Sex has become so boring!

I am looking for some fun in the Harlow area and to roleplay HOT
ZOMBIE SEX. I mean it. I know it sounds really ridiculous, but I've
always loved zombies and the undead, and I've always loved sex, so I
want to mix the two. Additionally, I've seen (and am friends with)
some really cute zombie girls, and I could really enjoy the mix of
horror, terror, shock value in others, and, y'know. Sex.

I'll dress up like an office professional or something like that, in
some clothes I don't care about, and pretend to be doing some work in
an office or something. Maybe then I'll listen to BBC Essex radio and
look shocked, act scared, peer out a mimed window or something, and
then you batter on the door. And batter, and batter, and push -- and
break in! And I let out a blood-curdling shriek, and you lunge at me
and rip my clothes apart and splatter fake blood all over me (we'll
use a tarp on the floor, to be polite), and proceed to savagely
violate me. Or something like that -- I'm not really tied to that
exact SCENE, but I think something that goes that way would be fun.

Requirements:
Be attractive -- sorry, I know, an attractive zombie, but it's
possible. HWP, at the very least.
Know how to *act like a zombie*. I am specifically looking for someone
with *zombie experience*. In Harlow, I don't think this is asking a
lot.
Be able to *look like a zombie*. This means dressing the part and
knowing how to appropriately do your makeup.
Don't be shy. You're going to be dressed like a zombie and growling
and groaning and spattering fake blood and all else everywhere. In
public. To an audience that may not even be that into it (but I bet
they will be!)

I'm *not* posting pictures of me this go round for obvious reasons,
but if you mail me you're of course welcome to a ton. I'm very
handsome.

I am *so* into this idea.

I am primarily looking for a *FEMALE*. Males will be *considered*, but
are not really what I'm up for. If you are, however, a *zombie
couple*, that's acceptable. To that end:

I'm really looking forward to hearing from someone.