The planet Mars, having inexplicably wobbled in its' orbit, plunged the
time space continu-um into chaos! Galaxies started to implode, moons
left their orbits, black holes were turning white, light years took
only weeks. JC being the duty god gathered all the majors together,
this was a big one! Each was assigned a task to bring back order to the
spheres (Strange no female Gods?) Each was playing his part, even the
lesser, fringe and crackpots were there. Suddenly JC called "HALT! Wait
a minute"... He then bent his ear Earthwards and listened for a
moment??..
He then said in a loud voice "Your welcome and enjoy your meal". "OK
lads back to work!"