And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
putrescent sardine.

Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
problem?

Any help greatly appreciated.

John McCann.

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann  typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
-- 
Count Baldoni

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann  typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
-- 
Count Baldoni

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann  typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
-- 
Count Baldoni

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann  typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
-- 
Count Baldoni

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann  typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
-- 
Count Baldoni

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-

.......neat trick.

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.

boring.

"John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.

*ding*

http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186

That should do the trick.

Rusty.

In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè  typed:
| ......neat trick.

I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people 
wished they could do that.
-- 
Count Baldoni

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann  typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
-- 
Count Baldoni

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-

.......neat trick.

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.

boring.

"John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.

*ding*

http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186

That should do the trick.

Rusty.

In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè  typed:
| ......neat trick.

I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people 
wished they could do that.
-- 
Count Baldoni

"Rusty"  wrote in message 
news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>
> *ding*
>
> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>
> That should do the trick.
>
> Rusty.

LOL!

"Baldoni"  wrote in message 
news:46333ff8$0$9346$88260bb3@news.teranews.com...
> In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
> Egbert Sousè  typed:
> | ......neat trick.
>
> I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
> wished they could do that.
>
> Count Baldoni

Depends...is your dog spoken for? :-)

"Masonic Hamsters"  wrote in message 
news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
>
> "John McCann"  wrote in message 
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>>
>> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> boring.

So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann  typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
-- 
Count Baldoni

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-

.......neat trick.

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.

boring.

"John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.

*ding*

http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186

That should do the trick.

Rusty.

In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè  typed:
| ......neat trick.

I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people 
wished they could do that.
-- 
Count Baldoni

"Rusty"  wrote in message 
news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>
> *ding*
>
> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>
> That should do the trick.
>
> Rusty.

LOL!

"Baldoni"  wrote in message 
news:46333ff8$0$9346$88260bb3@news.teranews.com...
> In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
> Egbert Sousè  typed:
> | ......neat trick.
>
> I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
> wished they could do that.
>
> Count Baldoni

Depends...is your dog spoken for? :-)

"Masonic Hamsters"  wrote in message 
news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
>
> "John McCann"  wrote in message 
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>>
>> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> boring.

So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:

> "Rusty"  wrote in message 
> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>> "John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> *ding*
>>
>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>
>> That should do the trick.
>>
>> Rusty.
> 
> LOL!

Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann  typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
-- 
Count Baldoni

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-

.......neat trick.

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.

boring.

"John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.

*ding*

http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186

That should do the trick.

Rusty.

In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè  typed:
| ......neat trick.

I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people 
wished they could do that.
-- 
Count Baldoni

"Rusty"  wrote in message 
news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>
> *ding*
>
> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>
> That should do the trick.
>
> Rusty.

LOL!

"Baldoni"  wrote in message 
news:46333ff8$0$9346$88260bb3@news.teranews.com...
> In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
> Egbert Sousè  typed:
> | ......neat trick.
>
> I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
> wished they could do that.
>
> Count Baldoni

Depends...is your dog spoken for? :-)

"Masonic Hamsters"  wrote in message 
news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
>
> "John McCann"  wrote in message 
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>>
>> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> boring.

So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:

> "Rusty"  wrote in message 
> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>> "John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> *ding*
>>
>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>
>> That should do the trick.
>>
>> Rusty.
> 
> LOL!

Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann  typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
-- 
Count Baldoni

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-

.......neat trick.

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.

boring.

"John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.

*ding*

http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186

That should do the trick.

Rusty.

In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè  typed:
| ......neat trick.

I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people 
wished they could do that.
-- 
Count Baldoni

"Rusty"  wrote in message 
news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>
> *ding*
>
> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>
> That should do the trick.
>
> Rusty.

LOL!

"Baldoni"  wrote in message 
news:46333ff8$0$9346$88260bb3@news.teranews.com...
> In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
> Egbert Sousè  typed:
> | ......neat trick.
>
> I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
> wished they could do that.
>
> Count Baldoni

Depends...is your dog spoken for? :-)

"Masonic Hamsters"  wrote in message 
news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
>
> "John McCann"  wrote in message 
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>>
>> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> boring.

So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:

> "Rusty"  wrote in message 
> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>> "John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> *ding*
>>
>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>
>> That should do the trick.
>>
>> Rusty.
> 
> LOL!

Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!

"Hazel"  wrote in message 
news:ohwkvpbfmdag$.34t48pwtry0b$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
>
>> "Rusty"  wrote in message
>> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>>
>>> "John McCann"  vomitted the following in message
>>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>>> putrescent sardine.
>>>
>>> *ding*
>>>
>>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>>
>>> That should do the trick.
>>>
>>> Rusty.
>>
>> LOL!
>
> Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!

Do they still make those? There are people that would pay good money for 
that *treatment* if you can believe what the papers say :-)

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>

Actually, I thought this was a wind up, but I just had a sniff of his helmet 
off of his index finger and I have to say, it smells like a fishing smack. 
There was even a smear of some kind of white, creamy material under his 
fingernail that when scraped out, had a pungent odour of a mixture between 
really bad, stale cheese and putrid fishes intestines.  I can only assume he 
scraped it off of the rim of his helmet, the filthy swine.

What can he do?

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann  typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
-- 
Count Baldoni

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-

.......neat trick.

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.

boring.

"John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.

*ding*

http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186

That should do the trick.

Rusty.

In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
Egbert Sousè  typed:
| ......neat trick.

I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people 
wished they could do that.
-- 
Count Baldoni

"Rusty"  wrote in message 
news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>
> *ding*
>
> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>
> That should do the trick.
>
> Rusty.

LOL!

"Baldoni"  wrote in message 
news:46333ff8$0$9346$88260bb3@news.teranews.com...
> In news:ej26339ob8c2g6prlcvo64fn4iq2d2h5bv@4ax.com,
> Egbert Sousè  typed:
> | ......neat trick.
>
> I was watching my dog lick his own balls and I wondered how many people
> wished they could do that.
>
> Count Baldoni

Depends...is your dog spoken for? :-)

"Masonic Hamsters"  wrote in message 
news:MJudndHaAL_goa7bnZ2dnUVZ8tGqnZ2d@bt.com...
>
> "John McCann"  wrote in message 
> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>>
>> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> boring.

So where do you recommend he bores to clean his helmet?

On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:

> "Rusty"  wrote in message 
> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>
>> "John McCann"  vomitted the following in message 
>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> *ding*
>>
>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>
>> That should do the trick.
>>
>> Rusty.
> 
> LOL!

Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!

"Hazel"  wrote in message 
news:ohwkvpbfmdag$.34t48pwtry0b$.dlg@40tude.net...
> On Sat, 28 Apr 2007 15:30:52 +0100, Geezer wrote:
>
>> "Rusty"  wrote in message
>> news:YpHYh.1292$H%4.103@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net...
>>>
>>> "John McCann"  vomitted the following in message
>>> news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
>>>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>>>> putrescent sardine.
>>>
>>> *ding*
>>>
>>> http://www.mandp.co.uk/productInfo.aspx?catRef=502186
>>>
>>> That should do the trick.
>>>
>>> Rusty.
>>
>> LOL!
>
> Brillow Pad, Vim and plenty of elbo grease!

Do they still make those? There are people that would pay good money for 
that *treatment* if you can believe what the papers say :-)

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>

Actually, I thought this was a wind up, but I just had a sniff of his helmet 
off of his index finger and I have to say, it smells like a fishing smack. 
There was even a smear of some kind of white, creamy material under his 
fingernail that when scraped out, had a pungent odour of a mixture between 
really bad, stale cheese and putrid fishes intestines.  I can only assume he 
scraped it off of the rim of his helmet, the filthy swine.

What can he do?

In message , John McCann 
 writes
>And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>putrescent sardine.
>
>Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>problem?

Yes. Wash it in a mixture of concentrated sulphuric acid and fuming 
nitric acid. That should get rid of all your problems with it for ever.

>
>Any help greatly appreciated.

You are very welcome.

>
>John McCann.

Welcome to my killfile.

>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:

> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
> 
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?

Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
Smells like that to me.
What do you think folks?

"Martin"  wrote in message 
news:lm37tpzatka2$.dlg@pile.eradication.unit...
> On Thu, 26 Apr 2007 04:01:58 +0100, John McCann wrote:
>
>> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
>> putrescent sardine.
>>
>> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
>> problem?
>
> Are you sure you are not a woman with a big clit?
> Smells like that to me.
> What do you think folks?

I wonder if its parents knew it was up at 4.01 a.m. on a school night?
-- 

Niel H

In news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com,
John McCann  typed:
| And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
| putrescent sardine.
|
| Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
| problem?
|
| Any help greatly appreciated.
|
| John McCann.

You got a tomcat by any chance ?

Give him a quick dip of it and see what happens.!!!
-- 
Count Baldoni

"John McCann"  wrote in message 
news:cc5033h8cfo330jsplqsh5ncs2rlbnmlsd@4ax.com...
> And I find that it has a rather unpleasant stench, reminiscent of
> putrescent sardine.
>
> Does anyone have any penile hygiene tips that may alleviate the
> problem?
>
> Any help greatly appreciated.
>
> John McCann.
>
No wonder I rarely bother with this group
after reading a post like this.
What sort of a pathetic tosser are you?
Not clever or funny that's for sure.
Most certainly juvenile and completely
and utterly pointless...you that is.
Get qualified psychiatric help.
Killfile-PLONK
-C-