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date: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:13:25 +0100,    group: uk.local.teesside        back       
Three Foreign Workmen   
There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working 
for the same construction company.
At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, 
"You're in charge of the cement."
Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your 
work.
It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work 
done.
At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work.
He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish 
guy.
Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian 
guy.
Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the 
Korean guy?"
All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt 
and yells, " SUPPLIES!"
date: Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:13:25 +0100   author:   Chrome Boy

Re: Three Foreign Workmen   
Chrome Boy wrote:
> There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working 
> for the same construction company.
> At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, 
> "You're in charge of the cement."
> Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
> Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
> Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your 
> work.
> It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work 
> done.
> At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work.
> He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish 
> guy.
> Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian 
> guy.
> Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the 
> Korean guy?"
> All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt 
> and yells, " SUPPLIES!"
> 
> 

<snigger>
date: Sun, 22 Jun 2008 10:49:01 +0100   author:   Cork Soaker lid

Re: Three Foreign Workmen   
On Sat, 21 Jun 2008 22:13:25 +0100, "Chrome Boy"  wrote:

>There was this Spanish guy, this Korean guy and this Russian guy all working 
>for the same construction company.
>At the beginning of the day the boss comes out and says to the Spanish guy, 
>"You're in charge of the cement."
>Then he said to the Russian guy, "You're in charge of the dirt."
>Then he said to the Korean guy, "You're in charge of the supplies."
>Then he said, "I'm gonna be back at the end of the day to check on your 
>work.
>It better be good or you're fired." So they all go off to go get their work 
>done.
>At the end of the day, the boss comes back to check on their work.
>He looks at the big pile of cement and goes, "Good work," to the Spanish 
>guy.
>Then he looks at the big pile of dirt and says, "Good work," to the Russian 
>guy.
>Then he couldn't find the Korean guy so he asks, "Where the heck is the 
>Korean guy?"
>All of a sudden, the Korean guy jumps out from behind the big pile of dirt 
>and yells, " SUPPLIES!"
>

Were they Free Masons?
Hee Hee Hee <SMIRK> Tee Hee Hee.....
date: Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:48:26 +0100   author:   LennyL

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