PSALM 23

The Lord is my Shepherd,
I shall not want.
He makes me lie down in green pastures;

He leads me beside still waters;
He restores my soul.
He leads me in right paths
For His Name's sake.

Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
I fear no evil;
For you are with me;
Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.

You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
You anoint my head with oil;
My cup overflows.

Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
All the days of my life.
And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
My whole life long.

"Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
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> PSALM 23
>
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.
> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
>
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>
> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;
> My cup overflows.
>
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.

Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
true?

Graham

"Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
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> PSALM 23
>
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.
> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
>
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>
> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;
> My cup overflows.
>
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.

Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
true?

Graham

Grey wrote:
> "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
> news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
>> PSALM 23
>>
>> The Lord is my Shepherd,
>> I shall not want.
>> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>>
>> He leads me beside still waters;
>> He restores my soul.
>> He leads me in right paths
>> For His Name's sake.
>>
>> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
>> I fear no evil;
>> For you are with me;
>> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>>
>> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
>> You anoint my head with oil;
>> My cup overflows.
>>
>> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
>> All the days of my life.
>> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
>> My whole life long.
> 
> Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
> true?
> 
> Graham
> 
> 
if the Lord is a shepard then he must supply Tesco or just go out of 
business.

Craig Marshall wrote:
> PSALM 23
> 
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.

I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as

"The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).

> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
> 
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
> 
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
> 

Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.

> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;

Our hymn was:

"My head Thou dost with oil anoint",

Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting" bit



> My cup overflows.
> 
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.
> 

Any other Hymn mishearings?

In message , Doh  
writes
>
>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>
Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

>
>
>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

"Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
> PSALM 23
>
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.
> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
>
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>
> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;
> My cup overflows.
>
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.

Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
true?

Graham

Grey wrote:
> "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
> news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
>> PSALM 23
>>
>> The Lord is my Shepherd,
>> I shall not want.
>> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>>
>> He leads me beside still waters;
>> He restores my soul.
>> He leads me in right paths
>> For His Name's sake.
>>
>> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
>> I fear no evil;
>> For you are with me;
>> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>>
>> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
>> You anoint my head with oil;
>> My cup overflows.
>>
>> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
>> All the days of my life.
>> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
>> My whole life long.
> 
> Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
> true?
> 
> Graham
> 
> 
if the Lord is a shepard then he must supply Tesco or just go out of 
business.

Craig Marshall wrote:
> PSALM 23
> 
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.

I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as

"The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).

> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
> 
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
> 
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
> 

Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.

> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;

Our hymn was:

"My head Thou dost with oil anoint",

Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting" bit



> My cup overflows.
> 
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.
> 

Any other Hymn mishearings?

In message , Doh  
writes
>
>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>
Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

>
>
>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

In news:xY2dnYOkaedE3bjbnZ2dnUVZ8tqinZ2d@bt.com,
Grey  typed:
| "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message
| news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
|
| Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to
| think is true?
|
| Graham

The 23rd Psalm a quote ?
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:58l3dhF2hnkmmU1@mid.individual.net,
Doh  typed:
| Craig Marshall wrote:
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|
| I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as
|
| "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).
|
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|
| Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.
|
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|
| Our hymn was:
|
| "My head Thou dost with oil anoint",
|
| Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting"
| bit
|
|
|
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
||
|
| Any other Hymn mishearings?

I never got the oil bit either.  I always got a bit fed up of hearing "The 
Lord's My Shepherd" as it was used at family funerals.  Some people don't 
like "Abide With Me" as it reminds them of family funerals when they always 
play it at the FA Cup final.
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk,
Jane Sullivan  typed:
| In message , Doh 
| writes
||
|| Any other Hymn mishearings?
||
| Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

I always leave stuff like this alone when pissed and stick to classics like 
"Paddy McGinty's Goat".
-- 
Count Baldoni

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell and spirituality is for those 
who have already been there.

The bible has no more validity than that other philadering money making crap 
written by L.Ron Hubbard. Its all chinese whispers and exagerated BS.



"Jane Sullivan"  wrote in message 
news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Doh  
> writes
>>
>>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>>
> Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?
>
>>
>>
>>
>
> -- 
> Jane Sullivan

"Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
> PSALM 23
>
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.
> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
>
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>
> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;
> My cup overflows.
>
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.

Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
true?

Graham

Grey wrote:
> "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
> news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
>> PSALM 23
>>
>> The Lord is my Shepherd,
>> I shall not want.
>> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>>
>> He leads me beside still waters;
>> He restores my soul.
>> He leads me in right paths
>> For His Name's sake.
>>
>> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
>> I fear no evil;
>> For you are with me;
>> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>>
>> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
>> You anoint my head with oil;
>> My cup overflows.
>>
>> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
>> All the days of my life.
>> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
>> My whole life long.
> 
> Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
> true?
> 
> Graham
> 
> 
if the Lord is a shepard then he must supply Tesco or just go out of 
business.

Craig Marshall wrote:
> PSALM 23
> 
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.

I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as

"The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).

> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
> 
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
> 
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
> 

Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.

> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;

Our hymn was:

"My head Thou dost with oil anoint",

Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting" bit



> My cup overflows.
> 
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.
> 

Any other Hymn mishearings?

In message , Doh  
writes
>
>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>
Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

>
>
>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

In news:xY2dnYOkaedE3bjbnZ2dnUVZ8tqinZ2d@bt.com,
Grey  typed:
| "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message
| news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
|
| Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to
| think is true?
|
| Graham

The 23rd Psalm a quote ?
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:58l3dhF2hnkmmU1@mid.individual.net,
Doh  typed:
| Craig Marshall wrote:
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|
| I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as
|
| "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).
|
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|
| Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.
|
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|
| Our hymn was:
|
| "My head Thou dost with oil anoint",
|
| Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting"
| bit
|
|
|
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
||
|
| Any other Hymn mishearings?

I never got the oil bit either.  I always got a bit fed up of hearing "The 
Lord's My Shepherd" as it was used at family funerals.  Some people don't 
like "Abide With Me" as it reminds them of family funerals when they always 
play it at the FA Cup final.
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk,
Jane Sullivan  typed:
| In message , Doh 
| writes
||
|| Any other Hymn mishearings?
||
| Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

I always leave stuff like this alone when pissed and stick to classics like 
"Paddy McGinty's Goat".
-- 
Count Baldoni

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell and spirituality is for those 
who have already been there.

The bible has no more validity than that other philadering money making crap 
written by L.Ron Hubbard. Its all chinese whispers and exagerated BS.



"Jane Sullivan"  wrote in message 
news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Doh  
> writes
>>
>>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>>
> Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?
>
>>
>>
>>
>
> -- 
> Jane Sullivan

"Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
> PSALM 23
>
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.
> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
>
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>
> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;
> My cup overflows.
>
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.

Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
true?

Graham

Grey wrote:
> "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
> news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
>> PSALM 23
>>
>> The Lord is my Shepherd,
>> I shall not want.
>> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>>
>> He leads me beside still waters;
>> He restores my soul.
>> He leads me in right paths
>> For His Name's sake.
>>
>> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
>> I fear no evil;
>> For you are with me;
>> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>>
>> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
>> You anoint my head with oil;
>> My cup overflows.
>>
>> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
>> All the days of my life.
>> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
>> My whole life long.
> 
> Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
> true?
> 
> Graham
> 
> 
if the Lord is a shepard then he must supply Tesco or just go out of 
business.

Craig Marshall wrote:
> PSALM 23
> 
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.

I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as

"The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).

> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
> 
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
> 
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
> 

Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.

> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;

Our hymn was:

"My head Thou dost with oil anoint",

Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting" bit



> My cup overflows.
> 
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.
> 

Any other Hymn mishearings?

In message , Doh  
writes
>
>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>
Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

>
>
>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

In news:xY2dnYOkaedE3bjbnZ2dnUVZ8tqinZ2d@bt.com,
Grey  typed:
| "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message
| news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
|
| Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to
| think is true?
|
| Graham

The 23rd Psalm a quote ?
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:58l3dhF2hnkmmU1@mid.individual.net,
Doh  typed:
| Craig Marshall wrote:
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|
| I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as
|
| "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).
|
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|
| Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.
|
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|
| Our hymn was:
|
| "My head Thou dost with oil anoint",
|
| Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting"
| bit
|
|
|
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
||
|
| Any other Hymn mishearings?

I never got the oil bit either.  I always got a bit fed up of hearing "The 
Lord's My Shepherd" as it was used at family funerals.  Some people don't 
like "Abide With Me" as it reminds them of family funerals when they always 
play it at the FA Cup final.
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk,
Jane Sullivan  typed:
| In message , Doh 
| writes
||
|| Any other Hymn mishearings?
||
| Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

I always leave stuff like this alone when pissed and stick to classics like 
"Paddy McGinty's Goat".
-- 
Count Baldoni

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell and spirituality is for those 
who have already been there.

The bible has no more validity than that other philadering money making crap 
written by L.Ron Hubbard. Its all chinese whispers and exagerated BS.



"Jane Sullivan"  wrote in message 
news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Doh  
> writes
>>
>>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>>
> Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?
>
>>
>>
>>
>
> -- 
> Jane Sullivan

Shepherd,
Great batsman in his day :-)

In news:l3qVh.8252$537.4663@newsfe5-win.ntli.net,
Tommy  typed:
| Shepherd,
| Great batsman in his day :-)

Yes indeed he was.

Which reminds me it is now time to sack Duncan Fletcher stop our players 
pissing it up and get their fitness levels up to that of the Aussies and 
South Africans.
-- 
Count Baldoni

"Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
> PSALM 23
>
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.
> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
>
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>
> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;
> My cup overflows.
>
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.

Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
true?

Graham

Grey wrote:
> "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
> news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
>> PSALM 23
>>
>> The Lord is my Shepherd,
>> I shall not want.
>> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>>
>> He leads me beside still waters;
>> He restores my soul.
>> He leads me in right paths
>> For His Name's sake.
>>
>> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
>> I fear no evil;
>> For you are with me;
>> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>>
>> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
>> You anoint my head with oil;
>> My cup overflows.
>>
>> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
>> All the days of my life.
>> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
>> My whole life long.
> 
> Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
> true?
> 
> Graham
> 
> 
if the Lord is a shepard then he must supply Tesco or just go out of 
business.

Craig Marshall wrote:
> PSALM 23
> 
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.

I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as

"The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).

> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
> 
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
> 
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
> 

Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.

> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;

Our hymn was:

"My head Thou dost with oil anoint",

Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting" bit



> My cup overflows.
> 
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.
> 

Any other Hymn mishearings?

In message , Doh  
writes
>
>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>
Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

>
>
>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

In news:xY2dnYOkaedE3bjbnZ2dnUVZ8tqinZ2d@bt.com,
Grey  typed:
| "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message
| news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
|
| Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to
| think is true?
|
| Graham

The 23rd Psalm a quote ?
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:58l3dhF2hnkmmU1@mid.individual.net,
Doh  typed:
| Craig Marshall wrote:
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|
| I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as
|
| "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).
|
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|
| Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.
|
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|
| Our hymn was:
|
| "My head Thou dost with oil anoint",
|
| Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting"
| bit
|
|
|
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
||
|
| Any other Hymn mishearings?

I never got the oil bit either.  I always got a bit fed up of hearing "The 
Lord's My Shepherd" as it was used at family funerals.  Some people don't 
like "Abide With Me" as it reminds them of family funerals when they always 
play it at the FA Cup final.
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk,
Jane Sullivan  typed:
| In message , Doh 
| writes
||
|| Any other Hymn mishearings?
||
| Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

I always leave stuff like this alone when pissed and stick to classics like 
"Paddy McGinty's Goat".
-- 
Count Baldoni

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell and spirituality is for those 
who have already been there.

The bible has no more validity than that other philadering money making crap 
written by L.Ron Hubbard. Its all chinese whispers and exagerated BS.



"Jane Sullivan"  wrote in message 
news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Doh  
> writes
>>
>>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>>
> Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?
>
>>
>>
>>
>
> -- 
> Jane Sullivan

Shepherd,
Great batsman in his day :-)

In news:l3qVh.8252$537.4663@newsfe5-win.ntli.net,
Tommy  typed:
| Shepherd,
| Great batsman in his day :-)

Yes indeed he was.

Which reminds me it is now time to sack Duncan Fletcher stop our players 
pissing it up and get their fitness levels up to that of the Aussies and 
South Africans.
-- 
Count Baldoni

"Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
> PSALM 23
>
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.
> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
>
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>
> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;
> My cup overflows.
>
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.

Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
true?

Graham

Grey wrote:
> "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
> news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
>> PSALM 23
>>
>> The Lord is my Shepherd,
>> I shall not want.
>> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>>
>> He leads me beside still waters;
>> He restores my soul.
>> He leads me in right paths
>> For His Name's sake.
>>
>> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
>> I fear no evil;
>> For you are with me;
>> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>>
>> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
>> You anoint my head with oil;
>> My cup overflows.
>>
>> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
>> All the days of my life.
>> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
>> My whole life long.
> 
> Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
> true?
> 
> Graham
> 
> 
if the Lord is a shepard then he must supply Tesco or just go out of 
business.

Craig Marshall wrote:
> PSALM 23
> 
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.

I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as

"The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).

> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
> 
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
> 
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
> 

Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.

> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;

Our hymn was:

"My head Thou dost with oil anoint",

Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting" bit



> My cup overflows.
> 
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.
> 

Any other Hymn mishearings?

In message , Doh  
writes
>
>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>
Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

>
>
>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

In news:xY2dnYOkaedE3bjbnZ2dnUVZ8tqinZ2d@bt.com,
Grey  typed:
| "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message
| news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
|
| Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to
| think is true?
|
| Graham

The 23rd Psalm a quote ?
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:58l3dhF2hnkmmU1@mid.individual.net,
Doh  typed:
| Craig Marshall wrote:
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|
| I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as
|
| "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).
|
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|
| Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.
|
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|
| Our hymn was:
|
| "My head Thou dost with oil anoint",
|
| Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting"
| bit
|
|
|
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
||
|
| Any other Hymn mishearings?

I never got the oil bit either.  I always got a bit fed up of hearing "The 
Lord's My Shepherd" as it was used at family funerals.  Some people don't 
like "Abide With Me" as it reminds them of family funerals when they always 
play it at the FA Cup final.
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk,
Jane Sullivan  typed:
| In message , Doh 
| writes
||
|| Any other Hymn mishearings?
||
| Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

I always leave stuff like this alone when pissed and stick to classics like 
"Paddy McGinty's Goat".
-- 
Count Baldoni

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell and spirituality is for those 
who have already been there.

The bible has no more validity than that other philadering money making crap 
written by L.Ron Hubbard. Its all chinese whispers and exagerated BS.



"Jane Sullivan"  wrote in message 
news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Doh  
> writes
>>
>>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>>
> Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?
>
>>
>>
>>
>
> -- 
> Jane Sullivan

Shepherd,
Great batsman in his day :-)

In news:l3qVh.8252$537.4663@newsfe5-win.ntli.net,
Tommy  typed:
| Shepherd,
| Great batsman in his day :-)

Yes indeed he was.

Which reminds me it is now time to sack Duncan Fletcher stop our players 
pissing it up and get their fitness levels up to that of the Aussies and 
South Africans.
-- 
Count Baldoni

"Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
> PSALM 23
>
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.
> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
>
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>
> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;
> My cup overflows.
>
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.

Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
true?

Graham

Grey wrote:
> "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
> news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
>> PSALM 23
>>
>> The Lord is my Shepherd,
>> I shall not want.
>> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>>
>> He leads me beside still waters;
>> He restores my soul.
>> He leads me in right paths
>> For His Name's sake.
>>
>> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
>> I fear no evil;
>> For you are with me;
>> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>>
>> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
>> You anoint my head with oil;
>> My cup overflows.
>>
>> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
>> All the days of my life.
>> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
>> My whole life long.
> 
> Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
> true?
> 
> Graham
> 
> 
if the Lord is a shepard then he must supply Tesco or just go out of 
business.

Craig Marshall wrote:
> PSALM 23
> 
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.

I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as

"The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).

> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
> 
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
> 
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
> 

Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.

> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;

Our hymn was:

"My head Thou dost with oil anoint",

Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting" bit



> My cup overflows.
> 
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.
> 

Any other Hymn mishearings?

In message , Doh  
writes
>
>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>
Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

>
>
>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

In news:xY2dnYOkaedE3bjbnZ2dnUVZ8tqinZ2d@bt.com,
Grey  typed:
| "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message
| news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
|
| Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to
| think is true?
|
| Graham

The 23rd Psalm a quote ?
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:58l3dhF2hnkmmU1@mid.individual.net,
Doh  typed:
| Craig Marshall wrote:
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|
| I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as
|
| "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).
|
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|
| Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.
|
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|
| Our hymn was:
|
| "My head Thou dost with oil anoint",
|
| Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting"
| bit
|
|
|
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
||
|
| Any other Hymn mishearings?

I never got the oil bit either.  I always got a bit fed up of hearing "The 
Lord's My Shepherd" as it was used at family funerals.  Some people don't 
like "Abide With Me" as it reminds them of family funerals when they always 
play it at the FA Cup final.
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk,
Jane Sullivan  typed:
| In message , Doh 
| writes
||
|| Any other Hymn mishearings?
||
| Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

I always leave stuff like this alone when pissed and stick to classics like 
"Paddy McGinty's Goat".
-- 
Count Baldoni

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell and spirituality is for those 
who have already been there.

The bible has no more validity than that other philadering money making crap 
written by L.Ron Hubbard. Its all chinese whispers and exagerated BS.



"Jane Sullivan"  wrote in message 
news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Doh  
> writes
>>
>>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>>
> Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?
>
>>
>>
>>
>
> -- 
> Jane Sullivan

Shepherd,
Great batsman in his day :-)

In news:l3qVh.8252$537.4663@newsfe5-win.ntli.net,
Tommy  typed:
| Shepherd,
| Great batsman in his day :-)

Yes indeed he was.

Which reminds me it is now time to sack Duncan Fletcher stop our players 
pissing it up and get their fitness levels up to that of the Aussies and 
South Africans.
-- 
Count Baldoni

"Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
> PSALM 23
>
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.
> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
>
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>
> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;
> My cup overflows.
>
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.

Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
true?

Graham

Grey wrote:
> "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
> news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
>> PSALM 23
>>
>> The Lord is my Shepherd,
>> I shall not want.
>> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>>
>> He leads me beside still waters;
>> He restores my soul.
>> He leads me in right paths
>> For His Name's sake.
>>
>> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
>> I fear no evil;
>> For you are with me;
>> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>>
>> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
>> You anoint my head with oil;
>> My cup overflows.
>>
>> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
>> All the days of my life.
>> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
>> My whole life long.
> 
> Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
> true?
> 
> Graham
> 
> 
if the Lord is a shepard then he must supply Tesco or just go out of 
business.

Craig Marshall wrote:
> PSALM 23
> 
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.

I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as

"The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).

> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
> 
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
> 
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
> 

Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.

> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;

Our hymn was:

"My head Thou dost with oil anoint",

Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting" bit



> My cup overflows.
> 
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.
> 

Any other Hymn mishearings?

In message , Doh  
writes
>
>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>
Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

>
>
>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

In news:xY2dnYOkaedE3bjbnZ2dnUVZ8tqinZ2d@bt.com,
Grey  typed:
| "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message
| news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
|
| Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to
| think is true?
|
| Graham

The 23rd Psalm a quote ?
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:58l3dhF2hnkmmU1@mid.individual.net,
Doh  typed:
| Craig Marshall wrote:
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|
| I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as
|
| "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).
|
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|
| Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.
|
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|
| Our hymn was:
|
| "My head Thou dost with oil anoint",
|
| Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting"
| bit
|
|
|
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
||
|
| Any other Hymn mishearings?

I never got the oil bit either.  I always got a bit fed up of hearing "The 
Lord's My Shepherd" as it was used at family funerals.  Some people don't 
like "Abide With Me" as it reminds them of family funerals when they always 
play it at the FA Cup final.
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk,
Jane Sullivan  typed:
| In message , Doh 
| writes
||
|| Any other Hymn mishearings?
||
| Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

I always leave stuff like this alone when pissed and stick to classics like 
"Paddy McGinty's Goat".
-- 
Count Baldoni

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell and spirituality is for those 
who have already been there.

The bible has no more validity than that other philadering money making crap 
written by L.Ron Hubbard. Its all chinese whispers and exagerated BS.



"Jane Sullivan"  wrote in message 
news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Doh  
> writes
>>
>>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>>
> Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?
>
>>
>>
>>
>
> -- 
> Jane Sullivan

Shepherd,
Great batsman in his day :-)

In news:l3qVh.8252$537.4663@newsfe5-win.ntli.net,
Tommy  typed:
| Shepherd,
| Great batsman in his day :-)

Yes indeed he was.

Which reminds me it is now time to sack Duncan Fletcher stop our players 
pissing it up and get their fitness levels up to that of the Aussies and 
South Africans.
-- 
Count Baldoni

"Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
> PSALM 23
>
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.
> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
>
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>
> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;
> My cup overflows.
>
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.

Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
true?

Graham

Grey wrote:
> "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
> news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
>> PSALM 23
>>
>> The Lord is my Shepherd,
>> I shall not want.
>> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>>
>> He leads me beside still waters;
>> He restores my soul.
>> He leads me in right paths
>> For His Name's sake.
>>
>> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
>> I fear no evil;
>> For you are with me;
>> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>>
>> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
>> You anoint my head with oil;
>> My cup overflows.
>>
>> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
>> All the days of my life.
>> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
>> My whole life long.
> 
> Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
> true?
> 
> Graham
> 
> 
if the Lord is a shepard then he must supply Tesco or just go out of 
business.

Craig Marshall wrote:
> PSALM 23
> 
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.

I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as

"The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).

> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
> 
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
> 
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
> 

Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.

> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;

Our hymn was:

"My head Thou dost with oil anoint",

Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting" bit



> My cup overflows.
> 
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.
> 

Any other Hymn mishearings?

In message , Doh  
writes
>
>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>
Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

>
>
>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

In news:xY2dnYOkaedE3bjbnZ2dnUVZ8tqinZ2d@bt.com,
Grey  typed:
| "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message
| news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
|
| Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to
| think is true?
|
| Graham

The 23rd Psalm a quote ?
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:58l3dhF2hnkmmU1@mid.individual.net,
Doh  typed:
| Craig Marshall wrote:
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|
| I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as
|
| "The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).
|
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|
| Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.
|
|| You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
|| You anoint my head with oil;
|
| Our hymn was:
|
| "My head Thou dost with oil anoint",
|
| Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting"
| bit
|
|
|
|| My cup overflows.
||
|| Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
|| All the days of my life.
|| And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
|| My whole life long.
||
|
| Any other Hymn mishearings?

I never got the oil bit either.  I always got a bit fed up of hearing "The 
Lord's My Shepherd" as it was used at family funerals.  Some people don't 
like "Abide With Me" as it reminds them of family funerals when they always 
play it at the FA Cup final.
-- 
Count Baldoni

In news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk,
Jane Sullivan  typed:
| In message , Doh 
| writes
||
|| Any other Hymn mishearings?
||
| Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

I always leave stuff like this alone when pissed and stick to classics like 
"Paddy McGinty's Goat".
-- 
Count Baldoni

Religion is for people afraid of going to hell and spirituality is for those 
who have already been there.

The bible has no more validity than that other philadering money making crap 
written by L.Ron Hubbard. Its all chinese whispers and exagerated BS.



"Jane Sullivan"  wrote in message 
news:1p6xNYIgebJGFAvg@yddraiggoch.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Doh  
> writes
>>
>>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>>
> Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?
>
>>
>>
>>
>
> -- 
> Jane Sullivan

Shepherd,
Great batsman in his day :-)

In news:l3qVh.8252$537.4663@newsfe5-win.ntli.net,
Tommy  typed:
| Shepherd,
| Great batsman in his day :-)

Yes indeed he was.

Which reminds me it is now time to sack Duncan Fletcher stop our players 
pissing it up and get their fitness levels up to that of the Aussies and 
South Africans.
-- 
Count Baldoni

Craig Marshall  carefully scribbled 
news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com:

Not another one whose into sheep, pl-ease!

"Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
> PSALM 23
>
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.
> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
>
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>
> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;
> My cup overflows.
>
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.

Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
true?

Graham

Grey wrote:
> "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message 
> news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
>> PSALM 23
>>
>> The Lord is my Shepherd,
>> I shall not want.
>> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
>>
>> He leads me beside still waters;
>> He restores my soul.
>> He leads me in right paths
>> For His Name's sake.
>>
>> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
>> I fear no evil;
>> For you are with me;
>> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
>>
>> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
>> You anoint my head with oil;
>> My cup overflows.
>>
>> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
>> All the days of my life.
>> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
>> My whole life long.
> 
> Any other quotes from that book of fictional stories you seem to think is 
> true?
> 
> Graham
> 
> 
if the Lord is a shepard then he must supply Tesco or just go out of 
business.

Craig Marshall wrote:
> PSALM 23
> 
> The Lord is my Shepherd,
> I shall not want.

I learnt this psalm as a hymn in school and understood it as

"The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall NOT want (him hanging around me).

> He makes me lie down in green pastures;
> 
> He leads me beside still waters;
> He restores my soul.
> He leads me in right paths
> For His Name's sake.
> 
> Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
> I fear no evil;
> For you are with me;
> Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
> 

Lots of counsellors to help - one called Rod.

> You prepare a table before me in the presence of my enemies,
> You anoint my head with oil;

Our hymn was:

"My head Thou dost with oil anoint",

Which I thought was like Oil of Ulay but didn't grasp the "dusting" bit



> My cup overflows.
> 
> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me
> All the days of my life.
> And I shall dwell in the house of the Lord
> My whole life long.
> 

Any other Hymn mishearings?

In message , Doh  
writes
>
>Any other Hymn mishearings?
>
Isn't there a boozer's version somewhere?

>
>
>

-- 
Jane Sullivan

In news:xY2dnYOkaedE3bjbnZ2dnUVZ8tqinZ2d@bt.com,
Grey  typed:
| "Craig Marshall"  wrote in message
| news:s54a23ts8h2eid461k4eajh5806qu9jopv@4ax.com...
|| PSALM 23
||
|| The Lord is my Shepherd,
|| I shall not want.
|| He makes me lie down in green pastures;
||
|| He leads me beside still waters;
|| He restores my soul.
|| He leads me in right paths
|| For His Name's sake.
||
|| Even though I walk through the darkest valley,
|| I fear no evil;
|| For you are with me;
|| Your rod and Your staff - they comfort me.
||
|| You prepare a table before me in the presenc