deluxe
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
In article <1fqy607jerf1h.1vtv18wlxd8h8$.dlg@40tude.net>,
watercress@spamcop.org says...
> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:30:59 +0200, Martin wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:20:30 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
> > wrote:
> >
> >>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:08:54 +0200, Martin wrote:
> >>
> >>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:52:30 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
> >>> wrote:
> >>>
> >>>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:43:15 +0200, Martin wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:34:01 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
> >>>>> wrote:
> >>>>>
> >>>>>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:30:40 +0200, Martin wrote:
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:19:52 +0100, August West wrote:
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Hot Badger Deluxe writes:
> >>>>>><snip>
> >>>>>>>>> Edwina Currie. And John Major.
> >>>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>> Just to remind you.
> >>>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>>Jesus. Thanks, you unfeeling bastard.
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>> Jesus too? That woman is insatiable.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>Apparently when he found out about the John Major thing, he got rather
> >>>>>>cross.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> Edwina did say in her autobiography that his performance was even more wooden
> >>>>> than Pinocchio's.
> >>>>
> >>>>He nailed her three times, apparently.
> >>>
> >>> The trinity gang bang?
> >>
> >>And the Household Calvary.
> >
> > and the mount of Olive's?
>
> Edwina Currie and olive oil... don't go there...
>
Popeye and John Major... don't go there either...
--
eric
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:19:00 +0100
author: Eric Jarvis
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:02:09 +0100, August West wrote:
<snip>
> And we're back to the baby oil...
How much oil do you get from the average baby?
--
There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the
Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:04:38 +0100
author: Hot Badger Deluxe
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:19:00 +0100, Eric Jarvis wrote:
<snip>
> Popeye and John Major... don't go there either...
Imagine how much damage one of those forearms would do, once inserted...
--
I envy people who drink - at least they
know what to blame everything on.
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:08:48 +0100
author: Hot Badger Deluxe
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:19:00 +0100, Eric Jarvis wrote:
>In article <1fqy607jerf1h.1vtv18wlxd8h8$.dlg@40tude.net>,
>watercress@spamcop.org says...
>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:30:59 +0200, Martin wrote:
>>
>> > On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:20:30 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
>> > wrote:
>> >
>> >>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 12:08:54 +0200, Martin wrote:
>> >>
>> >>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:52:30 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
>> >>> wrote:
>> >>>
>> >>>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:43:15 +0200, Martin wrote:
>> >>>>
>> >>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:34:01 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
>> >>>>> wrote:
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>>>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:30:40 +0200, Martin wrote:
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:19:52 +0100, August West wrote:
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>Hot Badger Deluxe writes:
>> >>>>>><snip>
>> >>>>>>>>> Edwina Currie. And John Major.
>> >>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>> Just to remind you.
>> >>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>Jesus. Thanks, you unfeeling bastard.
>> >>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>> Jesus too? That woman is insatiable.
>> >>>>>>
>> >>>>>>Apparently when he found out about the John Major thing, he got rather
>> >>>>>>cross.
>> >>>>>
>> >>>>> Edwina did say in her autobiography that his performance was even more wooden
>> >>>>> than Pinocchio's.
>> >>>>
>> >>>>He nailed her three times, apparently.
>> >>>
>> >>> The trinity gang bang?
>> >>
>> >>And the Household Calvary.
>> >
>> > and the mount of Olive's?
>>
>> Edwina Currie and olive oil... don't go there...
>>
>
>Popeye and John Major... don't go there either...
Do Dame Shirley Porter and Jack 'Tesco' Cohen still go there?
--
Martin
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:11:13 +0200
author: Martin lid
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:08:48 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
wrote:
>On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:19:00 +0100, Eric Jarvis wrote:
>
><snip>
>
>> Popeye and John Major... don't go there either...
>
>Imagine how much damage one of those forearms would do, once inserted...
Not to mention the fork handles.
--
Martin
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:11:43 +0200
author: Martin lid
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
In article ,
me@address.invalid says...
> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:08:48 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
> wrote:
>
> >On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:19:00 +0100, Eric Jarvis wrote:
> >
> ><snip>
> >
> >> Popeye and John Major... don't go there either...
> >
> >Imagine how much damage one of those forearms would do, once inserted...
>
> Not to mention the fork handles.
>
How many?
--
eric
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:28:11 +0100
author: Eric Jarvis
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Re: OT - Tesco 24hr shops - what's the fruit like?
On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 16:28:11 +0100, Eric Jarvis wrote:
>In article ,
>me@address.invalid says...
>> On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 14:08:48 +0100, Hot Badger Deluxe
>> wrote:
>>
>> >On Thu, 17 Jul 2008 13:19:00 +0100, Eric Jarvis wrote:
>> >
>> ><snip>
>> >
>> >> Popeye and John Major... don't go there either...
>> >
>> >Imagine how much damage one of those forearms would do, once inserted...
>>
>> Not to mention the fork handles.
>>
>
>How many?
... more tines?
--
Martin
date: Thu, 17 Jul 2008 18:06:19 +0200
author: Martin lid
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