Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
working under your vehicle...

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
of a Crestview couple who drove  their car to
Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with
the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.

The wife returned later to see a small group of
people  near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a
pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his  lack of
underpants turned private parts into glaringly public
ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
and tucked everything back into place.

On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
found herself  staring at her husband who was standing
idly by.

The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
his forehead.

Hello Jon
I beat you by two days

Heading can this be




"JonDown"  wrote in message 
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> Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
> working under your vehicle...
>
> From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story
> of a Crestview couple who drove  their car to
> Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the
> parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with
> the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot.
>
> The wife returned later to see a small group of
> people  near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a
> pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
> Although the man was in shorts, his  lack of
> underpants turned private parts into glaringly public
> ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully
> stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,
> and tucked everything back into place.
>
> On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and
> found herself  staring at her husband who was standing
> idly by.
>
> The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in
> his forehead.
>
>
>

"Leslie"  wrote in message 
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> Hello Jon
> I beat you by two days
>
> Heading can this be

What???

Jon~

JonDown wrote:
> Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when
> working under your vehicle...


LOL...

Jon fucked it uuuuuuuuppppp!
Jon fucked it uuuuuuuuppppp!

http://spaces.msn.com/dcjtee/

Jon
look at my post 2.4.2006. heading reads can this be

                     .................Leslie


"JonDown"  wrote in message 
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>
> "Leslie"  wrote in message 
> news:v9qdnY-Qed5yBHrenZ2dnUVZ8qqdnZ2d@pipex.net...
>> Hello Jon
>> I beat you by two days
>>
>> Heading can this be
>
> What???
>
> Jon~
>