PING-A-Ling - Mower Man.
Hi your Majesty of the elogical gurus, one thing I forgot to axe you:
Do you MOW YOUR LAWN, Mr. Mower Man, or are you so green like me that all of
the neighbours complain about the wild feral life in my lawn, and also they
ain't too sure how to tork to the slopes [1] who sneak out at night and do
illegal things? OK, Mr. Mower Man, quit mowing like I did years ago and make
your neighbourhood a no-go Zone, OK?
[1] I am allowed to say "slopes" and other racist things like that because I
do not receive any money from public places like the BBC etc., unlike my
chum James Follett, "Author", who gets loads of money from the BBC and calls
black people niggers and darkies and things like that. I am glad I do not
pay a TV licence to support such racist scum.
date: Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:09:06 GMT
author: Jack Nastyface
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