Eternal Father,
I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
with all its love,
all its sufferings and all its merits.

First ---

To expiate all the sins
I have committed this day and during all my life.

Gloria Patri.

Second ---

To purify the good I have done poorly this day
and during all my life.

Gloria Patri.

Third ---

To supply for the good I ought to have done,
and that I have neglected this day and all my life.

Gloria Patri.

A Poor Clare sister who had just died, appeared to her Abbess who was
praying for her, and said to her: "I went straight to heaven, for, by
means of this prayer, recited every evening, I paid all my debts."

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,

Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
braised?

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
Pepper)"  writes
>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
>braised?

Heh heh. Wicked

On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:55:29 +0100, "Dave \(Sgt. Pepper\)"
 wrote:

>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
>braised?

My grandmother put them in one of those old stockpots to bubble away
for hours. Always made good gravy. Come back from a few beers at
Sunday lunchtime & eat that roast dinner! 

ColinM

Hey Billy-Bob, go an' gets the pump action outa the cupboard boy.   We got 
got another inbred retard that needs killin'.  Hell, I  hates it when 
cousins breed for three generations in a row.

-- 
Fidei Coticula Crux

jf wrote:
> In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
> Pepper)"  writes
>>
>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>> Eternal Father,
>>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>
>> Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled 
>> or braised?
> 
> Heh heh. Wicked

Pretty offal really..

Perry Ross wrote:
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,

Wouldn't that be illegal if it wasn't a delusion?

<SNIP>

> A Poor Clare sister who had just died, appeared to her Abbess who was
> praying for her, and said to her: "I went straight to heaven, for, by
> means of this prayer, recited every evening, I paid all my debts."

What a waste of a life! All that time spent praying to a myth - It's so sad 
that so many are conned this way and it's the ultimate confidence trick 
because they will never discover they've been cheated.

Slatts

What about a prayer for jobbies?

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>
So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.

"Grant"  wrote in message 
news:9a6dnZHYS7yTlLPbnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>
> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>
>>
> So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.

The man was putting the money lenders out of business ... he had it coming.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
> 
> "Grant"  wrote in message 
> news:9a6dnZHYS7yTlLPbnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>
>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>>
>>> Eternal Father,
>>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>>
>>>
>> So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.
> 
> The man was putting the money lenders out of business ... he had it coming.
> 

Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I 
say let 'em crash..

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

"BrianE"  wrote in message 
news:596ss9F2jjuibU3@mid.individual.net...
>
> Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I say 
> let 'em crash..

I doubt very much if any of the Easyjet passengers know what they are doing 
after 26 pints in the departure lounge bar Brian.  But .... yeah, I agree, 
let 'em crash.  It's the only way the council gets to recycle its EasyChav 
housing.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
> 
> "BrianE"  wrote in message 
> news:596ss9F2jjuibU3@mid.individual.net...
>>
>> Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I 
>> say let 'em crash..
> 
> I doubt very much if any of the Easyjet passengers know what they are 
> doing after 26 pints in the departure lounge bar Brian.  But .... yeah, 
> I agree, let 'em crash.  It's the only way the council gets to recycle 
> its EasyChav housing.
> 

:-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

"BrianE"  wrote in message 
news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>
> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.

Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day to give 
up thinking   ;o)

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

In message , "Dave (Sgt. Pepper)" 
 writes
>
>"BrianE"  wrote in message 
>news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
>> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>>
>> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.
>
>Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day to 
>give up thinking   ;o)
>
I didn't notice you start!
-- 
Gerbil

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...

> I didn't notice you start!

Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic condition. 
Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:06:10 +0100, "Dave \(Sgt. Pepper\)"
 wrote:

>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
>news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>
>> I didn't notice you start!
>
>Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic condition. 
>Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.


This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was also hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Mind you the big one was to
distract them from their prefered activity of randomly kniffing 
total strangers. Another failure just like all of their other
crackpot schemes. The cause! Articulate middle class idle
chatter boxes drove the vast bulk of the nuts away. The small
talk produced by the middle class wasters was stoving their
heads in and driving them to distraction. So please the few
remaining nuts alone. 

This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.

Chic M wrote:

> This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
> the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
> Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
> The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
> individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
> at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
> to rise. It was also hoped that this would reduce the incidence
> of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
> shit out of their neighbours. Mind you the big one was to
> distract them from their prefered activity of randomly kniffing 
> total strangers. Another failure just like all of their other
> crackpot schemes. The cause! Articulate middle class idle
> chatter boxes drove the vast bulk of the nuts away. The small
> talk produced by the middle class wasters was stoving their
> heads in and driving them to distraction. So please the few
> remaining nuts alone. 
> 
> This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
> 

Righto..

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

Gerbil wrote:
> In message , "Dave (Sgt. Pepper)" 
>  writes
>>
>> "BrianE"  wrote in message 
>> news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
>>> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>>>
>>> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.
>>
>> Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day 
>> to give up thinking   ;o)
>>
> I didn't notice you start!

...ed.

Pay attention at the back.

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

>This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
>the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
>Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
<snip>
>
>This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.

This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
intelligent life on the planet.

ColinM

"SteveT"  wrote in message 
news:4gt033tefgl0rs0et1k4i4ircil3jng5ai@4ax.com...
> >This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug
>>the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their
>>Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.
> <snip>
>>
>>This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
>
> This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
> they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
> truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
> intelligent life on the planet.
>


And it failed miserably.

-- 
Fidei Coticula Crux

In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
Pepper)"  writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
>news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>
>> I didn't notice you start!
>
>Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic 
>condition. Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.
>
Ah! You've started now.
-- 
Gerbil

Oso wrote:

>>> This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
>> This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
>> they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
>> truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
>> intelligent life on the planet.
> 
> And it failed miserably.

No, it worked! They found it and then took it away for observation.;-)

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,

Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
braised?

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
Pepper)"  writes
>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
>braised?

Heh heh. Wicked

On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:55:29 +0100, "Dave \(Sgt. Pepper\)"
 wrote:

>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
>braised?

My grandmother put them in one of those old stockpots to bubble away
for hours. Always made good gravy. Come back from a few beers at
Sunday lunchtime & eat that roast dinner! 

ColinM

Hey Billy-Bob, go an' gets the pump action outa the cupboard boy.   We got 
got another inbred retard that needs killin'.  Hell, I  hates it when 
cousins breed for three generations in a row.

-- 
Fidei Coticula Crux

jf wrote:
> In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
> Pepper)"  writes
>>
>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>> Eternal Father,
>>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>
>> Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled 
>> or braised?
> 
> Heh heh. Wicked

Pretty offal really..

Perry Ross wrote:
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,

Wouldn't that be illegal if it wasn't a delusion?

<SNIP>

> A Poor Clare sister who had just died, appeared to her Abbess who was
> praying for her, and said to her: "I went straight to heaven, for, by
> means of this prayer, recited every evening, I paid all my debts."

What a waste of a life! All that time spent praying to a myth - It's so sad 
that so many are conned this way and it's the ultimate confidence trick 
because they will never discover they've been cheated.

Slatts

What about a prayer for jobbies?

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>
So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.

"Grant"  wrote in message 
news:9a6dnZHYS7yTlLPbnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>
> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>
>>
> So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.

The man was putting the money lenders out of business ... he had it coming.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
> 
> "Grant"  wrote in message 
> news:9a6dnZHYS7yTlLPbnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>
>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>>
>>> Eternal Father,
>>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>>
>>>
>> So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.
> 
> The man was putting the money lenders out of business ... he had it coming.
> 

Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I 
say let 'em crash..

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

"BrianE"  wrote in message 
news:596ss9F2jjuibU3@mid.individual.net...
>
> Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I say 
> let 'em crash..

I doubt very much if any of the Easyjet passengers know what they are doing 
after 26 pints in the departure lounge bar Brian.  But .... yeah, I agree, 
let 'em crash.  It's the only way the council gets to recycle its EasyChav 
housing.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
> 
> "BrianE"  wrote in message 
> news:596ss9F2jjuibU3@mid.individual.net...
>>
>> Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I 
>> say let 'em crash..
> 
> I doubt very much if any of the Easyjet passengers know what they are 
> doing after 26 pints in the departure lounge bar Brian.  But .... yeah, 
> I agree, let 'em crash.  It's the only way the council gets to recycle 
> its EasyChav housing.
> 

:-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

"BrianE"  wrote in message 
news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>
> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.

Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day to give 
up thinking   ;o)

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

In message , "Dave (Sgt. Pepper)" 
 writes
>
>"BrianE"  wrote in message 
>news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
>> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>>
>> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.
>
>Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day to 
>give up thinking   ;o)
>
I didn't notice you start!
-- 
Gerbil

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...

> I didn't notice you start!

Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic condition. 
Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:06:10 +0100, "Dave \(Sgt. Pepper\)"
 wrote:

>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
>news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>
>> I didn't notice you start!
>
>Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic condition. 
>Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.


This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was also hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Mind you the big one was to
distract them from their prefered activity of randomly kniffing 
total strangers. Another failure just like all of their other
crackpot schemes. The cause! Articulate middle class idle
chatter boxes drove the vast bulk of the nuts away. The small
talk produced by the middle class wasters was stoving their
heads in and driving them to distraction. So please the few
remaining nuts alone. 

This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.

Chic M wrote:

> This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
> the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
> Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
> The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
> individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
> at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
> to rise. It was also hoped that this would reduce the incidence
> of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
> shit out of their neighbours. Mind you the big one was to
> distract them from their prefered activity of randomly kniffing 
> total strangers. Another failure just like all of their other
> crackpot schemes. The cause! Articulate middle class idle
> chatter boxes drove the vast bulk of the nuts away. The small
> talk produced by the middle class wasters was stoving their
> heads in and driving them to distraction. So please the few
> remaining nuts alone. 
> 
> This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
> 

Righto..

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

Gerbil wrote:
> In message , "Dave (Sgt. Pepper)" 
>  writes
>>
>> "BrianE"  wrote in message 
>> news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
>>> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>>>
>>> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.
>>
>> Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day 
>> to give up thinking   ;o)
>>
> I didn't notice you start!

...ed.

Pay attention at the back.

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

>This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
>the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
>Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
<snip>
>
>This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.

This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
intelligent life on the planet.

ColinM

"SteveT"  wrote in message 
news:4gt033tefgl0rs0et1k4i4ircil3jng5ai@4ax.com...
> >This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug
>>the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their
>>Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.
> <snip>
>>
>>This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
>
> This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
> they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
> truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
> intelligent life on the planet.
>


And it failed miserably.

-- 
Fidei Coticula Crux

In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
Pepper)"  writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
>news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>
>> I didn't notice you start!
>
>Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic 
>condition. Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.
>
Ah! You've started now.
-- 
Gerbil

Oso wrote:

>>> This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
>> This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
>> they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
>> truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
>> intelligent life on the planet.
> 
> And it failed miserably.

No, it worked! They found it and then took it away for observation.;-)

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,

Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
braised?

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
Pepper)"  writes
>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
>braised?

Heh heh. Wicked

On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:55:29 +0100, "Dave \(Sgt. Pepper\)"
 wrote:

>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
>braised?

My grandmother put them in one of those old stockpots to bubble away
for hours. Always made good gravy. Come back from a few beers at
Sunday lunchtime & eat that roast dinner! 

ColinM

Hey Billy-Bob, go an' gets the pump action outa the cupboard boy.   We got 
got another inbred retard that needs killin'.  Hell, I  hates it when 
cousins breed for three generations in a row.

-- 
Fidei Coticula Crux

jf wrote:
> In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
> Pepper)"  writes
>>
>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>> Eternal Father,
>>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>
>> Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled 
>> or braised?
> 
> Heh heh. Wicked

Pretty offal really..

Perry Ross wrote:
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,

Wouldn't that be illegal if it wasn't a delusion?

<SNIP>

> A Poor Clare sister who had just died, appeared to her Abbess who was
> praying for her, and said to her: "I went straight to heaven, for, by
> means of this prayer, recited every evening, I paid all my debts."

What a waste of a life! All that time spent praying to a myth - It's so sad 
that so many are conned this way and it's the ultimate confidence trick 
because they will never discover they've been cheated.

Slatts

What about a prayer for jobbies?

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>
So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.

"Grant"  wrote in message 
news:9a6dnZHYS7yTlLPbnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>
> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>
>>
> So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.

The man was putting the money lenders out of business ... he had it coming.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
> 
> "Grant"  wrote in message 
> news:9a6dnZHYS7yTlLPbnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>
>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>>
>>> Eternal Father,
>>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>>
>>>
>> So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.
> 
> The man was putting the money lenders out of business ... he had it coming.
> 

Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I 
say let 'em crash..

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

"BrianE"  wrote in message 
news:596ss9F2jjuibU3@mid.individual.net...
>
> Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I say 
> let 'em crash..

I doubt very much if any of the Easyjet passengers know what they are doing 
after 26 pints in the departure lounge bar Brian.  But .... yeah, I agree, 
let 'em crash.  It's the only way the council gets to recycle its EasyChav 
housing.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
> 
> "BrianE"  wrote in message 
> news:596ss9F2jjuibU3@mid.individual.net...
>>
>> Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I 
>> say let 'em crash..
> 
> I doubt very much if any of the Easyjet passengers know what they are 
> doing after 26 pints in the departure lounge bar Brian.  But .... yeah, 
> I agree, let 'em crash.  It's the only way the council gets to recycle 
> its EasyChav housing.
> 

:-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

"BrianE"  wrote in message 
news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>
> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.

Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day to give 
up thinking   ;o)

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

In message , "Dave (Sgt. Pepper)" 
 writes
>
>"BrianE"  wrote in message 
>news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
>> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>>
>> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.
>
>Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day to 
>give up thinking   ;o)
>
I didn't notice you start!
-- 
Gerbil

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...

> I didn't notice you start!

Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic condition. 
Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:06:10 +0100, "Dave \(Sgt. Pepper\)"
 wrote:

>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
>news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>
>> I didn't notice you start!
>
>Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic condition. 
>Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.


This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was also hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Mind you the big one was to
distract them from their prefered activity of randomly kniffing 
total strangers. Another failure just like all of their other
crackpot schemes. The cause! Articulate middle class idle
chatter boxes drove the vast bulk of the nuts away. The small
talk produced by the middle class wasters was stoving their
heads in and driving them to distraction. So please the few
remaining nuts alone. 

This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.

Chic M wrote:

> This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
> the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
> Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
> The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
> individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
> at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
> to rise. It was also hoped that this would reduce the incidence
> of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
> shit out of their neighbours. Mind you the big one was to
> distract them from their prefered activity of randomly kniffing 
> total strangers. Another failure just like all of their other
> crackpot schemes. The cause! Articulate middle class idle
> chatter boxes drove the vast bulk of the nuts away. The small
> talk produced by the middle class wasters was stoving their
> heads in and driving them to distraction. So please the few
> remaining nuts alone. 
> 
> This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
> 

Righto..

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

Gerbil wrote:
> In message , "Dave (Sgt. Pepper)" 
>  writes
>>
>> "BrianE"  wrote in message 
>> news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
>>> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>>>
>>> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.
>>
>> Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day 
>> to give up thinking   ;o)
>>
> I didn't notice you start!

...ed.

Pay attention at the back.

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

>This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
>the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
>Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
<snip>
>
>This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.

This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
intelligent life on the planet.

ColinM

"SteveT"  wrote in message 
news:4gt033tefgl0rs0et1k4i4ircil3jng5ai@4ax.com...
> >This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug
>>the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their
>>Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.
> <snip>
>>
>>This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
>
> This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
> they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
> truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
> intelligent life on the planet.
>


And it failed miserably.

-- 
Fidei Coticula Crux

In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
Pepper)"  writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
>news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>
>> I didn't notice you start!
>
>Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic 
>condition. Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.
>
Ah! You've started now.
-- 
Gerbil

Oso wrote:

>>> This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
>> This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
>> they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
>> truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
>> intelligent life on the planet.
> 
> And it failed miserably.

No, it worked! They found it and then took it away for observation.;-)

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,

Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
braised?

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
Pepper)"  writes
>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
>braised?

Heh heh. Wicked

On Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:55:29 +0100, "Dave \(Sgt. Pepper\)"
 wrote:

>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled or 
>braised?

My grandmother put them in one of those old stockpots to bubble away
for hours. Always made good gravy. Come back from a few beers at
Sunday lunchtime & eat that roast dinner! 

ColinM

Hey Billy-Bob, go an' gets the pump action outa the cupboard boy.   We got 
got another inbred retard that needs killin'.  Hell, I  hates it when 
cousins breed for three generations in a row.

-- 
Fidei Coticula Crux

jf wrote:
> In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
> Pepper)"  writes
>>
>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>> Eternal Father,
>>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>
>> Can you recommend a wine to go with that, and should heart be boiled 
>> or braised?
> 
> Heh heh. Wicked

Pretty offal really..

Perry Ross wrote:
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,

Wouldn't that be illegal if it wasn't a delusion?

<SNIP>

> A Poor Clare sister who had just died, appeared to her Abbess who was
> praying for her, and said to her: "I went straight to heaven, for, by
> means of this prayer, recited every evening, I paid all my debts."

What a waste of a life! All that time spent praying to a myth - It's so sad 
that so many are conned this way and it's the ultimate confidence trick 
because they will never discover they've been cheated.

Slatts

What about a prayer for jobbies?

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>
> Eternal Father,
> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>
>
So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.

"Grant"  wrote in message 
news:9a6dnZHYS7yTlLPbnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>
> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>
>> Eternal Father,
>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>
>>
> So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.

The man was putting the money lenders out of business ... he had it coming.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
> 
> "Grant"  wrote in message 
> news:9a6dnZHYS7yTlLPbnZ2dneKdnZydnZ2d@pipex.net...
>>
>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
>> news:a7op23padtamjleo9oot2jamrcrhemfhau@4ax.com...
>>>
>>> Eternal Father,
>>> I offer Thee the Sacred Heart of Jesus,
>>>
>>>
>> So it was you who crucified Jesus! you cruel bastard.
> 
> The man was putting the money lenders out of business ... he had it coming.
> 

Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I 
say let 'em crash..

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

"BrianE"  wrote in message 
news:596ss9F2jjuibU3@mid.individual.net...
>
> Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I say 
> let 'em crash..

I doubt very much if any of the Easyjet passengers know what they are doing 
after 26 pints in the departure lounge bar Brian.  But .... yeah, I agree, 
let 'em crash.  It's the only way the council gets to recycle its EasyChav 
housing.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
> 
> "BrianE"  wrote in message 
> news:596ss9F2jjuibU3@mid.individual.net...
>>
>> Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I 
>> say let 'em crash..
> 
> I doubt very much if any of the Easyjet passengers know what they are 
> doing after 26 pints in the departure lounge bar Brian.  But .... yeah, 
> I agree, let 'em crash.  It's the only way the council gets to recycle 
> its EasyChav housing.
> 

:-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

"BrianE"  wrote in message 
news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>
> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.

Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day to give 
up thinking   ;o)

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

In message , "Dave (Sgt. Pepper)" 
 writes
>
>"BrianE"  wrote in message 
>news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
>> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>>
>> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.
>
>Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day to 
>give up thinking   ;o)
>
I didn't notice you start!
-- 
Gerbil

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...

> I didn't notice you start!

Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic condition. 
Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:06:10 +0100, "Dave \(Sgt. Pepper\)"
 wrote:

>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
>news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>
>> I didn't notice you start!
>
>Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic condition. 
>Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.


This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was also hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Mind you the big one was to
distract them from their prefered activity of randomly kniffing 
total strangers. Another failure just like all of their other
crackpot schemes. The cause! Articulate middle class idle
chatter boxes drove the vast bulk of the nuts away. The small
talk produced by the middle class wasters was stoving their
heads in and driving them to distraction. So please the few
remaining nuts alone. 

This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.

Chic M wrote:

> This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
> the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
> Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
> The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
> individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
> at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
> to rise. It was also hoped that this would reduce the incidence
> of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
> shit out of their neighbours. Mind you the big one was to
> distract them from their prefered activity of randomly kniffing 
> total strangers. Another failure just like all of their other
> crackpot schemes. The cause! Articulate middle class idle
> chatter boxes drove the vast bulk of the nuts away. The small
> talk produced by the middle class wasters was stoving their
> heads in and driving them to distraction. So please the few
> remaining nuts alone. 
> 
> This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
> 

Righto..

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

Gerbil wrote:
> In message , "Dave (Sgt. Pepper)" 
>  writes
>>
>> "BrianE"  wrote in message 
>> news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
>>> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>>>
>>> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.
>>
>> Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day 
>> to give up thinking   ;o)
>>
> I didn't notice you start!

...ed.

Pay attention at the back.

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

>This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
>the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
>Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
<snip>
>
>This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.

This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
intelligent life on the planet.

ColinM

"SteveT"  wrote in message 
news:4gt033tefgl0rs0et1k4i4ircil3jng5ai@4ax.com...
> >This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug
>>the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their
>>Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.
> <snip>
>>
>>This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
>
> This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
> they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
> truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
> intelligent life on the planet.
>


And it failed miserably.

-- 
Fidei Coticula Crux

In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
Pepper)"  writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
>news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>
>> I didn't notice you start!
>
>Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic 
>condition. Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.
>
Ah! You've started now.
-- 
Gerbil

Oso wrote:

>>> This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
>> This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
>> they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
>> truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
>> intelligent life on the planet.
> 
> And it failed miserably.

No, it worked! They found it and then took it away for observation.;-)

Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
> 
> "BrianE"  wrote in message 
> news:596ss9F2jjuibU3@mid.individual.net...
>>
>> Those people knew what they were doing when they got on the plane.. I 
>> say let 'em crash..
> 
> I doubt very much if any of the Easyjet passengers know what they are 
> doing after 26 pints in the departure lounge bar Brian.  But .... yeah, 
> I agree, let 'em crash.  It's the only way the council gets to recycle 
> its EasyChav housing.
> 

:-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

"BrianE"  wrote in message 
news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>
> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.

Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day to give 
up thinking   ;o)

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

In message , "Dave (Sgt. Pepper)" 
 writes
>
>"BrianE"  wrote in message 
>news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
>> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>>
>> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.
>
>Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day to 
>give up thinking   ;o)
>
I didn't notice you start!
-- 
Gerbil

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...

> I didn't notice you start!

Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic condition. 
Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.

-- 
Dave (Sgt. Pepper)       Epsom, England
    Nikon D2X / D2Hs / D2H / D100 / Coolpix 5700
    My photo galleries at  http://www.pbase.com/davecq
    "I will not tolerate intolerance ... Doh!!"

On Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:06:10 +0100, "Dave \(Sgt. Pepper\)"
 wrote:

>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
>news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>
>> I didn't notice you start!
>
>Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic condition. 
>Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.


This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
to rise. It was also hoped that this would reduce the incidence
of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
shit out of their neighbours. Mind you the big one was to
distract them from their prefered activity of randomly kniffing 
total strangers. Another failure just like all of their other
crackpot schemes. The cause! Articulate middle class idle
chatter boxes drove the vast bulk of the nuts away. The small
talk produced by the middle class wasters was stoving their
heads in and driving them to distraction. So please the few
remaining nuts alone. 

This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.

Chic M wrote:

> This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
> the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
> Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
> The uk.local hierarchy was devised to provide an outlet for
> individuals who would otherwise spending their days sitting
> at home wearing an aluminium foil hat waiting for a full moon
> to rise. It was also hoped that this would reduce the incidence
> of nutters out there howling at the moon and frightening the
> shit out of their neighbours. Mind you the big one was to
> distract them from their prefered activity of randomly kniffing 
> total strangers. Another failure just like all of their other
> crackpot schemes. The cause! Articulate middle class idle
> chatter boxes drove the vast bulk of the nuts away. The small
> talk produced by the middle class wasters was stoving their
> heads in and driving them to distraction. So please the few
> remaining nuts alone. 
> 
> This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
> 

Righto..

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

Gerbil wrote:
> In message , "Dave (Sgt. Pepper)" 
>  writes
>>
>> "BrianE"  wrote in message 
>> news:598eihF2i2ff0U2@mid.individual.net...
>>> Dave (Sgt. Pepper) wrote:
>>>
>>> :-) That quote was from Airplane, Dave.
>>
>> Ah, I really should have spotted that ... I guess I picked a bad day 
>> to give up thinking   ;o)
>>
> I didn't notice you start!

...ed.

Pay attention at the back.

-- 
thar's gold in them thar hills

>This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug 
>the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their 
>Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy. 
<snip>
>
>This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.

This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
intelligent life on the planet.

ColinM

"SteveT"  wrote in message 
news:4gt033tefgl0rs0et1k4i4ircil3jng5ai@4ax.com...
> >This newsgroup was set up by the government to plug
>>the gaps created by the abysmal failure of their
>>Psychiatric Care in the Community Policy.
> <snip>
>>
>>This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
>
> This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
> they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
> truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
> intelligent life on the planet.
>


And it failed miserably.

-- 
Fidei Coticula Crux

In message , "Dave (Sgt. 
Pepper)"  writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
>news:kfggxeBgZ4LGFweR@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>
>> I didn't notice you start!
>
>Poor observation is a classic failure resulting from the moronic 
>condition. Even if you had a brain I doubt you'd be dangerous.
>
Ah! You've started now.
-- 
Gerbil

Oso wrote:

>>> This newsgroup is a very good example of what HMG are trying to do.
>> This can't be right. If HMG had anything to do with newsgroups then
>> they would have cost billions of pounds & still wouldn't work. The
>> truth is that newsgroups were created by aliens in an attempt to find
>> intelligent life on the planet.
> 
> And it failed miserably.

No, it worked! They found it and then took it away for observation.;-)