Just had a sniff of my helmet.
And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.
Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
problem?
Any help greatly appreciated.
John McCann.
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100
author: John McCann
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In message , John McCann
writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?
Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.
>
>Any help greatly appreciated.
You are very welcome.
>
>John McCann.
Welcome to my killfile.
>
--
Jane Sullivan
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:20:15 +0100
author: Jane Sullivan
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:36:03 GMT
author: Martin
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Martin" wrote in message
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?
I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
--
Niel H
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:30:17 +0100
author: Niel J Humphreys
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.
You got a tomcat by any chance ?
Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
--
Count Baldoni
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:06:21 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-
date: Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:31:48 +0100
author: Clive - Selectron
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
.......neat trick.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:49:01 +0100
author: Egbert Sousè
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
boring.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:25:43 +0100
author: Masonic Hamsters
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" vomitted the following in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
*ding*
http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
That should do the trick.
Rusty.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:50:00 GMT
author: Rusty
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè typed:
| ......neat trick.
I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
wished they could do that.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Rusty" wrote in message
news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>
> *ding*
>
> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>
> That should do the trick.
>
> Rusty.
LOL!
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Baldoni" wrote in message
news:46333ff8$0$9346$88260bb3@news.teranews.com...
> In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
> Egbert Sousè typed:
> | ......neat trick.
>
> I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
> wished they could do that.
>
> Count Baldoni
Depends...is your dog spoken for? :-)
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:31:33 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Masonic Hamsters" wrote in message
news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
>
> "John McCann" wrote in message
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>>
>> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> boring.
So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:32:31 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
> "Rusty" wrote in message
> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> *ding*
>>
>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>
>> That should do the trick.
>>
>> Rusty.
>
> LOL!
Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:23:45 GMT
author: Hazel
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Hazel" wrote in message
news:ohwkvpbfmdag$.34t48pwtry0b$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
>
>> "Rusty" wrote in message
>> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>>
>>> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
>>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>>> putrescent sardine.
>>>
>>> *ding*
>>>
>>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>>
>>> That should do the trick.
>>>
>>> Rusty.
>>
>> LOL!
>
> Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!
Do they still make those? There are people that would pay good money for
that *treatment* if you can believe what the papers say :-)
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:48:30 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
Actually, I thought this was a wind up, but I just had a sniff of his helmet
off of his index finger and I have to say, it smells like a fishing smack.
There was even a smear of some kind of white, creamy material under his
fingernail that when scraped out, had a pungent odour of a mixture between
really bad, stale cheese and putrid fishes intestines. I can only assume he
scraped it off of the rim of his helmet, the filthy swine.
What can he do?
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:17:31 +0100
author: Masonic Hamsters
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:5I6dndFZ3MSfxq7bnZ2dnUVZ8qydnZ2d@bt.com,
Geezer typed:
| "Masonic Hamsters" wrote in message
| news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
||
|| "John McCann" wrote in message
|| news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
||| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
||| putrescent sardine.
|||
||| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
||| problem?
|||
||| Any help greatly appreciated.
||
|| boring.
|
| So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?
As a tool-pusher in the North Sea would benefit him financially.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:48:44 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
date: Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:57:50 GMT
author: Harry Edwards
|
Re: Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
"Harry Edwards" wrote in message
news:ak4k4bbjf6ja.10w3ybetuk17k.dlg@40tude.net...
> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
>
Its because they eat out too often.
date: Tue, 1 May 2007 03:49:37 +0100
author: Grant
|
Re: Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
"Harry Edwards" wrote in message
news:1ecucc8luv9c6$.oqpk3wg29bev$.dlg@40tude.net...
> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
It's down to what they eat ;-)
date: Tue, 01 May 2007 06:30:25 GMT
author: Steve
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
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Vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit Vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit vomit
date: Tue, 01 May 2007 16:58:44 GMT
author: Chic M
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100, "Baldoni"
wrote:
>In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
>Egbert Sousè typed:
>| ......neat trick.
>
>I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
>wished they could do that.
Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)
date: Tue, 01 May 2007 19:04:22 +0100
author: Egbert Sousè
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In message , John McCann
writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?
Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.
>
>Any help greatly appreciated.
You are very welcome.
>
>John McCann.
Welcome to my killfile.
>
--
Jane Sullivan
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:20:15 +0100
author: Jane Sullivan
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:36:03 GMT
author: Martin
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Martin" wrote in message
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?
I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
--
Niel H
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:30:17 +0100
author: Niel J Humphreys
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.
You got a tomcat by any chance ?
Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
--
Count Baldoni
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:06:21 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-
date: Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:31:48 +0100
author: Clive - Selectron
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
.......neat trick.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:49:01 +0100
author: Egbert Sousè
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
boring.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:25:43 +0100
author: Masonic Hamsters
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" vomitted the following in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
*ding*
http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
That should do the trick.
Rusty.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:50:00 GMT
author: Rusty
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè typed:
| ......neat trick.
I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
wished they could do that.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Rusty" wrote in message
news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>
> *ding*
>
> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>
> That should do the trick.
>
> Rusty.
LOL!
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Baldoni" wrote in message
news:46333ff8$0$9346$88260bb3@news.teranews.com...
> In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
> Egbert Sousè typed:
> | ......neat trick.
>
> I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
> wished they could do that.
>
> Count Baldoni
Depends...is your dog spoken for? :-)
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:31:33 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Masonic Hamsters" wrote in message
news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
>
> "John McCann" wrote in message
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>>
>> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> boring.
So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:32:31 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
> "Rusty" wrote in message
> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> *ding*
>>
>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>
>> That should do the trick.
>>
>> Rusty.
>
> LOL!
Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:23:45 GMT
author: Hazel
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Hazel" wrote in message
news:ohwkvpbfmdag$.34t48pwtry0b$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
>
>> "Rusty" wrote in message
>> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>>
>>> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
>>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>>> putrescent sardine.
>>>
>>> *ding*
>>>
>>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>>
>>> That should do the trick.
>>>
>>> Rusty.
>>
>> LOL!
>
> Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!
Do they still make those? There are people that would pay good money for
that *treatment* if you can believe what the papers say :-)
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:48:30 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
Actually, I thought this was a wind up, but I just had a sniff of his helmet
off of his index finger and I have to say, it smells like a fishing smack.
There was even a smear of some kind of white, creamy material under his
fingernail that when scraped out, had a pungent odour of a mixture between
really bad, stale cheese and putrid fishes intestines. I can only assume he
scraped it off of the rim of his helmet, the filthy swine.
What can he do?
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:17:31 +0100
author: Masonic Hamsters
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:5I6dndFZ3MSfxq7bnZ2dnUVZ8qydnZ2d@bt.com,
Geezer typed:
| "Masonic Hamsters" wrote in message
| news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
||
|| "John McCann" wrote in message
|| news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
||| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
||| putrescent sardine.
|||
||| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
||| problem?
|||
||| Any help greatly appreciated.
||
|| boring.
|
| So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?
As a tool-pusher in the North Sea would benefit him financially.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:48:44 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
date: Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:57:50 GMT
author: Harry Edwards
|
Re: Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
"Harry Edwards" wrote in message
news:ak4k4bbjf6ja.10w3ybetuk17k.dlg@40tude.net...
> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
>
Its because they eat out too often.
date: Tue, 1 May 2007 03:49:37 +0100
author: Grant
|
Re: Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
"Harry Edwards" wrote in message
news:1ecucc8luv9c6$.oqpk3wg29bev$.dlg@40tude.net...
> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
It's down to what they eat ;-)
date: Tue, 01 May 2007 06:30:25 GMT
author: Steve
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
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date: Tue, 01 May 2007 16:58:44 GMT
author: Chic M
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100, "Baldoni"
wrote:
>In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
>Egbert Sousè typed:
>| ......neat trick.
>
>I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
>wished they could do that.
Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)
date: Tue, 01 May 2007 19:04:22 +0100
author: Egbert Sousè
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:m70f33d21o8083d4ks857pj3gv0ose47q5@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè typed:
| On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100, "Baldoni"
| wrote:
|
|| In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
|| Egbert Sousè typed:
||| ......neat trick.
||
|| I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many
|| people wished they could do that.
|
| Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)
He never stopped me !
Don't wank dogs off though as you will never get rid of them from outside
your house.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Thu, 3 May 2007 19:53:43 +0100
author: Baldoni XXV REX ROMANORUM
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In message , John McCann
writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?
Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.
>
>Any help greatly appreciated.
You are very welcome.
>
>John McCann.
Welcome to my killfile.
>
--
Jane Sullivan
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:20:15 +0100
author: Jane Sullivan
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:36:03 GMT
author: Martin
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Martin" wrote in message
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?
I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
--
Niel H
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:30:17 +0100
author: Niel J Humphreys
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.
You got a tomcat by any chance ?
Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
--
Count Baldoni
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:06:21 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-
date: Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:31:48 +0100
author: Clive - Selectron
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
.......neat trick.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:49:01 +0100
author: Egbert Sousè
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
boring.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:25:43 +0100
author: Masonic Hamsters
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" vomitted the following in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
*ding*
http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
That should do the trick.
Rusty.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:50:00 GMT
author: Rusty
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè typed:
| ......neat trick.
I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
wished they could do that.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Rusty" wrote in message
news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>
> *ding*
>
> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>
> That should do the trick.
>
> Rusty.
LOL!
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Baldoni" wrote in message
news:46333ff8$0$9346$88260bb3@news.teranews.com...
> In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
> Egbert Sousè typed:
> | ......neat trick.
>
> I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
> wished they could do that.
>
> Count Baldoni
Depends...is your dog spoken for? :-)
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:31:33 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Masonic Hamsters" wrote in message
news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
>
> "John McCann" wrote in message
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>>
>> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> boring.
So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:32:31 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
> "Rusty" wrote in message
> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> *ding*
>>
>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>
>> That should do the trick.
>>
>> Rusty.
>
> LOL!
Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:23:45 GMT
author: Hazel
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Hazel" wrote in message
news:ohwkvpbfmdag$.34t48pwtry0b$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
>
>> "Rusty" wrote in message
>> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>>
>>> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
>>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>>> putrescent sardine.
>>>
>>> *ding*
>>>
>>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>>
>>> That should do the trick.
>>>
>>> Rusty.
>>
>> LOL!
>
> Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!
Do they still make those? There are people that would pay good money for
that *treatment* if you can believe what the papers say :-)
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:48:30 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
Actually, I thought this was a wind up, but I just had a sniff of his helmet
off of his index finger and I have to say, it smells like a fishing smack.
There was even a smear of some kind of white, creamy material under his
fingernail that when scraped out, had a pungent odour of a mixture between
really bad, stale cheese and putrid fishes intestines. I can only assume he
scraped it off of the rim of his helmet, the filthy swine.
What can he do?
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:17:31 +0100
author: Masonic Hamsters
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:5I6dndFZ3MSfxq7bnZ2dnUVZ8qydnZ2d@bt.com,
Geezer typed:
| "Masonic Hamsters" wrote in message
| news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
||
|| "John McCann" wrote in message
|| news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
||| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
||| putrescent sardine.
|||
||| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
||| problem?
|||
||| Any help greatly appreciated.
||
|| boring.
|
| So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?
As a tool-pusher in the North Sea would benefit him financially.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:48:44 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
date: Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:57:50 GMT
author: Harry Edwards
|
Re: Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
"Harry Edwards" wrote in message
news:ak4k4bbjf6ja.10w3ybetuk17k.dlg@40tude.net...
> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
>
Its because they eat out too often.
date: Tue, 1 May 2007 03:49:37 +0100
author: Grant
|
Re: Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
"Harry Edwards" wrote in message
news:1ecucc8luv9c6$.oqpk3wg29bev$.dlg@40tude.net...
> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
It's down to what they eat ;-)
date: Tue, 01 May 2007 06:30:25 GMT
author: Steve
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
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date: Tue, 01 May 2007 16:58:44 GMT
author: Chic M
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100, "Baldoni"
wrote:
>In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
>Egbert Sousè typed:
>| ......neat trick.
>
>I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
>wished they could do that.
Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)
date: Tue, 01 May 2007 19:04:22 +0100
author: Egbert Sousè
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:m70f33d21o8083d4ks857pj3gv0ose47q5@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè typed:
| On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100, "Baldoni"
| wrote:
|
|| In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
|| Egbert Sousè typed:
||| ......neat trick.
||
|| I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many
|| people wished they could do that.
|
| Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)
He never stopped me !
Don't wank dogs off though as you will never get rid of them from outside
your house.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Thu, 3 May 2007 19:53:43 +0100
author: Baldoni XXV REX ROMANORUM
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In message , John McCann
writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?
Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.
>
>Any help greatly appreciated.
You are very welcome.
>
>John McCann.
Welcome to my killfile.
>
--
Jane Sullivan
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:20:15 +0100
author: Jane Sullivan
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:36:03 GMT
author: Martin
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Martin" wrote in message
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?
I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
--
Niel H
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:30:17 +0100
author: Niel J Humphreys
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.
You got a tomcat by any chance ?
Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
--
Count Baldoni
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:06:21 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-
date: Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:31:48 +0100
author: Clive - Selectron
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
.......neat trick.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:49:01 +0100
author: Egbert Sousè
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
boring.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:25:43 +0100
author: Masonic Hamsters
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" vomitted the following in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
*ding*
http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
That should do the trick.
Rusty.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:50:00 GMT
author: Rusty
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè typed:
| ......neat trick.
I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
wished they could do that.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Rusty" wrote in message
news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>
> *ding*
>
> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>
> That should do the trick.
>
> Rusty.
LOL!
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Baldoni" wrote in message
news:46333ff8$0$9346$88260bb3@news.teranews.com...
> In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
> Egbert Sousè typed:
> | ......neat trick.
>
> I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
> wished they could do that.
>
> Count Baldoni
Depends...is your dog spoken for? :-)
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:31:33 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Masonic Hamsters" wrote in message
news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
>
> "John McCann" wrote in message
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>>
>> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> boring.
So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:32:31 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
> "Rusty" wrote in message
> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> *ding*
>>
>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>
>> That should do the trick.
>>
>> Rusty.
>
> LOL!
Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:23:45 GMT
author: Hazel
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Hazel" wrote in message
news:ohwkvpbfmdag$.34t48pwtry0b$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
>
>> "Rusty" wrote in message
>> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>>
>>> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
>>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>>> putrescent sardine.
>>>
>>> *ding*
>>>
>>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>>
>>> That should do the trick.
>>>
>>> Rusty.
>>
>> LOL!
>
> Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!
Do they still make those? There are people that would pay good money for
that *treatment* if you can believe what the papers say :-)
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:48:30 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
Actually, I thought this was a wind up, but I just had a sniff of his helmet
off of his index finger and I have to say, it smells like a fishing smack.
There was even a smear of some kind of white, creamy material under his
fingernail that when scraped out, had a pungent odour of a mixture between
really bad, stale cheese and putrid fishes intestines. I can only assume he
scraped it off of the rim of his helmet, the filthy swine.
What can he do?
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:17:31 +0100
author: Masonic Hamsters
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:5I6dndFZ3MSfxq7bnZ2dnUVZ8qydnZ2d@bt.com,
Geezer typed:
| "Masonic Hamsters" wrote in message
| news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
||
|| "John McCann" wrote in message
|| news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
||| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
||| putrescent sardine.
|||
||| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
||| problem?
|||
||| Any help greatly appreciated.
||
|| boring.
|
| So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?
As a tool-pusher in the North Sea would benefit him financially.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:48:44 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
date: Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:57:50 GMT
author: Harry Edwards
|
Re: Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
"Harry Edwards" wrote in message
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> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
>
Its because they eat out too often.
date: Tue, 1 May 2007 03:49:37 +0100
author: Grant
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Re: Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
"Harry Edwards" wrote in message
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> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
It's down to what they eat ;-)
date: Tue, 01 May 2007 06:30:25 GMT
author: Steve
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Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
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date: Tue, 01 May 2007 16:58:44 GMT
author: Chic M
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Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100, "Baldoni"
wrote:
>In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
>Egbert Sousè typed:
>| ......neat trick.
>
>I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
>wished they could do that.
Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)
date: Tue, 01 May 2007 19:04:22 +0100
author: Egbert Sousè
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Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:m70f33d21o8083d4ks857pj3gv0ose47q5@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè typed:
| On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100, "Baldoni"
| wrote:
|
|| In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
|| Egbert Sousè typed:
||| ......neat trick.
||
|| I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many
|| people wished they could do that.
|
| Academic ; he (dog) probably won't let any of them :-)
He never stopped me !
Don't wank dogs off though as you will never get rid of them from outside
your house.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Thu, 3 May 2007 19:53:43 +0100
author: Baldoni XXV REX ROMANORUM
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Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In message , John McCann
writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?
Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.
>
>Any help greatly appreciated.
You are very welcome.
>
>John McCann.
Welcome to my killfile.
>
--
Jane Sullivan
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:20:15 +0100
author: Jane Sullivan
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Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 14:36:03 GMT
author: Martin
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Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Martin" wrote in message
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?
I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
--
Niel H
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:30:17 +0100
author: Niel J Humphreys
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Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.
You got a tomcat by any chance ?
Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
--
Count Baldoni
date: Thu, 26 Apr 2007 20:06:21 +0100
author: Baldoni
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Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-
date: Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:31:48 +0100
author: Clive - Selectron
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Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
.......neat trick.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:49:01 +0100
author: Egbert Sousè
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Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
boring.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:25:43 +0100
author: Masonic Hamsters
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Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" vomitted the following in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
*ding*
http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
That should do the trick.
Rusty.
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 12:50:00 GMT
author: Rusty
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè typed:
| ......neat trick.
I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
wished they could do that.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 13:49:48 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Rusty" wrote in message
news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>
> *ding*
>
> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>
> That should do the trick.
>
> Rusty.
LOL!
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Baldoni" wrote in message
news:46333ff8$0$9346$88260bb3@news.teranews.com...
> In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
> Egbert Sousè typed:
> | ......neat trick.
>
> I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
> wished they could do that.
>
> Count Baldoni
Depends...is your dog spoken for? :-)
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:31:33 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Masonic Hamsters" wrote in message
news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
>
> "John McCann" wrote in message
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>>
>> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> boring.
So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:32:31 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
> "Rusty" wrote in message
> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> *ding*
>>
>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>
>> That should do the trick.
>>
>> Rusty.
>
> LOL!
Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:23:45 GMT
author: Hazel
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"Hazel" wrote in message
news:ohwkvpbfmdag$.34t48pwtry0b$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
>
>> "Rusty" wrote in message
>> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>>
>>> "John McCann" vomitted the following in message
>>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>>> putrescent sardine.
>>>
>>> *ding*
>>>
>>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>>
>>> That should do the trick.
>>>
>>> Rusty.
>>
>> LOL!
>
> Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!
Do they still make those? There are people that would pay good money for
that *treatment* if you can believe what the papers say :-)
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 22:48:30 +0100
author: Geezer
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
"John McCann" wrote in message
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
Actually, I thought this was a wind up, but I just had a sniff of his helmet
off of his index finger and I have to say, it smells like a fishing smack.
There was even a smear of some kind of white, creamy material under his
fingernail that when scraped out, had a pungent odour of a mixture between
really bad, stale cheese and putrid fishes intestines. I can only assume he
scraped it off of the rim of his helmet, the filthy swine.
What can he do?
date: Sun, 29 Apr 2007 23:17:31 +0100
author: Masonic Hamsters
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
In news:5I6dndFZ3MSfxq7bnZ2dnUVZ8qydnZ2d@bt.com,
Geezer typed:
| "Masonic Hamsters" wrote in message
| news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
||
|| "John McCann" wrote in message
|| news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
||| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
||| putrescent sardine.
|||
||| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
||| problem?
|||
||| Any help greatly appreciated.
||
|| boring.
|
| So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?
As a tool-pusher in the North Sea would benefit him financially.
--
Count Baldoni
date: Sat, 28 Apr 2007 23:48:44 +0100
author: Baldoni
|
Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
date: Mon, 30 Apr 2007 22:57:50 GMT
author: Harry Edwards
|
Re: Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
"Harry Edwards" wrote in message
news:ak4k4bbjf6ja.10w3ybetuk17k.dlg@40tude.net...
> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
>
Its because they eat out too often.
date: Tue, 1 May 2007 03:49:37 +0100
author: Grant
|
Re: Lesbians twice as likely to be obese: Any of you big girls like to comment?
"Harry Edwards" wrote in message
news:1ecucc8luv9c6$.oqpk3wg29bev$.dlg@40tude.net...
> http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,21635542-5012769,00.html
It's down to what they eat ;-)
date: Tue, 01 May 2007 06:30:25 GMT
author: Steve
|
|
Re: Just had a sniff of my helmet.
&nbs |
