Hi there!
I have a small but recurring problem for which I am sure some one in
this news group will have the answer. I am a vegetarian and consequently
eat a lot of veg, pop-corn, nuts and other bulky stuff. Here is an example of my
problem.

I recently had a good stiff *shite*. I felt it pull away from the back of my
throat. The suction it created damn near pulled my eyes into the back 
of my head. I was begining to choke just before it left my arse. The relief!!
After the *jobby* dived out my arse and plunged into the water, there was a
massive splashback onto my scrotum and the back of my cock. Normally
the *shite* would have managed to surface on the other side of the bend. 
This time it did not get that far. As a result, I had *shite* on my cock! It
took me ages to wash it off. This has happened on a number of occasions.

What do you do to avoid this problem? Any one any suggestions?

Angus,

"Angus"  wrote in message 
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> Hi there!
This has happened on a number of occasions.
>
> What do you do to avoid this problem? Any one any suggestions?
>
> Angus,

Arsenic - a liberal dose.
That will stop it happening.

Hope that helps, but if we can be of further assistance, please don't 
hesitate to ask.