I wonder if I could get a bit of advice here. I've just moved to
Canterbury from Stornoway and I'm having a bit of trouble adjusting.
This morning was a problem. First of all, I passed a right whopper
after breakfast. I could feel my ears pop, my eyes were drawn into the
back of my head, I could feel it pull away from the back of my throat.
In fact it felt as though my ribcage was ripping through my rectum. I
thought my whole body was going down the pan. The product itself was
humongous, 10" long 5" in diameter, blunt at the front and tapered to
a point at the end. The colour was ok, so was the smell. I've been
passing things like this since moving down here. I just wondered if
this was normal for the area because the high lime content of the
water. Is there anything I can do about it. The second thing is the
effect the local beer has on my old bill. After a night on the booze I
end up with a massive and long lasting erection. It doesn't matter how
many women I satisfy it stays hard untill the following day. I'm told
that this is a sign of some sort of malignant disease peculiar to this
area. I would appreciate advice on both matters. Because of the
delicate nature of the above I have used a false name and e-mail
address.