Residents of Inverness-shire were woken early today by sounds of angry
rumbling from a local cemetery

It appears Lord Reith heard the hopeless  super-bimbo Daliah Raphael
ask a guest what he did with an inflatable rubber whale when he wasn't
using it.

"Er, we put it in a bag" was the edifying response.

I have some sympathy with the late Scottish noble.

Mick.