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date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:18:44 +0000,    group: uk.local.hampshire        back       
All my wife'll get for Xmas is...   
A broken bottle pushed into her fucking ugly face, the whore.

I sure hope she likes it.
date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 01:18:44 +0000   author:   Danny

Re: All my wife'll get for Xmas is...   
On 24 Dec, 01:18, Danny  wrote:
> A broken bottle pushed into her fucking ugly face, the whore.
>
> I sure hope she likes it.

You married her - not us.

Martin  <><
date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 00:05:11 -0800 (PST)   author:   unknown

Re: All my wife'll get for Xmas is...   
"Danny"  wrote in message 
news:v02um3124tt6n1q1upsqv5ehos64ug8sma@4ax.com...
>A broken bottle pushed into her fucking ugly face, the whore.
>
> I sure hope she likes it.
>


I know his wife, she is ugly, she deserves a corkscrew in the eye as well.
date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:35:22 GMT   author:   Rumple Foreskin Rumple Foreskin@Rumple Foreskin.com

Re: All my wife'll get for Xmas is...   
"Rumple Foreskin" <Rumple Foreskin@Rumple Foreskin.com> wrote in message 
news:u3Lbj.41566$wD5.19461@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "Danny"  wrote in message 
> news:v02um3124tt6n1q1upsqv5ehos64ug8sma@4ax.com...
>>A broken bottle pushed into her fucking ugly face, the whore.
>>
>> I sure hope she likes it.
>>
>
>
> I know his wife, she is ugly, she deserves a corkscrew in the eye as well.
>

don't punch her in the tits or fanny though... we all use them
date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:45:09 GMT   author:   goaty

Re: All my wife'll get for Xmas is...   
"Rumple Foreskin" <Rumple Foreskin@Rumple Foreskin.com> wrote in message
news:u3Lbj.41566$wD5.19461@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net...
>
> "Danny"  wrote in message
> news:v02um3124tt6n1q1upsqv5ehos64ug8sma@4ax.com...
>>A broken bottle pushed into her fucking ugly face, the whore.
>>
>> I sure hope she likes it.
>>
>
>
> I know his wife, she is ugly, she deserves a corkscrew in the eye as well.

She must have been that ugly when Blind Danny married her.
What happened to him? Did he have a corkscrew in each eye?
date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 09:44:13 -0000   author:   Me

Re: All my wife'll get for Xmas is...   
goaty wrote:
> "Rumple Foreskin" <Rumple Foreskin@Rumple Foreskin.com> wrote in message 
> news:u3Lbj.41566$wD5.19461@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net...
>> "Danny"  wrote in message 
>> news:v02um3124tt6n1q1upsqv5ehos64ug8sma@4ax.com...
>>> A broken bottle pushed into her fucking ugly face, the whore.
>>>
>>> I sure hope she likes it.
>>>
>>
>> I know his wife, she is ugly, she deserves a corkscrew in the eye as well.
>>
> 
> don't punch her in the tits or fanny though... we all use them 
> 
> 
Which only goes to show that virgin custsomers have no class or sense of 
discrimination whatsoever.
date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 15:34:21 +0000   author:   The Natural Philosopher a@b.c

Re: All my wife'll get for Xmas is...   
"The Natural Philosopher" <a@b.c> wrote in message
news:1198510461.21999.1@damia.uk.clara.net
> goaty wrote:
>> "Rumple Foreskin" <Rumple Foreskin@Rumple Foreskin.com> wrote in
>> message news:u3Lbj.41566$wD5.19461@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net...
>>> "Danny"  wrote in message
>>> news:v02um3124tt6n1q1upsqv5ehos64ug8sma@4ax.com...
>>>> A broken bottle pushed into her fucking ugly face, the whore.
>>>>
>>>> I sure hope she likes it.
>>>>
>>>
>>> I know his wife, she is ugly, she deserves a corkscrew in the eye
>>> as well.
>>
>> don't punch her in the tits or fanny though... we all use them
>>
>>
> Which only goes to show that virgin custsomers have no class or sense
> of discrimination whatsoever.

Oh - thanks! Just the 20mb connection - that'll do.
date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:58:47 GMT   author:   max

Re: All my wife'll get for Xmas is...   
On 24 Dec, 15:34, The Natural Philosopher <a...@b.c> wrote:
> goaty wrote:
> > "Rumple Foreskin" <Rumple Foreskin@Rumple Foreskin.com> wrote in message
> >news:u3Lbj.41566$wD5.19461@newsfe3-gui.ntli.net...
> >> "Danny"  wrote in message
> >>news:v02um3124tt6n1q1upsqv5ehos64ug8sma@4ax.com...
> >>> A broken bottle pushed into her fucking ugly face, the whore.
>
> >>> I sure hope she likes it.
>
> >> I know his wife, she is ugly, she deserves a corkscrew in the eye as well.
>
> > don't punch her in the tits or fanny though... we all use them
>
> Which only goes to show that virgin custsomers have no class or sense of
> discrimination whatsoever.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Really?
Darn, must tell my wife that. Only Virgin customers for a few more
weeks, then switching elsewhere......
Proper internet connection - even wireless - can't wait.

Martin  <><
date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 10:01:33 -0800 (PST)   author:   unknown

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