Even this individual can take an ethic wife and call Australia home...

Simon Makker

A.K.A.
Makker, Smakker, Smakk-daddy, Schmack, and any other version of that you 
can think of.

I was raised in...
Morrinsville, New Zealand. It's a little cow town of about 5000 people 
and I grew up on a little 100-acre dairy farm, milking cows, driving 
tractors and riding Dad's AG175 imagining myself as Jeremy McGrath 
holding off a very hungry Jeff Emig.

The reason that you're reading about me is...
I'm the Editor of Freerider MX Magazine — a freestyle motocross magazine 
that's based on the Gold Coast, Australia.

More after the jump

Right now I'm working on...
Issue #57 even though issue #56 hasn't even hit stores yet! And it's 
looking sick, with some great content coming in.

But I'd rather be...
Making out with Megan Fox. Face it — she's smokin'.

My most prized possessions are...
My beautiful wife, Adeline (who also has a crush on Mega Fox, so she 
will understand the previous question), my project YZ250F, which I'll 
have to begrudgingly give away to one of our readers in a few months' 
time, my GT I-Drive 5.2 mountain-bike, and my Premier drum-kit that has 
become a collector' item.

But I'd give it all away for...
With the exception of my wife, who I wouldn't let go for anything, I'd 
be happy with a lazy $5 million. I'd then make a healthy profit and can 
upgrade everything.

The first thing I do in the morning is...
Erm... wake up? Nah I have this weird habit where I have to let go a 
huge fart in bed before I can get out.

The last thing I do at night is...
Annoy the hell out of Adeline until she's so pissed off she can't sleep. 
Once I have achieved this goal, I can close my eyes and sleep like a baby.

My momma always said...
Well, my dad always said "if you're gonna be a man during the night, 
you've gotta be a man during the day." Meaning that if you have a big 
night and are feeling pretty ragged the next morning, you should still 
get up at your normal hour and take care of your responsibilities. 
Depending on my state of wellbeing you find me in, it was both the best 
and worse piece of advice he ever gave me.

The worst job I ever had was...
Milking cows. I did it for three years while I studied Journalism at 
College. The good thing was I managed to get through my tertiary 
education without a student loan hanging over my head, but it's a pretty 
s---ty job and while all my mates could go out and have a good time, I 
was either stuck in the cowshed or I knew that I had to be out of bed 
uber-early. I had to get up at around 4 AM, get shat on in a freezing 
cowshed, stare at the arse-end of 400 cows for a couple of hours, then 
spend half an hour cleaning up afterwards. And then I had to do it all 
over again in the afternoon.

- http://espn.go.com/action/fmx/blog?post=4324959

According to media reports, "English filmmaker Ken Loach has withdrawn
his film Looking for Eric from the Melbourne International Film Festival
because the festival receives funding from the Israeli Government.

Loach told the festival if it did not reconsider the sponsorship, he
would not allow the festival to screen his film.

In a letter to festival executive director Richard Moore, he said that
"Palestinians, including artists and academics, have called for a
boycott of events supported by Israel". He cited "illegal occupation of
Palestinian land, destruction of homes and livelihoods" and "the
massacres in Gaza" as reasons for the boycott. It was, he said, aimed
"not at independent Israeli films or filmmakers", but at "the Israeli
state"."

http://www.theage.com.au/national/israeli-funding-angers-filmmaker-20090717-do9x.html

This hypocrisy by the English filmmaker Ken Loach is readily apparent
with respect to the continuing, prolonged and habitual denial of the
natural and common law originating autonomic right to regulative
freewill, self determination which is free from foreign domination in
the circumstance that British Imperial Governance as is evidence by the
letters patent to the Commonwealth.

This act of fascism continues to deny homosexuals the right to marry and
subject to denial of justice in the expectation that if they have HIV
they can be actively denied justice (eg: Human Rights Commission
deferral of my legal claims including vilification by adherents to ANZAC
Day promulgating a Nationalistic and Hymeneal superiority in preference
to the Natural support of 28 April as day of mourning by the erection of
a monument in support of deceased workers who either failed to return
home on the day or died of serious illnesses, including malignant
mesothelioma, lung cancer, and asbestosis (a type of pneumoconiosis).

That in all respects we are denied access to justice and all legal
rights under the Commonwealth--in the mistaken belief we would be long dead.

This ethos is readily apparent if the conduct of the former labor (ie.
a default trade union empathy) Victorian State Premier Steve Bracks
(catholic, lebanese) and his deputy TWAITES who were in power at that
time and attempting to impose their party of union institutional values
on the right of the individual.

Following the systematic denial of my human rights by the State, support
of the 28 April 2006 memorial to the fallen workers, his participation
in an ANZAC Day march and propaganda associated with the death of the
last WWI veteran, that the conclusion of these persons is that they are
fascist.

That the British film-maker also exhibits such an arrogance as
disrespect as illegal occupation of this Continent by the British that
his objections as call for "boycott of events supported by Israel" is
substantive justification for his and his nation's own perversity as
barbarism.

A sensible reason does exist to allow two homosexuals to enter into a
contract--And indeed my religious values are entirely different from
Americans.

I intend on commencing my BIBLOS project before challenging the Equal
Opportunity and Human Rights Commission in a court of law over treason
with respect to discrimination of natural and common law rights over an
employment contract undertaken with an American technology company
(NOVELL) having a contract of Insurance with a salary continuance
benefit conveying marriage and an AIDS exclusion.

At no stage have the fascists within the Equal Opportunity and Human
Rights Commission been responsive to my complaint and indeed attempted
to subject me social scorn by delaying my matters including an ANZAC Day
protest (ie. that the armed serviceman who committed suicide came from
my small village of 500 people and may have accessed my Internet
commentary) when the nation regards its war dead, in deference to the
establishment of a memorial on 28 April commemorating workers who have
died from injuries and disease sustained at work.

- dolf
- http://www.grapple.id.au/Chronicles/automata.html