One day Tom Thumb, Snow White, and Quasimodo were sitting around
talking. All of a sudden, Tom Thumb said, "You know, how do I know I'm
the world's smallest man? Maybe I'm NOT the world's smallest man". And
he got very depressed. Then Snow White said, "How do I know I'm the
most beautiful woman in the world? Perhaps there is someone more
beautiful than me!" And she got very depressed.Quasimodo then said,
'How do I know I'm the world's ugliest person? Maybe there is someone
uglier than me!" And he, too, sank into depression.

One week later the three were all killed in a car crash. While in
Heaven's waiting room, they were all entitled to a private conference
with God, who would answer for them one question. After Tom Thumb's
conference, he came out smiling and said, "It's all right, I AM the
world's smallest man". Snow White left God's chamber smiling also,
"It's ok,"she said, "I AM the fairest of them all". Quasimodo came out
of his conference scratching his head. He looked at the others and
asked, "Who the f*ck is Andrew Lloyd Webber?"