I'm going to be off my feet for a few weeks before Xmas and know I will get 
stir crazy.  Does anyone have any ideas of working from home? Need any work 
done ie typing etc? I'm pretty quick at typing.  I'm in a quandry as to what 
to do!

JB
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"JB"  wrote in message 
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> I'm going to be off my feet for a few weeks before Xmas and know I will 
> get stir crazy.  Does anyone have any ideas of working from home? Need any 
> work done ie typing etc? I'm pretty quick at typing.  I'm in a quandry as 
> to what to do!

Write children's stories. If JK Rowling can do it, so can you. Think 
yourself into your dogs mind and off you go. You can write some good stuff, 
I've seen it offline. There's millions waiting for the next Harry Potter or 
Pingu. Much more fun than typing crap for others and very satisfying.

"Toooldtocare"  wrote in message 
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> "JB"  wrote in message 
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>> I'm going to be off my feet for a few weeks before Xmas and know I will 
>> get stir crazy.  Does anyone have any ideas of working from home? Need 
>> any work done ie typing etc? I'm pretty quick at typing.  I'm in a 
>> quandry as to what to do!
>
> Write children's stories. If JK Rowling can do it, so can you. Think 
> yourself into your dogs mind and off you go. You can write some good 
> stuff, I've seen it offline. There's millions waiting for the next Harry 
> Potter or Pingu. Much more fun than typing crap for others and very 
> satisfying.

True but you dont get paid for it! (not unless it's published) and I need 
some pin money for xmas.... ho hum, another whinge coming on methinks! lol

JB
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> "Toooldtocare"  wrote in message 
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>> "JB"  wrote in message 
>> news:dv6dna-1098NolvVRVnyhgA@bt.com...
>>> I'm going to be off my feet for a few weeks before Xmas and know I will 
>>> get stir crazy.  Does anyone have any ideas of working from home? Need 
>>> any work done ie typing etc? I'm pretty quick at typing.  I'm in a 
>>> quandry as to what to do!
>>
>> Write children's stories. If JK Rowling can do it, so can you. Think 
>> yourself into your dogs mind and off you go. You can write some good 
>> stuff, I've seen it offline. There's millions waiting for the next Harry 
>> Potter or Pingu. Much more fun than typing crap for others and very 
>> satisfying.
>
> True but you dont get paid for it! (not unless it's published) and I need 
> some pin money for xmas.... ho hum, another whinge coming on methinks! lol

I've told you before how to handle that. Pin money is all Christmas presents 
deserve. Just agree with everybody you give presents to to cap the money 
spent at £5 or less. My family used to buy expensive presents and they 
always ended up in the charity shop. I know that because one christmas lunch 
I got pissed and said that is what I do and it turns out they did the same.

And why shouldn't your book be published? Think positively! The trick is not 
to discuss it with others. Think yourself into the part and let your 
imagination run wild. Well, not too wild, you are supposed to be writing 
childrens books! :-)

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>>> "JB"  wrote in message 
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>>>> I'm going to be off my feet for a few weeks before Xmas and know I will 
>>>> get stir crazy.  Does anyone have any ideas of working from home? Need 
>>>> any work done ie typing etc? I'm pretty quick at typing.  I'm in a 
>>>> quandry as to what to do!
>>>
>>> Write children's stories. If JK Rowling can do it, so can you. Think 
>>> yourself into your dogs mind and off you go. You can write some good 
>>> stuff, I've seen it offline. There's millions waiting for the next Harry 
>>> Potter or Pingu. Much more fun than typing crap for others and very 
>>> satisfying.
>>
>> True but you dont get paid for it! (not unless it's published) and I need 
>> some pin money for xmas.... ho hum, another whinge coming on methinks! 
>> lol
>
> I've told you before how to handle that. Pin money is all Christmas 
> presents deserve. Just agree with everybody you give presents to to cap 
> the money spent at £5 or less. My family used to buy expensive presents 
> and they always ended up in the charity shop. I know that because one 
> christmas lunch I got pissed and said that is what I do and it turns out 
> they did the same.
>
> And why shouldn't your book be published? Think positively! The trick is 
> not to discuss it with others. Think yourself into the part and let your 
> imagination run wild. Well, not too wild, you are supposed to be writing 
> childrens books! :-)

Lol, to be honest not sure I'd be good at Chrildren's books, maybe something 
a little more racey!? ;-)

JB
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>

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> Lol, to be honest not sure I'd be good at Chrildren's books, maybe 
> something a little more racey!? ;-)
>
> JB
> x
>>


In that case have you considered.................

Naaaaa forget it - I apologize.

Nigel Brooks
who was about to mention something about webcams

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> "JB"  wrote in message 
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>> Lol, to be honest not sure I'd be good at Chrildren's books, maybe 
>> something a little more racey!? ;-)
>>
>> JB
>> x
>>>
>
>
> In that case have you considered.................
>
> Naaaaa forget it - I apologize.
>
> Nigel Brooks
> who was about to mention something about webcams

Lol...... oh noooooo!!!

JB
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>

> > I need
> > some pin money for xmas.... ho hum, another whinge coming on methinks!
lol
>
> I've told you before how to handle that. Pin money is all Christmas
presents
> deserve. Just agree with everybody you give presents to to cap the money
> spent at £5 or less. My family used to buy expensive presents and they
> always ended up in the charity shop. I know that because one christmas
lunch
> I got pissed and said that is what I do and it turns out they did the
same.
>
> And why shouldn't your book be published? Think positively! The trick is
not
> to discuss it with others. Think yourself into the part and let your
> imagination run wild. Well, not too wild, you are supposed to be writing
> childrens books! :-)
>

Can't you two just email each other?

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>>>> "JB"  wrote in message 
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>>>>> I'm going to be off my feet for a few weeks before Xmas and know I 
>>>>> will get stir crazy.  Does anyone have any ideas of working from home? 
>>>>> Need any work done ie typing etc? I'm pretty quick at typing.  I'm in 
>>>>> a quandry as to what to do!
>>>>
>>>> Write children's stories. If JK Rowling can do it, so can you. Think 
>>>> yourself into your dogs mind and off you go. You can write some good 
>>>> stuff, I've seen it offline. There's millions waiting for the next 
>>>> Harry Potter or Pingu. Much more fun than typing crap for others and 
>>>> very satisfying.
>>>
>>> True but you dont get paid for it! (not unless it's published) and I 
>>> need some pin money for xmas.... ho hum, another whinge coming on 
>>> methinks! lol
>>
>> I've told you before how to handle that. Pin money is all Christmas 
>> presents deserve. Just agree with everybody you give presents to to cap 
>> the money spent at £5 or less. My family used to buy expensive presents 
>> and they always ended up in the charity shop. I know that because one 
>> christmas lunch I got pissed and said that is what I do and it turns out 
>> they did the same.
>>
>> And why shouldn't your book be published? Think positively! The trick is 
>> not to discuss it with others. Think yourself into the part and let your 
>> imagination run wild. Well, not too wild, you are supposed to be writing 
>> childrens books! :-)
>
> Lol, to be honest not sure I'd be good at Chrildren's books, maybe 
> something a little more racey!? ;-)

Write an autobiography then. That would make the best sellers on the 
Richard and Judy book club. Couldn't fail. I spent some time in Waterstones 
earlier killing time. Upfront was Victoria, A Biography! Ffs, do people buy 
that crap? And then there was another dodo, Anthea Turner, author of A 
Perfect Christmas. An oxymoron written by a moron for a start. Opened it up 
as you mentioned Christmas earlier, first bit of advice was " make a list"! 
It was downhill from then on.  What have these these dodos ever done which 
is of remote interest to anyone? Whereas your biography, phew! telephones, 
desks, wardrobes etc. Hot stuff! I'd pre-order it! :-)

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>> > I need
>> > some pin money for xmas.... ho hum, another whinge coming on methinks!
> lol
>>
>> I've told you before how to handle that. Pin money is all Christmas
> presents
>> deserve. Just agree with everybody you give presents to to cap the money
>> spent at £5 or less. My family used to buy expensive presents and they
>> always ended up in the charity shop. I know that because one christmas
> lunch
>> I got pissed and said that is what I do and it turns out they did the
> same.
>>
>> And why shouldn't your book be published? Think positively! The trick is
> not
>> to discuss it with others. Think yourself into the part and let your
>> imagination run wild. Well, not too wild, you are supposed to be writing
>> childrens books! :-)
>>
>
> Can't you two just email each other?

We do, but that's for serious stuff. We save our mindless drivel for here, 
mostly during the day, to irritate people so that by the evening when the 
booze kicks in we can not only irritate but be offensive! I've just added 
you to my list of people to be rude to :-)

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>>>>> "JB"  wrote in message 
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>>>>>> I'm going to be off my feet for a few weeks before Xmas and know I 
>>>>>> will get stir crazy.  Does anyone have any ideas of working from 
>>>>>> home? Need any work done ie typing etc? I'm pretty quick at typing. 
>>>>>> I'm in a quandry as to what to do!
>>>>>
>>>>> Write children's stories. If JK Rowling can do it, so can you. Think 
>>>>> yourself into your dogs mind and off you go. You can write some good 
>>>>> stuff, I've seen it offline. There's millions waiting for the next 
>>>>> Harry Potter or Pingu. Much more fun than typing crap for others and 
>>>>> very satisfying.
>>>>
>>>> True but you dont get paid for it! (not unless it's published) and I 
>>>> need some pin money for xmas.... ho hum, another whinge coming on 
>>>> methinks! lol
>>>
>>> I've told you before how to handle that. Pin money is all Christmas 
>>> presents deserve. Just agree with everybody you give presents to to cap 
>>> the money spent at £5 or less. My family used to buy expensive presents 
>>> and they always ended up in the charity shop. I know that because one 
>>> christmas lunch I got pissed and said that is what I do and it turns out 
>>> they did the same.
>>>
>>> And why shouldn't your book be published? Think positively! The trick is 
>>> not to discuss it with others. Think yourself into the part and let your 
>>> imagination run wild. Well, not too wild, you are supposed to be writing 
>>> childrens books! :-)
>>
>> Lol, to be honest not sure I'd be good at Chrildren's books, maybe 
>> something a little more racey!? ;-)
>
> Write an autobiography then. That would make the best sellers on the 
> Richard and Judy book club. Couldn't fail. I spent some time in 
> Waterstones earlier killing time. Upfront was Victoria, A Biography! Ffs, 
> do people buy that crap? And then there was another dodo, Anthea Turner, 
> author of A Perfect Christmas. An oxymoron written by a moron for a start. 
> Opened it up as you mentioned Christmas earlier, first bit of advice was " 
> make a list"! It was downhill from then on.  What have these these dodos 
> ever done which is of remote interest to anyone? Whereas your biography, 
> phew! telephones, desks, wardrobes etc. Hot stuff! I'd pre-order it! :-)

Lol.... you mentioned someone I cannot stand.  Bloody Miss Self Righteous 
Anthea Turner!!! God she annoys me!!! I wouldnt use anything she'd written 
to even wipe my bottom with!

Telephones? Desks? The wardrobe bit I get....  :-)

JB
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>
>
>

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> <nospam@nospam.invalid> wrote in message 
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>>> > I need
>>> > some pin money for xmas.... ho hum, another whinge coming on methinks!
>> lol
>>>
>>> I've told you before how to handle that. Pin money is all Christmas
>> presents
>>> deserve. Just agree with everybody you give presents to to cap the money
>>> spent at £5 or less. My family used to buy expensive presents and they
>>> always ended up in the charity shop. I know that because one christmas
>> lunch
>>> I got pissed and said that is what I do and it turns out they did the
>> same.
>>>
>>> And why shouldn't your book be published? Think positively! The trick is
>> not
>>> to discuss it with others. Think yourself into the part and let your
>>> imagination run wild. Well, not too wild, you are supposed to be writing
>>> childrens books! :-)
>>>
>>
>> Can't you two just email each other?
>
> We do, but that's for serious stuff. We save our mindless drivel for here, 
> mostly during the day, to irritate people so that by the evening when the 
> booze kicks in we can not only irritate but be offensive! I've just added 
> you to my list of people to be rude to :-)

Oh dear, I've just opened a red!! ;-)  Mindless drivel indeed, it's what 
makes ulk what it is!!! :-)

JB
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>