Heard a funny story on the radio the other day.This bloke's
wife suddenly decided she wanted a sex change operation. The husband sadly
agreed and she went ahead. So then there were two men living together
still married to each other. The husband was asked by the interviewer how
they got on following his wife's op. He said apart from the end of his sex
life what really pissed him off was that his "wife", previously very
lady-like and refined, had started belching and farting all over the
house. He told the interviewer that when he asked her why "she" had
started all this belching and farting "she" replied "cos it's what men
do!"

I thought about that and it's a bit unfair to single out men as while I've
not come across many women who belch and fart, dogs certainly do. In fact
they make a habit of waiting for visitors to enter the house, let a silent
one rip, and then look on innocently as the visitor tries to fathom out
which of his hosts is responsible. Anyone who has a dog will know what I
mean.

"Toooldtocare"  wrote in message
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> Heard a funny story on the radio the other day.This bloke's
> wife suddenly decided she wanted a sex change operation. The husband sadly
> agreed and she went ahead. So then there were two men living together
> still married to each other. The husband was asked by the interviewer how
> they got on following his wife's op. He said apart from the end of his sex
> life what really pissed him off was that his "wife", previously very
> lady-like and refined, had started belching and farting all over the
> house. He told the interviewer that when he asked her why "she" had
> started all this belching and farting "she" replied "cos it's what men
> do!"
>
> I thought about that and it's a bit unfair to single out men as while I've
> not come across many women who belch and fart, dogs certainly do. In fact
> they make a habit of waiting for visitors to enter the house, let a silent
> one rip, and then look on innocently as the visitor tries to fathom out
> which of his hosts is responsible. Anyone who has a dog will know what I
> mean.
>
>
>
There has to be something funny in there somwhere.

Try this one,

An older couple went to the doctor for their annual checkup. the first to be
examined was the old man. After about an hour the doctor said well we are
about finished except for the blood work results and as far as I can see you
are in perfect health. The doctor asked the old man if he had any health
issues, well as a matter of fact I do he replied , when we have sex the
first time I get very hot and the second time quite the reverse I get very
cold .The doctor did not have an answer but said he would make enquiries.

He then gave the wife her physical and pronounced her a picture of health.
In passing the doctor mentioned her husbands observations regarding their
sex life. He gets hot after the first time you have sex and cold after the
second time . She responded ,the silly old fool ,the first time we have sex
is in August and the second in December .........mjh

"Toooldtocare"  wrote in message 
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> Heard a funny story on the radio the other day.This bloke's
> wife suddenly decided she wanted a sex change operation. The husband sadly
> agreed and she went ahead. So then there were two men living together
> still married to each other. The husband was asked by the interviewer how
> they got on following his wife's op. He said apart from the end of his sex
> life what really pissed him off was that his "wife", previously very
> lady-like and refined, had started belching and farting all over the
> house. He told the interviewer that when he asked her why "she" had
> started all this belching and farting "she" replied "cos it's what men
> do!"
>
> I thought about that and it's a bit unfair to single out men as while I've
> not come across many women who belch and fart, dogs certainly do. In fact
> they make a habit of waiting for visitors to enter the house, let a silent
> one rip, and then look on innocently as the visitor tries to fathom out
> which of his hosts is responsible. Anyone who has a dog will know what I
> mean.

Lol, well my dog doesn't do silent ones! He farts and then looks in surprise 
at his bottom and then wanders off leaving the smell behind!

JB
x

"mike hide"  wrote in message 
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>
> "Toooldtocare"  wrote in message
> news:D_ydnSFpVdGloxvVRVnyhwA@bt.com...
>> Heard a funny story on the radio the other day.This bloke's
>> wife suddenly decided she wanted a sex change operation. The husband 
>> sadly
>> agreed and she went ahead. So then there were two men living together
>> still married to each other. The husband was asked by the interviewer 
>> how
>> they got on following his wife's op. He said apart from the end of his 
>> sex
>> life what really pissed him off was that his "wife", previously very
>> lady-like and refined, had started belching and farting all over the
>> house. He told the interviewer that when he asked her why "she" had
>> started all this belching and farting "she" replied "cos it's what men
>> do!"
>>
>> I thought about that and it's a bit unfair to single out men as while 
>> I've
>> not come across many women who belch and fart, dogs certainly do. In 
>> fact
>> they make a habit of waiting for visitors to enter the house, let a 
>> silent
>> one rip, and then look on innocently as the visitor tries to fathom out
>> which of his hosts is responsible. Anyone who has a dog will know what 
>> I
>> mean.
>>
>>
>>
> There has to be something funny in there somwhere.


Well, it wasn't meant to be funny in that sense, it's a true story. I 
meant "funny" in the peculiar and odd sense.
If your wife, assuming you have or had one, started belching and farting, 
you might wonder wtf is up. Or maybe not.