http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/

"This LJ is now protected"


ROTFPMSL!

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
wrote:

|http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|
|"This LJ is now protected"
|
|
|ROTFPMSL!


Funny. But not as funny as this:-


In message, , Tez
Burke  spewed:

|Still here, and not budging.
|You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
|Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
|who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
|fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
|manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
|local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
|and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
|underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
|Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
|the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
|shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
|laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
|after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
|couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
|And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
|reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
|at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
|professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
|to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
|context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
|statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
|kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
|Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
|(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
|Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
|know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
|remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
|mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
|attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
|TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
|You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
|possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
|nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
|studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
|in three separate usenet posts.
|Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
|is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
|related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
|have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
|have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
|is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
|that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
|enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
|you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
|locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
|bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
|too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
|a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
|out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
|the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
|deserve.
|Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
|matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
|funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
|matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
|rantings. Goodbye.
|
|Tez.

"Ebb Chernobyl" 
 wrote in 
message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
>
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
>
>
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>
>
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
>
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan

Snip

Classic.

Thanks for posting it again.

Alan

"alan"  wrote in message 
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>
> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
>  wrote in 
> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
>> wrote:
>>
>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
>> |
>> |"This LJ is now protected"
>> |
>> |
>> |ROTFPMSL!
>>
>>
>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>>
>>
>> In message, , Tez
>> Burke  spewed:
>>
>> |Still here, and not budging.
>> |You remind me, Alan
>
> Snip
>
> Classic.
>
> Thanks for posting it again.
>
> Alan
>

Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.

Al
>

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:53:18 GMT, "alan"  wrote:

|
|"alan"  wrote in message 
|news:ltyMh.62$Fe4.27@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
|>
|> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
|>  wrote in 
|> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
|>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
|>> wrote:
|>>
|>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|>> |
|>> |"This LJ is now protected"
|>> |
|>> |
|>> |ROTFPMSL!
|>>
|>>
|>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
|>>
|>>
|>> In message, , Tez
|>> Burke  spewed:
|>>
|>> |Still here, and not budging.
|>> |You remind me, Alan
|>
|> Snip
|>
|> Classic.
|>
|> Thanks for posting it again.
|>
|> Alan
|>
|
|Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.
|
|Al

Nice one! Looking forward to it.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:40:14 +0000, Ebb Chernobyl wrote:

> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
> 
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
> 
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
> 
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
> 
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
> |Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
> |who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
> |fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
> |manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
> |local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
> |and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
> |underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
> |Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
> |the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
> |shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
> |laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
> |after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
> |couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
> |And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
> |reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
> |at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
> |professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
> |to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
> |context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
> |statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
> |kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
> |Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
> |(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
> |Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
> |know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
> |remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
> |mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
> |attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
> |TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
> |You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
> |possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
> |nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
> |studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
> |in three separate usenet posts.
> |Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
> |is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
> |related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
> |have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
> |have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
> |is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
> |that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
> |enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
> |you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
> |locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
> |bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
> |too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
> |a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
> |out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
> |the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
> |deserve.
> |Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
> |matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
> |funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
> |matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
> |rantings. Goodbye.
> |
> |Tez.

Thanks for that Ebb.
-- 
Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken

Lord High Troll of the Highlands and Islands.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:01:20 GMT, Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken
 wrote:

|On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:40:14 +0000, Ebb Chernobyl wrote:
|
|> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
|> wrote:
|> 
|> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|> |
|> |"This LJ is now protected"
|> |
|> |
|> |ROTFPMSL!
|> 
|> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
|> 
|> In message, , Tez
|> Burke  spewed:
|> 
|> |Still here, and not budging.
|> |You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
|> |Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
|> |who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
|> |fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
|> |manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
|> |local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
|> |and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
|> |underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
|> |Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
|> |the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
|> |shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
|> |laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
|> |after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
|> |couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
|> |And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
|> |reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
|> |at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
|> |professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
|> |to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
|> |context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
|> |statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
|> |kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
|> |Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
|> |(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
|> |Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
|> |know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
|> |remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
|> |mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
|> |attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
|> |TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
|> |You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
|> |possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
|> |nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
|> |studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
|> |in three separate usenet posts.
|> |Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
|> |is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
|> |related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
|> |have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
|> |have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
|> |is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
|> |that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
|> |enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
|> |you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
|> |locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
|> |bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
|> |too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
|> |a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
|> |out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
|> |the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
|> |deserve.
|> |Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
|> |matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
|> |funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
|> |matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
|> |rantings. Goodbye.
|> |
|> |Tez.
|
|Thanks for that Ebb.

Hey, you're welcome!

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:53:18 GMT, "alan"  wrote:

>Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.

About time too.

-- 
                                                               ô
                                                               õçîd

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
wrote:

|http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|
|"This LJ is now protected"
|
|
|ROTFPMSL!


Funny. But not as funny as this:-


In message, , Tez
Burke  spewed:

|Still here, and not budging.
|You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
|Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
|who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
|fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
|manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
|local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
|and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
|underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
|Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
|the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
|shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
|laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
|after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
|couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
|And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
|reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
|at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
|professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
|to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
|context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
|statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
|kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
|Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
|(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
|Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
|know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
|remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
|mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
|attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
|TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
|You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
|possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
|nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
|studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
|in three separate usenet posts.
|Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
|is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
|related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
|have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
|have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
|is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
|that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
|enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
|you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
|locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
|bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
|too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
|a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
|out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
|the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
|deserve.
|Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
|matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
|funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
|matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
|rantings. Goodbye.
|
|Tez.

"Ebb Chernobyl" 
 wrote in 
message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
>
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
>
>
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>
>
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
>
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan

Snip

Classic.

Thanks for posting it again.

Alan

"alan"  wrote in message 
news:ltyMh.62$Fe4.27@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
>  wrote in 
> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
>> wrote:
>>
>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
>> |
>> |"This LJ is now protected"
>> |
>> |
>> |ROTFPMSL!
>>
>>
>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>>
>>
>> In message, , Tez
>> Burke  spewed:
>>
>> |Still here, and not budging.
>> |You remind me, Alan
>
> Snip
>
> Classic.
>
> Thanks for posting it again.
>
> Alan
>

Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.

Al
>

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:53:18 GMT, "alan"  wrote:

|
|"alan"  wrote in message 
|news:ltyMh.62$Fe4.27@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
|>
|> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
|>  wrote in 
|> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
|>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
|>> wrote:
|>>
|>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|>> |
|>> |"This LJ is now protected"
|>> |
|>> |
|>> |ROTFPMSL!
|>>
|>>
|>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
|>>
|>>
|>> In message, , Tez
|>> Burke  spewed:
|>>
|>> |Still here, and not budging.
|>> |You remind me, Alan
|>
|> Snip
|>
|> Classic.
|>
|> Thanks for posting it again.
|>
|> Alan
|>
|
|Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.
|
|Al

Nice one! Looking forward to it.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:40:14 +0000, Ebb Chernobyl wrote:

> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
> 
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
> 
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
> 
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
> 
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
> |Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
> |who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
> |fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
> |manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
> |local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
> |and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
> |underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
> |Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
> |the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
> |shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
> |laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
> |after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
> |couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
> |And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
> |reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
> |at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
> |professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
> |to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
> |context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
> |statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
> |kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
> |Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
> |(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
> |Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
> |know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
> |remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
> |mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
> |attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
> |TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
> |You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
> |possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
> |nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
> |studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
> |in three separate usenet posts.
> |Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
> |is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
> |related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
> |have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
> |have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
> |is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
> |that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
> |enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
> |you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
> |locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
> |bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
> |too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
> |a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
> |out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
> |the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
> |deserve.
> |Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
> |matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
> |funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
> |matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
> |rantings. Goodbye.
> |
> |Tez.

Thanks for that Ebb.
-- 
Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken

Lord High Troll of the Highlands and Islands.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:01:20 GMT, Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken
 wrote:

|On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:40:14 +0000, Ebb Chernobyl wrote:
|
|> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
|> wrote:
|> 
|> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|> |
|> |"This LJ is now protected"
|> |
|> |
|> |ROTFPMSL!
|> 
|> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
|> 
|> In message, , Tez
|> Burke  spewed:
|> 
|> |Still here, and not budging.
|> |You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
|> |Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
|> |who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
|> |fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
|> |manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
|> |local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
|> |and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
|> |underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
|> |Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
|> |the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
|> |shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
|> |laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
|> |after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
|> |couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
|> |And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
|> |reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
|> |at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
|> |professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
|> |to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
|> |context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
|> |statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
|> |kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
|> |Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
|> |(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
|> |Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
|> |know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
|> |remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
|> |mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
|> |attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
|> |TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
|> |You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
|> |possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
|> |nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
|> |studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
|> |in three separate usenet posts.
|> |Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
|> |is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
|> |related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
|> |have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
|> |have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
|> |is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
|> |that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
|> |enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
|> |you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
|> |locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
|> |bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
|> |too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
|> |a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
|> |out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
|> |the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
|> |deserve.
|> |Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
|> |matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
|> |funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
|> |matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
|> |rantings. Goodbye.
|> |
|> |Tez.
|
|Thanks for that Ebb.

Hey, you're welcome!

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:53:18 GMT, "alan"  wrote:

>Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.

About time too.

-- 
                                                               ô
                                                               õçîd

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
wrote:

|http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|
|"This LJ is now protected"
|
|
|ROTFPMSL!


Funny. But not as funny as this:-


In message, , Tez
Burke  spewed:

|Still here, and not budging.
|You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
|Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
|who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
|fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
|manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
|local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
|and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
|underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
|Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
|the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
|shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
|laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
|after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
|couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
|And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
|reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
|at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
|professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
|to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
|context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
|statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
|kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
|Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
|(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
|Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
|know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
|remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
|mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
|attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
|TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
|You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
|possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
|nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
|studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
|in three separate usenet posts.
|Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
|is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
|related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
|have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
|have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
|is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
|that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
|enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
|you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
|locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
|bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
|too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
|a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
|out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
|the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
|deserve.
|Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
|matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
|funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
|matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
|rantings. Goodbye.
|
|Tez.

"Ebb Chernobyl" 
 wrote in 
message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
>
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
>
>
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>
>
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
>
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan

Snip

Classic.

Thanks for posting it again.

Alan

"alan"  wrote in message 
news:ltyMh.62$Fe4.27@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
>  wrote in 
> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
>> wrote:
>>
>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
>> |
>> |"This LJ is now protected"
>> |
>> |
>> |ROTFPMSL!
>>
>>
>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>>
>>
>> In message, , Tez
>> Burke  spewed:
>>
>> |Still here, and not budging.
>> |You remind me, Alan
>
> Snip
>
> Classic.
>
> Thanks for posting it again.
>
> Alan
>

Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.

Al
>

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:53:18 GMT, "alan"  wrote:

|
|"alan"  wrote in message 
|news:ltyMh.62$Fe4.27@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
|>
|> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
|>  wrote in 
|> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
|>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
|>> wrote:
|>>
|>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|>> |
|>> |"This LJ is now protected"
|>> |
|>> |
|>> |ROTFPMSL!
|>>
|>>
|>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
|>>
|>>
|>> In message, , Tez
|>> Burke  spewed:
|>>
|>> |Still here, and not budging.
|>> |You remind me, Alan
|>
|> Snip
|>
|> Classic.
|>
|> Thanks for posting it again.
|>
|> Alan
|>
|
|Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.
|
|Al

Nice one! Looking forward to it.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:40:14 +0000, Ebb Chernobyl wrote:

> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
> 
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
> 
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
> 
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
> 
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
> |Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
> |who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
> |fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
> |manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
> |local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
> |and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
> |underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
> |Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
> |the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
> |shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
> |laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
> |after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
> |couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
> |And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
> |reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
> |at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
> |professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
> |to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
> |context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
> |statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
> |kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
> |Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
> |(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
> |Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
> |know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
> |remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
> |mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
> |attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
> |TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
> |You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
> |possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
> |nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
> |studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
> |in three separate usenet posts.
> |Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
> |is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
> |related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
> |have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
> |have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
> |is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
> |that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
> |enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
> |you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
> |locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
> |bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
> |too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
> |a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
> |out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
> |the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
> |deserve.
> |Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
> |matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
> |funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
> |matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
> |rantings. Goodbye.
> |
> |Tez.

Thanks for that Ebb.
-- 
Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken

Lord High Troll of the Highlands and Islands.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:01:20 GMT, Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken
 wrote:

|On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:40:14 +0000, Ebb Chernobyl wrote:
|
|> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
|> wrote:
|> 
|> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|> |
|> |"This LJ is now protected"
|> |
|> |
|> |ROTFPMSL!
|> 
|> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
|> 
|> In message, , Tez
|> Burke  spewed:
|> 
|> |Still here, and not budging.
|> |You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
|> |Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
|> |who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
|> |fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
|> |manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
|> |local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
|> |and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
|> |underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
|> |Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
|> |the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
|> |shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
|> |laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
|> |after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
|> |couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
|> |And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
|> |reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
|> |at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
|> |professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
|> |to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
|> |context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
|> |statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
|> |kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
|> |Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
|> |(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
|> |Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
|> |know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
|> |remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
|> |mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
|> |attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
|> |TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
|> |You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
|> |possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
|> |nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
|> |studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
|> |in three separate usenet posts.
|> |Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
|> |is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
|> |related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
|> |have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
|> |have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
|> |is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
|> |that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
|> |enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
|> |you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
|> |locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
|> |bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
|> |too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
|> |a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
|> |out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
|> |the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
|> |deserve.
|> |Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
|> |matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
|> |funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
|> |matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
|> |rantings. Goodbye.
|> |
|> |Tez.
|
|Thanks for that Ebb.

Hey, you're welcome!

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:53:18 GMT, "alan"  wrote:

>Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.

About time too.

-- 
                                                               ô
                                                               õçîd

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
wrote:

|http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|
|"This LJ is now protected"
|
|
|ROTFPMSL!


Funny. But not as funny as this:-


In message, , Tez
Burke  spewed:

|Still here, and not budging.
|You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
|Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
|who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
|fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
|manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
|local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
|and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
|underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
|Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
|the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
|shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
|laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
|after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
|couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
|And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
|reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
|at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
|professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
|to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
|context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
|statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
|kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
|Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
|(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
|Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
|know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
|remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
|mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
|attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
|TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
|You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
|possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
|nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
|studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
|in three separate usenet posts.
|Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
|is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
|related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
|have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
|have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
|is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
|that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
|enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
|you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
|locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
|bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
|too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
|a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
|out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
|the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
|deserve.
|Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
|matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
|funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
|matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
|rantings. Goodbye.
|
|Tez.

"Ebb Chernobyl" 
 wrote in 
message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
>
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
>
>
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>
>
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
>
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan

Snip

Classic.

Thanks for posting it again.

Alan

"alan"  wrote in message 
news:ltyMh.62$Fe4.27@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
>  wrote in 
> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
>> wrote:
>>
>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
>> |
>> |"This LJ is now protected"
>> |
>> |
>> |ROTFPMSL!
>>
>>
>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>>
>>
>> In message, , Tez
>> Burke  spewed:
>>
>> |Still here, and not budging.
>> |You remind me, Alan
>
> Snip
>
> Classic.
>
> Thanks for posting it again.
>
> Alan
>

Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.

Al
>

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:53:18 GMT, "alan"  wrote:

|
|"alan"  wrote in message 
|news:ltyMh.62$Fe4.27@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
|>
|> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
|>  wrote in 
|> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
|>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
|>> wrote:
|>>
|>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|>> |
|>> |"This LJ is now protected"
|>> |
|>> |
|>> |ROTFPMSL!
|>>
|>>
|>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
|>>
|>>
|>> In message, , Tez
|>> Burke  spewed:
|>>
|>> |Still here, and not budging.
|>> |You remind me, Alan
|>
|> Snip
|>
|> Classic.
|>
|> Thanks for posting it again.
|>
|> Alan
|>
|
|Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.
|
|Al

Nice one! Looking forward to it.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:40:14 +0000, Ebb Chernobyl wrote:

> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
> 
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
> 
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
> 
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
> 
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
> |Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
> |who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
> |fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
> |manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
> |local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
> |and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
> |underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
> |Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
> |the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
> |shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
> |laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
> |after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
> |couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
> |And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
> |reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
> |at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
> |professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
> |to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
> |context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
> |statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
> |kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
> |Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
> |(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
> |Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
> |know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
> |remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
> |mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
> |attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
> |TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
> |You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
> |possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
> |nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
> |studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
> |in three separate usenet posts.
> |Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
> |is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
> |related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
> |have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
> |have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
> |is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
> |that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
> |enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
> |you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
> |locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
> |bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
> |too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
> |a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
> |out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
> |the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
> |deserve.
> |Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
> |matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
> |funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
> |matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
> |rantings. Goodbye.
> |
> |Tez.

Thanks for that Ebb.
-- 
Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken

Lord High Troll of the Highlands and Islands.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:01:20 GMT, Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken
 wrote:

|On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:40:14 +0000, Ebb Chernobyl wrote:
|
|> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
|> wrote:
|> 
|> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|> |
|> |"This LJ is now protected"
|> |
|> |
|> |ROTFPMSL!
|> 
|> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
|> 
|> In message, , Tez
|> Burke  spewed:
|> 
|> |Still here, and not budging.
|> |You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
|> |Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
|> |who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
|> |fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
|> |manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
|> |local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
|> |and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
|> |underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
|> |Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
|> |the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
|> |shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
|> |laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
|> |after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
|> |couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
|> |And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
|> |reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
|> |at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
|> |professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
|> |to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
|> |context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
|> |statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
|> |kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
|> |Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
|> |(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
|> |Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
|> |know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
|> |remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
|> |mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
|> |attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
|> |TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
|> |You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
|> |possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
|> |nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
|> |studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
|> |in three separate usenet posts.
|> |Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
|> |is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
|> |related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
|> |have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
|> |have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
|> |is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
|> |that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
|> |enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
|> |you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
|> |locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
|> |bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
|> |too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
|> |a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
|> |out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
|> |the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
|> |deserve.
|> |Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
|> |matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
|> |funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
|> |matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
|> |rantings. Goodbye.
|> |
|> |Tez.
|
|Thanks for that Ebb.

Hey, you're welcome!

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:53:18 GMT, "alan"  wrote:

>Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.

About time too.

-- 
                                                               ô
                                                               õçîd

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
wrote:

|http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|
|"This LJ is now protected"
|
|
|ROTFPMSL!


Funny. But not as funny as this:-


In message, , Tez
Burke  spewed:

|Still here, and not budging.
|You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
|Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
|who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
|fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
|manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
|local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
|and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
|underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
|Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
|the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
|shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
|laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
|after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
|couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
|And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
|reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
|at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
|professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
|to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
|context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
|statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
|kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
|Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
|(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
|Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
|know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
|remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
|mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
|attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
|TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
|You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
|possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
|nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
|studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
|in three separate usenet posts.
|Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
|is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
|related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
|have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
|have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
|is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
|that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
|enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
|you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
|locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
|bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
|too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
|a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
|out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
|the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
|deserve.
|Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
|matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
|funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
|matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
|rantings. Goodbye.
|
|Tez.

"Ebb Chernobyl" 
 wrote in 
message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
>
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
>
>
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>
>
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
>
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan

Snip

Classic.

Thanks for posting it again.

Alan

"alan"  wrote in message 
news:ltyMh.62$Fe4.27@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
>  wrote in 
> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
>> wrote:
>>
>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
>> |
>> |"This LJ is now protected"
>> |
>> |
>> |ROTFPMSL!
>>
>>
>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>>
>>
>> In message, , Tez
>> Burke  spewed:
>>
>> |Still here, and not budging.
>> |You remind me, Alan
>
> Snip
>
> Classic.
>
> Thanks for posting it again.
>
> Alan
>

Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.

Al
>

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:53:18 GMT, "alan"  wrote:

|
|"alan"  wrote in message 
|news:ltyMh.62$Fe4.27@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
|>
|> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
|>  wrote in 
|> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
|>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
|>> wrote:
|>>
|>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|>> |
|>> |"This LJ is now protected"
|>> |
|>> |
|>> |ROTFPMSL!
|>>
|>>
|>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
|>>
|>>
|>> In message, , Tez
|>> Burke  spewed:
|>>
|>> |Still here, and not budging.
|>> |You remind me, Alan
|>
|> Snip
|>
|> Classic.
|>
|> Thanks for posting it again.
|>
|> Alan
|>
|
|Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.
|
|Al

Nice one! Looking forward to it.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:40:14 +0000, Ebb Chernobyl wrote:

> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
> 
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
> 
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
> 
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
> 
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
> |Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
> |who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
> |fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
> |manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
> |local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
> |and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
> |underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
> |Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
> |the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
> |shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
> |laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
> |after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
> |couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
> |And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
> |reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
> |at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
> |professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
> |to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
> |context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
> |statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
> |kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
> |Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
> |(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
> |Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
> |know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
> |remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
> |mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
> |attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
> |TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
> |You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
> |possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
> |nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
> |studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
> |in three separate usenet posts.
> |Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
> |is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
> |related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
> |have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
> |have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
> |is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
> |that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
> |enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
> |you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
> |locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
> |bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
> |too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
> |a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
> |out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
> |the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
> |deserve.
> |Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
> |matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
> |funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
> |matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
> |rantings. Goodbye.
> |
> |Tez.

Thanks for that Ebb.
-- 
Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken

Lord High Troll of the Highlands and Islands.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 18:01:20 GMT, Caruthers Carstairs-MacKracken
 wrote:

|On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:40:14 +0000, Ebb Chernobyl wrote:
|
|> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
|> wrote:
|> 
|> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|> |
|> |"This LJ is now protected"
|> |
|> |
|> |ROTFPMSL!
|> 
|> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
|> 
|> In message, , Tez
|> Burke  spewed:
|> 
|> |Still here, and not budging.
|> |You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
|> |Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
|> |who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
|> |fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
|> |manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
|> |local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
|> |and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
|> |underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
|> |Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
|> |the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
|> |shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
|> |laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
|> |after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
|> |couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
|> |And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
|> |reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
|> |at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
|> |professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
|> |to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
|> |context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
|> |statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
|> |kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
|> |Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
|> |(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
|> |Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
|> |know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
|> |remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
|> |mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
|> |attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
|> |TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
|> |You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
|> |possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
|> |nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
|> |studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
|> |in three separate usenet posts.
|> |Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
|> |is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
|> |related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
|> |have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
|> |have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
|> |is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
|> |that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
|> |enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
|> |you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
|> |locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
|> |bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
|> |too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
|> |a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
|> |out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
|> |the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
|> |deserve.
|> |Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
|> |matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
|> |funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
|> |matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
|> |rantings. Goodbye.
|> |
|> |Tez.
|
|Thanks for that Ebb.

Hey, you're welcome!

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:53:18 GMT, "alan"  wrote:

>Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.

About time too.

-- 
                                                               ô
                                                               õçîd

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
wrote:

|http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|
|"This LJ is now protected"
|
|
|ROTFPMSL!


Funny. But not as funny as this:-


In message, , Tez
Burke  spewed:

|Still here, and not budging.
|You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
|Flynn down at the D&P will have known him too, as will any readers here 
|who used to work at Woodseats nick). His name was Richard Allen, he was 
|fat, servile, foulmouthed and liked to throw his weight about in an inept 
|manner. That was when he wasn't sucking up to Michael Crich, who was a 
|local gangster type, whom he used to grovel to. I actually knew Crich, 
|and he was never less than courteous towards me. An excellent and 
|underrated property is courtesy. You might like to try it some day.
|Anyway, one day Crich was stabbed to death by his wife. It was all over 
|the front of the Star. Suddenly, Richard wasn't so big and menacing and 
|shouty any more. In fact he degenerated to the state where people used to 
|laugh at him shouting abuse at people in the Peace Gardens. He died soon 
|after that, alcoholic and friendless, a broken man, broken because he 
|couldn't bully people and hide behind others any more.
|And these days, I'm now laughing at _you_, Alan, for much the same 
|reasons. You can't bully me any more. Hell fire, you're so fucking inept 
|at it that all you ever come out with is weak ad homs, slights on my 
|professional ability, and references to so-called "bin diving", referring 
|to an article that I posted to alt.dumpster that was reposted out of 
|context by one of your even more cowardly trolling cohorts. In fact your 
|statement re yesterday's radio broadcast is now pinned above my desk as a 
|kind of rallying cry. Apart from the fact that you can hear us in 
|Wincobank (full marks to our engineers!), it serves as a reminder that I 
|(and my colleagues) are not aiming our output at philistines like you.
|Interesting also to see you using the phrase "end of your tether". As you 
|know, this came from an e-mail sent to another of your friends (who shall 
|remain nameless) whom I told to pass it on to you. The tone of that e-
|mail was, shall we say, quite conciliatory. But what do you do? You 
|attempt to take the piss, that's what. Low blow, Alan, low blow. Not even 
|TLCA would have deliberately quoted chunks of confidential e-mails.
|You have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever, Alan, except 
|possibly when it comes to telling whopping lies. For a couple of 
|nanoseconds, I thought you were a black man called Williamson who was 
|studying for an English degree. At least that is what you told the world 
|in three separate usenet posts.
|Face it, the only reason that you continue to be so downright obnoxious 
|is that you're jealous. Jealous because most of the regulars in uly and 
|related groups are better educated, or richer, or more liberal-minded, or 
|have more refined tastes than you (or any combination of the four). You 
|have that horrible philistine (yes, that word again) herd mentality that 
|is endemic amongst many people of your type and upbringing, the attitude 
|that anyone that's different or thinks for themselves or that holds more 
|enlightened views than the sort of second-hand populist tabloid pap that 
|you swallow whole must be some kind of commie deviant that should be 
|locked up for the sake of the "childruuuun". I bet you used to go student 
|bashing when you were younger. Probably queerbashing and Paki-bashing 
|too. And now you're too old and knackered to throw your weight around in 
|a saloon bar, so what do you do? Hide behind your computer and fling it 
|out from there, safe in the knowledge that nobody's going to come up to 
|the Flower Estate mob-handed and give you the good hard kicking that you 
|deserve.
|Post on, and do your worst. Your opinions are worth less than nothing, no 
|matter how loudly you shout them, so why bother? Christ, you're not even 
|funny! Now back to the bitbucket with you, it's all I'm saying on the 
|matter, and life's too short to waste any further bandwidth on your inane 
|rantings. Goodbye.
|
|Tez.

"Ebb Chernobyl" 
 wrote in 
message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
>
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
>
>
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>
>
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
>
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan

Snip

Classic.

Thanks for posting it again.

Alan

"alan"  wrote in message 
news:ltyMh.62$Fe4.27@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
>
> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
>  wrote in 
> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
>> wrote:
>>
>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
>> |
>> |"This LJ is now protected"
>> |
>> |
>> |ROTFPMSL!
>>
>>
>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
>>
>>
>> In message, , Tez
>> Burke  spewed:
>>
>> |Still here, and not budging.
>> |You remind me, Alan
>
> Snip
>
> Classic.
>
> Thanks for posting it again.
>
> Alan
>

Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.

Al
>

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:53:18 GMT, "alan"  wrote:

|
|"alan"  wrote in message 
|news:ltyMh.62$Fe4.27@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk...
|>
|> "Ebb Chernobyl" 
|>  wrote in 
|> message news:6bc503td3pvggh1kacb7807rua7so8e16r@4ax.com...
|>> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
|>> wrote:
|>>
|>> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
|>> |
|>> |"This LJ is now protected"
|>> |
|>> |
|>> |ROTFPMSL!
|>>
|>>
|>> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
|>>
|>>
|>> In message, , Tez
|>> Burke  spewed:
|>>
|>> |Still here, and not budging.
|>> |You remind me, Alan
|>
|> Snip
|>
|> Classic.
|>
|> Thanks for posting it again.
|>
|> Alan
|>
|
|Ps I believe Screamy will be posting again in the near future.
|
|Al

Nice one! Looking forward to it.

On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 16:40:14 +0000, Ebb Chernobyl wrote:

> On Thu, 22 Mar 2007 15:54:06 +0000, Tez Bukkake <jizz_in@my_face>
> wrote:
> 
> |http://burkesworks.livejournal.com/
> |
> |"This LJ is now protected"
> |
> |
> |ROTFPMSL!
> 
> Funny. But not as funny as this:-
> 
> In message, , Tez
> Burke  spewed:
> 
> |Still here, and not budging.
> |You remind me, Alan, of someone I used to know in Sheffield (and Ann 
> |Flynn down at the D&P