I reached a "certain age" a few weeks back. Since then I've been inundated 
with post and emails telling me that I'm one of the 96% of males over 40 
(sic) who "have to get up in the night to urinate"! Excuse me? After half 
a dozen Pils or more I used to get up in the night to "urinate" when I was 
30! As I got older the only thing that would get me up was a hangover, 
urination isn't an issue when you are pissed! A headache and puking is!

The other thing I'm getting  emails about is either my "size" or my 
"stamina". The people who send these emails must have lost touch with 
reality. When you get to a "certain age" you don't care less about size or 
stamina, you are just thankful you are alive!

"Toooldtocare"  wrote in message 
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>I reached a "certain age" a few weeks back. Since then I've been inundated 
>with post and emails telling me that I'm one of the 96% of males over 40 
>(sic) who "have to get up in the night to urinate"! Excuse me? After half a 
>dozen Pils or more I used to get up in the night to "urinate" when I was 
>30! As I got older the only thing that would get me up was a hangover, 
>urination isn't an issue when you are pissed! A headache and puking is!
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> The other thing I'm getting  emails about is either my "size" or my 
> "stamina". The people who send these emails must have lost touch with 
> reality. When you get to a "certain age" you don't care less about size or 
> stamina, you are just thankful you are alive!

Certain age being what??? lol

JB
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"JB"  wrote in message 
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> Certain age being what??? lol
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If you are a taking to a woman, always answer "At least 30 years old than 
you are."

Seriously, a friend at work (who took great delight on learning his parents 
were married in the same year as myself) reckons "60 is the new 40".


-- 
73
Brian, G8OSN
www.g8osn.org.uk

"JB"  wrote in message 
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> "Toooldtocare"  wrote in message 
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>> When you get to a "certain age" you don't care less about size 
>> or stamina, you are just thankful you are alive!
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> Certain age being what??? lol

43! :-)

"Toooldtocare"  wrote in message 
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> "JB"  wrote in message 
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>> "Toooldtocare"  wrote in message 
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>>> When you get to a "certain age" you don't care less about size or 
>>> stamina, you are just thankful you are alive!
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>> Certain age being what??? lol
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> 43! :-)

Oh.... not much older than me then! ;-)

JB
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