Not a mention of it here in uk.local.southwest?

Hopefully it will be rebuilt.

On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:55:12 +0100, Lis Keard 
wrote:

>
>Not a mention of it here in uk.local.southwest?
>
>Hopefully it will be rebuilt. 
>
>
It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup was set up
by the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and 
objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
of the problem of who they were going to knife to death next.
Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the 
articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in 
driving HMGs target audience away.Independant research has
shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to
protect what was left of their sanity. Saddly this has happened
to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.  

This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.

"Wee Eccky"  wrote in message
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> On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:55:12 +0100, Lis Keard

> wrote:
>
> >
> >Not a mention of it here in uk.local.southwest?
> >
> >Hopefully it will be rebuilt.
> >
> >
> It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup was set up
> by the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
> failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.
> The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
> individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
> at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
> to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
> of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
> shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and
> objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
> of the problem of who they were going to knife to death next.
> Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the
> articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in
> driving HMGs target audience away.Independant research has
> shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
> called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
> had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to
> protect what was left of their sanity. Saddly this has happened
> to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.
>
> This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.
>

Will you please take this shit and stick it up your arse. If that's the best
you can do why don't you just keep it shut. OH DREARY ME

"Wee Eccky"  wrote in message
news:nm0u849oh35l2l4jiho2fllt2r9bjfj7on@4ax.com...
> On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:55:12 +0100, Lis Keard

> wrote:
>
> >
> >Not a mention of it here in uk.local.southwest?
> >
> >Hopefully it will be rebuilt.
> >
> >
> It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup was set up
> by the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
> failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.
> The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
> individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
> at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
> to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
> of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
> shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and
> objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
> of the problem of who they were going to knife to death next.
> Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the
> articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in
> driving HMGs target audience away.Independant research has
> shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
> called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
> had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to
> protect what was left of their sanity. Saddly this has happened
> to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.
>
> This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.
>

Will you please take this shit and stick it up your arse, Oh Dreary me.

On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 19:22:58 +0100, "A.N.Oldie"
 said in
:

>Will you please take this shit and stick it up your arse. If that's the best
>you can do why don't you just keep it shut. OH DREARY ME

Cancelbots get it all here, we only see it in quoted replies.

Guy
-- 
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Lis Keard wrote:
> Not a mention of it here in uk.local.southwest?
> 
> Hopefully it will be rebuilt. 
> 
> 
> 

I do hope you never left your knickers on the beach there again Lis

Captain Squashy Feet wrote:
> Lis Keard wrote:
>> Not a mention of it here in uk.local.southwest?
>>
>> Hopefully it will be rebuilt.
>>
>>
> 
> I do hope you never left your knickers on the beach there again Lis
> 
> 
> 

Lis, got 5 minutes and change of a 10 bob note?

On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:42:51 +0100, Captain Squashy Feet 
 wrote in <g6qjog$61t$1@aioe.org>:
> Captain Squashy Feet wrote:

>> I do hope you never left your knickers on the beach there again Lis

> Lis, got 5 minutes and change of a 10 bob note?

	I thought it was Mary who dropped her pants by the sand?

(Why is it that lyrics sites especially are riddled with malware and ads
for animated emoticons?  Must be some subculture I've never been a part
of.  Probably mobile-phone users...)

-- 
Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________  CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University.    Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch]    Room 40-1-B12, CERN
        KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

"Wee Eccky"  wrote in message 
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> On Tue, 29 Jul 2008 07:55:12 +0100, Lis Keard 
> 
> wrote:
>
>>
>>Not a mention of it here in uk.local.southwest?
>>
>>Hopefully it will be rebuilt.
>>
>>
> It is now general knowledge


I got this far reading it. There seemed to be a lot of text, to much for me 
and similar to drivel posted before in the past. You might need a change of 
tack? Keep trying though, don't let me put you off.

Oh, and the follow ups suck . I'll stick to my own groups thanks.

On 30 Jul, 23:51, "Dr Ivan D. Reid"  wrote:
> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:42:51 퍝, Captain Squashy Feet 
>  wrote in <g6qjog$61...@aioe.org>:
>
>         I thought it was Mary who dropped her pants by the sand?
>
How do we get to meet this Mary?

P. Doff wrote:
> On 30 Jul, 23:51, "Dr Ivan D. Reid"  wrote:
>> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:42:51 +0100, Captain Squashy Feet 
>>  wrote in <g6qjog$61...@aioe.org>:
>>
>>         I thought it was Mary who dropped her pants by the sand?
>>
> How do we get to meet this Mary?

She lives in the Bristol area and her real name is Lis.

Try around the WSM area where she'll no doubt be
plying for sailors.

Captain Squashy Feet wrote:

> Lis Keard wrote:
> > Not a mention of it here in uk.local.southwest?
> > 
> > Hopefully it will be rebuilt. 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> 
> I do hope you never left your knickers on the beach there again Lis

Did the knicker sniffer find them?

On Thu, 31 Jul 2008 14:07:00 -0700 (PDT), P. Doff 
 wrote in :
> On 30 Jul, 23:51, "Dr Ivan D. Reid"  wrote:
>> On Wed, 30 Jul 2008 21:42:51 +0100, Captain Squashy Feet 
>>  wrote in <g6qjog$61...@aioe.org>:

>>         I thought it was Mary who dropped her pants by the sand?

> How do we get to meet this Mary?

	Ask Yusuf Islam/Steven Demetre Georgiou/Cat Stevens.
http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/cat+stevens/longer+boats_20028186.html

-- 
Ivan Reid, School of Engineering & Design, _____________  CMS Collaboration,
Brunel University.    Ivan.Reid@[brunel.ac.uk|cern.ch]    Room 40-1-B12, CERN
        KotPT -- "for stupidity above and beyond the call of duty".

Lis Keard wrote:
> Captain Squashy Feet wrote:
> 
>> Lis Keard wrote:
>>> Not a mention of it here in uk.local.southwest?
>>>
>>> Hopefully it will be rebuilt. 
>>>
>>>
>>>
>> I do hope you never left your knickers on the beach there again Lis
> 
> Did the knicker sniffer find them?

Call a Jason a Jason I says