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date: Wed, 4 Jun 2008 23:39:48 +0100,    group: uk.local.north-wales        back       
Well!   
last I heard of Morgan, he'd bought a windmill generator from B&Q, tried to 
attach it to his roof, hadn't a compass bearing and determined on his anorak 
quest, flown out to sea on a freak gust to an energy farm out in the gulf of 
Morecambe bay project  or what?    ...    didn't dare ask if the fuk was 
dead in case it upset his *widow*    ...   now here he is, full in tact, 
defying our Dewi the controller!  ...


omega
date: Wed, 4 Jun 2008 23:39:48 +0100   author:   Omega

Re: Well!   
Omega wrote:
> last I heard of Morgan, he'd bought a windmill generator from B&Q, tried to 
> attach it to his roof, hadn't a compass bearing and determined on his anorak 
> quest, flown out to sea on a freak gust to an energy farm out in the gulf of 
> Morecambe bay project  or what?    ...    didn't dare ask if the fuk was 
> dead in case it upset his *widow*    ...   now here he is, full in tact, 
> defying our Dewi the controller!  ...
> 
> 
> omega
> 
> 

Yep that's Welsh people for you. Thick as shit and the women are
fucking ugly. How on earth do they ever get pregnant?
date: Thu, 05 Jun 2008 08:48:21 +0100   author:   Major Morris

Re: Well!   
Please read the Charter for this newsgroup.

You have posted  to a newsgroup set up by
the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and 
objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
of the problem of who they were going to knife to death next.
Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the 
articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in 
driving HMGs target audience away.Independant research has
shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to
protect what was left of their sanity. Saddly this has happened
to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.  

This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.
date: Thu, 05 Jun 2008 11:03:09 +0100   author:   Norrie

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