On Oct 31, 1:25 pm, Alan Hope  wrote:
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> >William Brown's mother, Sherene Jones, and her partner, Garry Edwards,
> >were watching Big Brother one evening when there was a knock on the door.
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> >The door, once unbolted, swung open, and there stood a little boy. "Is
> >William in? I've got some ganj. It's good shit, it'll blow your head off".
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> >"Who the fuck is that?" shouted Garry.
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> >"It's Henry", replied Ms Jones, "looking for William. He's got some ganj".
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> >"Tell him I want some. Tell the little fucker to get in here and give it
> >to me or I'll kick his head in".
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> >Suddenly there was a clattering noise and something tumbled down the
> >stairs. It was a small boy with a spiked crest of a haircut, wearing a
> >multicoloured tracksuit and a hooded jacket. A stud glistened in his
> >right ear. Although it was the afternoon, his skin was a pallid grey and
> >his eyes were bloodshot.
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> >"Cripes", ejaculated Henry. "Looks like I've got here too late! You look
> >completely caned!".
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> >"Not Ganj", muttered William. "I was up all night taking speed, playing
> >the PS2 and watching porn".
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> >A voice came from the next room. It was Garry. "You little cunt! I
> >wondered where my porn had gone. Come here..."
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> >At this point, the pair of companions decided that discretion was the
> >better part of valour, and set off over the paving slabs covering the
> >front lawn, quickly untethering Jungle, the psychotic pitbull, en route.
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> >Inane boredom set in rapidly. The silence was quickly broken, however,
> >by the sound of a sawn-off exhaust. Around the corner in a crudely
> >modified Vauxhall Corsa came Ginger, the latest urban sounds blasting
> >from the open windows. The lyrics instantly recognisable. "I wanna
> >stick my dick into your face... bitch."
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> >Henry, William and Jungle, bursting with anticipation at a joy ride
> >terrorising the elderly residents of the neighbourhood, leapt into the
> >vehicle, and it sped off down the street.
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> >"'Ullo Ginger," said William as he clambered into the obnoxious vehicle.
> >"Got any pills?".
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> >"No" replied Ginger. "Just took Violet Elizabeth down to the hospital
> >for an abortion. 'S'all sorted now. I've got herpes though."
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> >"She got pregnant again!" ejaculated Henry. "Why doesn't she just claim
> >on the social and get a council house?"
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> >"Because I said I'd kick her fucking head in if she didn't get rid of
> >it. I don't want the CSA knocking down my door."
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> >Their conversation was interrupted by a sight at the side of the road.
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> >"Hullo" said Ginger. "Is that Douglas? What's he doing?"
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> >A youth stood at the entrance to a doorway. In the doorway was slumped a
> >woman, visibly ill and distressed. The youth was urinating on her, and
> >spraying her with shaving foam and shouting abuse at her. Around him a
> >crowd had gathered, they were laughing and pointing. Some were filming
> >the event on their mobile phones.
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> >"It IS Douglas", exclaimed William. "How exciting. Let's go and piss on
> >that dying woman".
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> >The outlaws, united once again, embarked on a savage and brutal episode
> >of violence, depravity and sadism. As they emitted their urine, they
> >exclaimed joyful acclamations of their youthful liberty.
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> >"This one's from Alfred Kinsey!" shouted William.
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> >"And that's from Roy Jenkins!" exclaimed Ginger.
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> >"This is from all the folks at Radio 1!" laughed Henry.
>
> >"The liberal intelligentsia and the members of the NUT would like you to
> >drink THIS!" roared Douglas.
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> >The woman, drenched in urine and humiliated beyond all comprehension,
> >finally expired. A look of joy and satisfaction crept over the outlaws'
> >faces. How far Britain had come in seventy years, they though. How far.
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> I'll bet you got a stiffy writing that, didn't you?

That showed 'im. No need to ask where New Labour got its debating
skills.

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ROBBIE goes:

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>"Alan Hope"  wrote in message 
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>>>"Alan Hope"  wrote in message
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>>>>>Life must be exhausting for you both if you never believe any quote in 
>>>>>any
>>>>>newspaper ('cept the Graunipendent, for yor, Al) with then verifying the
>>>>>source.
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>>>> You haven't even provided a newspaper quote, you shifty little cunt.
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>>>Yes I have, Ivan found the one I was referring to and which he found
>>>wanting:
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>>>http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/visual_arts/article2774359.ece
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>> Shame it doesn't say what you claimed.
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>It's a quote. See my above responses.

It's a misquote, cunty. Typical of you to be truthier than the truth.
Always trying to go one better. See: your ridiculous tall-tales about
Benn, Amis etc. 


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AH
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>>>>"Alan Hope"  wrote in message
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>>>>>>Life must be exhausting for you both if you never believe any quote in
>>>>>>any
>>>>>>newspaper ('cept the Graunipendent, for yor, Al) with then verifying 
>>>>>>the
>>>>>>source.
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>>>>> You haven't even provided a newspaper quote, you shifty little cunt.
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>>>>Yes I have, Ivan found the one I was referring to and which he found
>>>>wanting:
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>>>>http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/visual_arts/article2774359.ece
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>>> Shame it doesn't say what you claimed.
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>>It's a quote. See my above responses.
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> It's a misquote, cunty.

What did he say, then? Where and when?

ROBBIE

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>>>>>>>Life must be exhausting for you both if you never believe any quote in
>>>>>>>any
>>>>>>>newspaper ('cept the Graunipendent, for yor, Al) with then verifying 
>>>>>>>the
>>>>>>>source.
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>>>>>> You haven't even provided a newspaper quote, you shifty little cunt.
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>>>>>Yes I have, Ivan found the one I was referring to and which he found
>>>>>wanting:
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>>>>>http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/visual_arts/article2774359.ece
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>>>> Shame it doesn't say what you claimed.
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>>>It's a quote. See my above responses.
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>> It's a misquote, cunty.
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>What did he say, then? Where and when?

Read the fucking source. And read your own post, which you're probably
too drunk to remember. 


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>>>>>>"Alan Hope"  wrote in message
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>>>>>>>>Life must be exhausting for you both if you never believe any quote 
>>>>>>>>in
>>>>>>>>any
>>>>>>>>newspaper ('cept the Graunipendent, for yor, Al) with then verifying
>>>>>>>>the
>>>>>>>>source.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> You haven't even provided a newspaper quote, you shifty little cunt.
>>>>>>>
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>>>>>>Yes I have, Ivan found the one I was referring to and which he found
>>>>>>wanting:
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>>>>>>http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/visual_arts/article2774359.ece
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>>>>> Shame it doesn't say what you claimed.
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>>>>It's a quote. See my above responses.
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>>> It's a misquote, cunty.
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>>What did he say, then? Where and when?
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> Read the fucking source.

So you have decided that because the quote is not currently on his website, 
it is a misquote, that he never said it. How do you know that?

ROBBIE