Gordon Broon Shite is really Mr Globby !  Globby Globby Globby !
 ......aaaaaaagh !

"Pellucid"  wrote in message
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> Gordon Broon Shite is really Mr Globby !  Globby Globby Globby !
>  ......aaaaaaagh !
>
 MR GLOBBY

10 seconds... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... Ignition... Lift off

Globby, oh Mr Globby, if only you could make us understand,
Globby, oh Mr Globby, your influence will spread throughout the land

Let's hear it for Mr Globby
(Globby, Globby, Globby)

His philosophy of life will steer him through
And as far as he can see
He's the same as you and you
There's nothing in the world he cannot do

No hill too high, no desert too dry
No road too long, no tide too strong
No bridge too far, -he's not got a car !
No slope to steep, no thought too deep
No star too bright, no squeeze too tight
No tale too tall, no cat too cool
No bass too low, he'll give it a go
No end to his talents, no sense of balance

Globby, oh Mr Globby, when disaster strikes you never get depressed
Globby, oh Mr Globby, you'll always prove that Globby is the best

Although he's unconventional in his humour
His philosophy of life will steer him through more,
And despite the limitation
Of his poor co-ordination
He knows he'll show the world a thing or two

(Globby, Globby, Globby)

Globby, Mr Globby, you're the guy who puts the do in do or die
Globby, Mr Globby, your deeds are guaranteed to stupefy

No ride too rough, no test too tough
No act too slick, no race too quick
No shot too hot, he'll hit the spot
No style too chic, no joke too weak
No chance too slim, no fate too grim
No foe too strog, no odds too long
No price too high, he's put some by
No dodge, no doubt, no backing out

Globby, oh Mr Globby, if humanity's a question of degree, why are you the
colour of pee?
Globby, Mr Globby, stay loyal to your Blobby pedigree
Globby, oh Mr Globby, you're the one who bears the pink and yellow crest
Globby, Mr Globby, you'll always prove that Blobby was the best.

Pellucid wrote:
> Globby, Mr Globby, you'll always prove that Blobby was the best.
> 
> 
> 
> 

I would suggest Prosac

"KJ"  wrote in message
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> Pellucid wrote:
>> Globby, Mr Globby, you'll always prove that Blobby was the best.
>>
>>
>>
>>
>
> I would suggest Prosac

Preferably 200 of them, washed down with a gallon of meths.

"KJ"  wrote in message
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> Pellucid wrote:
> > Globby, Mr Globby, you'll always prove that Blobby was the best.
> >
> >
> >
> >
>
> I would suggest Prosac
>
Prozac is an antidepressant,   I'm not depressed, just amazed ! -by the
imbeciles that 'run' this Country !
.

Dear Mr. Pellucid,

Your application to be poet laureate has been received at Buckingham Palace.

We will let you know.

signed

A. Limerick
Keeper of the Queen's Poems.

"Pellucid"  wrote in message 
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> "Pellucid"  wrote in message
> news:k_adnWBuQP3g-PPVnZ2dnUVZ8rOdnZ2d@brightview.com...
>> Gordon Broon Shite is really Mr Globby !  Globby Globby Globby !
>>  ......aaaaaaagh !

Snip two tiresome verses in the style of  "Ode to a lump of green putty I 
found in my armpit on midsummer morning".

see
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogon_poetry
and
http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Ode_To_A_Small_Lump_Of_Green_Putty_I_Found_In_My_Armpit_One_Midsummer_Morning
© 1979 Douglas Adams

"R. Mark Clayton"  wrote in message
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> Dear Mr. Pellucid,
>
> Your application to be poet laureate has been received at Buckingham
Palace.
>
> We will let you know.
>
> signed
>
> A. Limerick
> Keeper of the Queen's Poems.
>
> "Pellucid"  wrote in message
> news:paidnYksj--U7_PVnZ2dnUVZ8tzinZ2d@brightview.com...
> > "Pellucid"  wrote in message
> > news:k_adnWBuQP3g-PPVnZ2dnUVZ8rOdnZ2d@brightview.com...
> >> Gordon Broon Shite is really Mr Globby !  Globby Globby Globby !
> >>  ......aaaaaaagh !
>
> Snip two tiresome verses in the style of  "Ode to a lump of green putty I
> found in my armpit on midsummer morning".
>
> see
> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vogon_poetry
> and
>
http://hitchhikers.wikia.com/wiki/Ode_To_A_Small_Lump_Of_Green_Putty_I_Found
_In_My_Armpit_One_Midsummer_Morning
> © 1979 Douglas Adams
>
Your obscurantinist nonsense is wonderful ! !   -keep it up !
.

"Pellucid"  wrote in message 
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> "Pellucid"  wrote in message
> news:k_adnWBuQP3g-PPVnZ2dnUVZ8rOdnZ2d@brightview.com...
>> Gordon Broon Shite is really Mr Globby !  Globby Globby Globby !
>>  ......aaaaaaagh !
>>
> MR GLOBBY
>
> 10 seconds... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... Ignition... Lift off
>
> Globby, oh Mr Globby, if only you could make us understand,
> Globby, oh Mr Globby, your influence will spread throughout the land
>
> Let's hear it for Mr Globby
> (Globby, Globby, Globby)
>
> His philosophy of life will steer him through
> And as far as he can see
> He's the same as you and you
> There's nothing in the world he cannot do
>
> No hill too high, no desert too dry
> No road too long, no tide too strong
> No bridge too far, -he's not got a car !
> No slope to steep, no thought too deep
> No star too bright, no squeeze too tight
> No tale too tall, no cat too cool
> No bass too low, he'll give it a go
> No end to his talents, no sense of balance
>
> Globby, oh Mr Globby, when disaster strikes you never get depressed
> Globby, oh Mr Globby, you'll always prove that Globby is the best
>
> Although he's unconventional in his humour
> His philosophy of life will steer him through more,
> And despite the limitation
> Of his poor co-ordination
> He knows he'll show the world a thing or two
>
> (Globby, Globby, Globby)
>
> Globby, Mr Globby, you're the guy who puts the do in do or die
> Globby, Mr Globby, your deeds are guaranteed to stupefy
>
> No ride too rough, no test too tough
> No act too slick, no race too quick
> No shot too hot, he'll hit the spot
> No style too chic, no joke too weak
> No chance too slim, no fate too grim
> No foe too strog, no odds too long
> No price too high, he's put some by
> No dodge, no doubt, no backing out
>
> Globby, oh Mr Globby, if humanity's a question of degree, why are you the
> colour of pee?
> Globby, Mr Globby, stay loyal to your Blobby pedigree
> Globby, oh Mr Globby, you're the one who bears the pink and yellow crest
> Globby, Mr Globby, you'll always prove that Blobby was the best.
>

Official:  Vogon poetry is actually the fourth worst in the galaxy.