Never mind ships and bloody boats this is more interesting.

It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup was set up
by the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and 
objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
of the problem of who they were going to knife to death next.
Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the 
articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in 
driving HMGs target audience away.Independant research has
shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to
protect what was left of their sanity. Saddly this has happened
to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.  

This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.

"Peter"  wrote in message
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> Never mind ships and bloody boats this is more interesting.
>
> It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup was set up
> by the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
> failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.
> The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
> individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
> at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
> to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
> of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
> shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and
> objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
> of the problem of who they were going to knife to death next.
> Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the
> articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in
> driving HMGs target audience away.Independant research has
> shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
> called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
> had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to
> protect what was left of their sanity. Saddly this has happened
> to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.
>
> This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.
>

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Subject: Ships and Boats!
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Never mind ships and bloody boats this is more interesting.

It is now general knowledge that  this newsgroup was set up
by the government to plug the gaps created by the abysmal
failure of their Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Another of HMGs aims and
objectives was to provide a distraction to take their minds
of the problem of who they were going to knife to death next.
Unfortunately, this group has been taken over by the
articulate lower middle classes who have succeeding in
driving HMGs target audience away.Independant research has
shown that it was the amount and quality of the inane drivel,
called small talk which the middle classes are adept at, which
had the effect of doing their heads in. They left to
protect what was left of their sanity. Saddly this has happened
to the whole of uk.local. hierarchy.

This newsgroup is a very good example of another HMG failure.