Prayer before the Divine Office

O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may bless Thy Holy Name;
cleanse my heart from all vain, evil, and wandering thoughts;
enlighten my understanding;
kindle my affections, that I may worthily, attentively,
and devoutly recite this office,
and may deserve to be heard before
the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
Through Christ our Lord.

Amen.

date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 18:22:10 +0100 author: Perry Ross

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
> tighten my understanding;
> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
> and devoutly open this oriffice,
> so i may deserve  head before
> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
> Through Christ our Lord.
>
> Semen.

date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 19:47:19 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>> tighten my understanding;
>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>> so i may deserve  head before
>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>
>> Semen.
>
>
Come again?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:23:25 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>> tighten my understanding;
>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>
>>> Semen.
>>
>>
> Cum again?

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:43:08 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant
>>  writes
>>>
>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>
>>>> Semen.
>>>
>>>
>> Cum again?
>
>
Shooting blanks?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:38:12 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message , Grant
>>>  writes
>>>>
>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>
>>>>> Semen.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Cum again?
>>
>>
> Shooting blanks?
>
Cum again!

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:57:33 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant
>>  writes
>>>
>>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>  writes
>>>>>
>>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Cum again?
>>>
>>>
>> Shooting blanks?
>>
>Cum again!
>
>
Both barrels?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 15:40:17 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:GdPIBlkRljIGFwz+@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message , Grant
>>>  writes
>>>>
>>>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>>  writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Cum again?
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Shooting blanks?
>>>
>>Cum again!
>>
>>
> Both barrels?

Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're 
ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
Praise Allah.

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:14:08 GMT author: moonface

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

moonface wrote:
> "Gerbil"  wrote in message 
> news:GdPIBlkRljIGFwz+@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant 
>>  writes
>>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>> news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>  writes
>>>>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>>> news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>>>  writes
>>>>>>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cum again?
>>>>>
>>>> Shooting blanks?
>>>>
>>> Cum again!
>>>
>>>
>> Both barrels?
> 
> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're 
> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
> Praise Allah. 
> 
> 
I say take your filthy semitic religions out of here, and give us back 
Valhallah!

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 15:18:14 +0100 author: The Natural Philosopher a@b.c

Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
 writes
>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're
>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>Praise Allah.
>
>
Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
-- 
Gerbil

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:23:42 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>  writes
>>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, 
>>you're
>>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>Praise Allah.
>>
>>
> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>
http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:31:09 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In news:BfCdnSiE2blMQb7bnZ2dnUVZ8sOonZ2d@pipex.net,
Grant  wrote:
> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface
>>  writes
>>> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it,
>>> you're
>>> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>> Praise Allah.
>>>
>>>
>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>> ed
> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

Away with you yer gummy waster, take it from NP's poast, "Valhalla". 
Your teeth hath long gone, you've never had a chin nor balls, never 
possessed a sword arm.  The maidens in the halls of Valhalla would laugh 
their tits off at your mere approach to thoses shining gates.  Off with 
you and pish thine bed, again!

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:45:08 +0100 author: Bunge

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <f011pm$ogm$1@inews.gazeta.pl>, Bunge  writes
>In news:BfCdnSiE2blMQb7bnZ2dnUVZ8sOonZ2d@pipex.net,
>Grant  wrote:
>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface
>>>  writes
>>>> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it,
>>>> you're
>>>> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>>> Praise Allah.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>>> ed
>> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html
>
>Away with you yer gummy waster, take it from NP's poast, "Valhalla". 
>Your teeth hath long gone, you've never had a chin nor balls, never 
>possessed a sword arm.  The maidens in the halls of Valhalla would 
>laugh their tits off

Were they lepers?

-- 
Gerbil

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:32:51 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> Were they lepers?

I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are often 
mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the issue 
here.

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:55:36 GMT author: moonface

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <sS7Vh.3041$Ro3.2223@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> Were they lepers?
>
>I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are often
>mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
>Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the issue
>here.
>
>
I once crossed a puma with a jaguar
-- 
Gerbil

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:04:42 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:fdYOxwtKpRJGFwYp@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message <sS7Vh.3041$Ro3.2223@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> Were they lepers?
>>
>>I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are 
>>often
>>mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
>>Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the 
>>issue
>>here.
>>
>>
> I once crossed a puma with a jaguar
> -- 
> Gerbil

And a loud voice cried "Oi! Get your car off my trainers!"

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:51:22 +0100 author: John C

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:31:09 +0100, Grant wrote:

> "Gerbil"  wrote in message 
> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>>  writes
>>>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, 
>>>you're
>>>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>>Praise Allah.
>>>
>>>
>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>>
> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

Jobby Hunters and Turd Burglars: Your NG is <uk.local.glasgow>

date: Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:47:20 GMT author: Rupert

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
> tighten my understanding;
> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
> and devoutly open this oriffice,
> so i may deserve  head before
> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
> Through Christ our Lord.
>
> Semen.

date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 19:47:19 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>> tighten my understanding;
>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>> so i may deserve  head before
>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>
>> Semen.
>
>
Come again?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:23:25 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>> tighten my understanding;
>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>
>>> Semen.
>>
>>
> Cum again?

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:43:08 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant
>>  writes
>>>
>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>
>>>> Semen.
>>>
>>>
>> Cum again?
>
>
Shooting blanks?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:38:12 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message , Grant
>>>  writes
>>>>
>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>
>>>>> Semen.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Cum again?
>>
>>
> Shooting blanks?
>
Cum again!

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:57:33 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant
>>  writes
>>>
>>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>  writes
>>>>>
>>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Cum again?
>>>
>>>
>> Shooting blanks?
>>
>Cum again!
>
>
Both barrels?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 15:40:17 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:GdPIBlkRljIGFwz+@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message , Grant
>>>  writes
>>>>
>>>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>>  writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Cum again?
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Shooting blanks?
>>>
>>Cum again!
>>
>>
> Both barrels?

Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're 
ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
Praise Allah.

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:14:08 GMT author: moonface

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

moonface wrote:
> "Gerbil"  wrote in message 
> news:GdPIBlkRljIGFwz+@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant 
>>  writes
>>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>> news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>  writes
>>>>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>>> news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>>>  writes
>>>>>>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cum again?
>>>>>
>>>> Shooting blanks?
>>>>
>>> Cum again!
>>>
>>>
>> Both barrels?
> 
> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're 
> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
> Praise Allah. 
> 
> 
I say take your filthy semitic religions out of here, and give us back 
Valhallah!

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 15:18:14 +0100 author: The Natural Philosopher a@b.c

Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
 writes
>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're
>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>Praise Allah.
>
>
Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
-- 
Gerbil

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:23:42 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>  writes
>>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, 
>>you're
>>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>Praise Allah.
>>
>>
> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>
http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:31:09 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In news:BfCdnSiE2blMQb7bnZ2dnUVZ8sOonZ2d@pipex.net,
Grant  wrote:
> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface
>>  writes
>>> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it,
>>> you're
>>> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>> Praise Allah.
>>>
>>>
>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>> ed
> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

Away with you yer gummy waster, take it from NP's poast, "Valhalla". 
Your teeth hath long gone, you've never had a chin nor balls, never 
possessed a sword arm.  The maidens in the halls of Valhalla would laugh 
their tits off at your mere approach to thoses shining gates.  Off with 
you and pish thine bed, again!

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:45:08 +0100 author: Bunge

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <f011pm$ogm$1@inews.gazeta.pl>, Bunge  writes
>In news:BfCdnSiE2blMQb7bnZ2dnUVZ8sOonZ2d@pipex.net,
>Grant  wrote:
>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface
>>>  writes
>>>> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it,
>>>> you're
>>>> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>>> Praise Allah.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>>> ed
>> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html
>
>Away with you yer gummy waster, take it from NP's poast, "Valhalla". 
>Your teeth hath long gone, you've never had a chin nor balls, never 
>possessed a sword arm.  The maidens in the halls of Valhalla would 
>laugh their tits off

Were they lepers?

-- 
Gerbil

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:32:51 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> Were they lepers?

I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are often 
mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the issue 
here.

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:55:36 GMT author: moonface

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <sS7Vh.3041$Ro3.2223@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> Were they lepers?
>
>I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are often
>mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
>Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the issue
>here.
>
>
I once crossed a puma with a jaguar
-- 
Gerbil

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:04:42 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:fdYOxwtKpRJGFwYp@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message <sS7Vh.3041$Ro3.2223@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> Were they lepers?
>>
>>I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are 
>>often
>>mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
>>Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the 
>>issue
>>here.
>>
>>
> I once crossed a puma with a jaguar
> -- 
> Gerbil

And a loud voice cried "Oi! Get your car off my trainers!"

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:51:22 +0100 author: John C

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:31:09 +0100, Grant wrote:

> "Gerbil"  wrote in message 
> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>>  writes
>>>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, 
>>>you're
>>>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>>Praise Allah.
>>>
>>>
>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>>
> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

Jobby Hunters and Turd Burglars: Your NG is <uk.local.glasgow>

date: Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:47:20 GMT author: Rupert

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
> tighten my understanding;
> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
> and devoutly open this oriffice,
> so i may deserve  head before
> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
> Through Christ our Lord.
>
> Semen.

date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 19:47:19 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>> tighten my understanding;
>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>> so i may deserve  head before
>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>
>> Semen.
>
>
Come again?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:23:25 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>> tighten my understanding;
>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>
>>> Semen.
>>
>>
> Cum again?

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:43:08 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant
>>  writes
>>>
>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>
>>>> Semen.
>>>
>>>
>> Cum again?
>
>
Shooting blanks?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:38:12 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message , Grant
>>>  writes
>>>>
>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>
>>>>> Semen.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Cum again?
>>
>>
> Shooting blanks?
>
Cum again!

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:57:33 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant
>>  writes
>>>
>>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>  writes
>>>>>
>>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Cum again?
>>>
>>>
>> Shooting blanks?
>>
>Cum again!
>
>
Both barrels?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 15:40:17 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:GdPIBlkRljIGFwz+@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message , Grant
>>>  writes
>>>>
>>>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>>  writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Cum again?
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Shooting blanks?
>>>
>>Cum again!
>>
>>
> Both barrels?

Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're 
ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
Praise Allah.

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:14:08 GMT author: moonface

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

moonface wrote:
> "Gerbil"  wrote in message 
> news:GdPIBlkRljIGFwz+@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant 
>>  writes
>>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>> news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>  writes
>>>>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>>> news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>>>  writes
>>>>>>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cum again?
>>>>>
>>>> Shooting blanks?
>>>>
>>> Cum again!
>>>
>>>
>> Both barrels?
> 
> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're 
> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
> Praise Allah. 
> 
> 
I say take your filthy semitic religions out of here, and give us back 
Valhallah!

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 15:18:14 +0100 author: The Natural Philosopher a@b.c

Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
 writes
>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're
>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>Praise Allah.
>
>
Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
-- 
Gerbil

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:23:42 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>  writes
>>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, 
>>you're
>>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>Praise Allah.
>>
>>
> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>
http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:31:09 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In news:BfCdnSiE2blMQb7bnZ2dnUVZ8sOonZ2d@pipex.net,
Grant  wrote:
> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface
>>  writes
>>> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it,
>>> you're
>>> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>> Praise Allah.
>>>
>>>
>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>> ed
> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

Away with you yer gummy waster, take it from NP's poast, "Valhalla". 
Your teeth hath long gone, you've never had a chin nor balls, never 
possessed a sword arm.  The maidens in the halls of Valhalla would laugh 
their tits off at your mere approach to thoses shining gates.  Off with 
you and pish thine bed, again!

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:45:08 +0100 author: Bunge

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <f011pm$ogm$1@inews.gazeta.pl>, Bunge  writes
>In news:BfCdnSiE2blMQb7bnZ2dnUVZ8sOonZ2d@pipex.net,
>Grant  wrote:
>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface
>>>  writes
>>>> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it,
>>>> you're
>>>> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>>> Praise Allah.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>>> ed
>> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html
>
>Away with you yer gummy waster, take it from NP's poast, "Valhalla". 
>Your teeth hath long gone, you've never had a chin nor balls, never 
>possessed a sword arm.  The maidens in the halls of Valhalla would 
>laugh their tits off

Were they lepers?

-- 
Gerbil

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:32:51 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> Were they lepers?

I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are often 
mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the issue 
here.

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:55:36 GMT author: moonface

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <sS7Vh.3041$Ro3.2223@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> Were they lepers?
>
>I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are often
>mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
>Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the issue
>here.
>
>
I once crossed a puma with a jaguar
-- 
Gerbil

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:04:42 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:fdYOxwtKpRJGFwYp@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message <sS7Vh.3041$Ro3.2223@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> Were they lepers?
>>
>>I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are 
>>often
>>mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
>>Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the 
>>issue
>>here.
>>
>>
> I once crossed a puma with a jaguar
> -- 
> Gerbil

And a loud voice cried "Oi! Get your car off my trainers!"

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:51:22 +0100 author: John C

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:31:09 +0100, Grant wrote:

> "Gerbil"  wrote in message 
> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>>  writes
>>>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, 
>>>you're
>>>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>>Praise Allah.
>>>
>>>
>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>>
> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

Jobby Hunters and Turd Burglars: Your NG is <uk.local.glasgow>

date: Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:47:20 GMT author: Rupert

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
> tighten my understanding;
> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
> and devoutly open this oriffice,
> so i may deserve  head before
> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
> Through Christ our Lord.
>
> Semen.

date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 19:47:19 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>> tighten my understanding;
>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>> so i may deserve  head before
>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>
>> Semen.
>
>
Come again?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:23:25 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>> tighten my understanding;
>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>
>>> Semen.
>>
>>
> Cum again?

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:43:08 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant
>>  writes
>>>
>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>
>>>> Semen.
>>>
>>>
>> Cum again?
>
>
Shooting blanks?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:38:12 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message , Grant
>>>  writes
>>>>
>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>
>>>>> Semen.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Cum again?
>>
>>
> Shooting blanks?
>
Cum again!

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:57:33 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant
>>  writes
>>>
>>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>  writes
>>>>>
>>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Cum again?
>>>
>>>
>> Shooting blanks?
>>
>Cum again!
>
>
Both barrels?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 15:40:17 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:GdPIBlkRljIGFwz+@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message , Grant
>>>  writes
>>>>
>>>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>>  writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Cum again?
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Shooting blanks?
>>>
>>Cum again!
>>
>>
> Both barrels?

Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're 
ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
Praise Allah.

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:14:08 GMT author: moonface

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

moonface wrote:
> "Gerbil"  wrote in message 
> news:GdPIBlkRljIGFwz+@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant 
>>  writes
>>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>> news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>  writes
>>>>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>>> news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>>>  writes
>>>>>>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cum again?
>>>>>
>>>> Shooting blanks?
>>>>
>>> Cum again!
>>>
>>>
>> Both barrels?
> 
> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're 
> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
> Praise Allah. 
> 
> 
I say take your filthy semitic religions out of here, and give us back 
Valhallah!

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 15:18:14 +0100 author: The Natural Philosopher a@b.c

Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
 writes
>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're
>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>Praise Allah.
>
>
Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
-- 
Gerbil

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:23:42 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>  writes
>>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, 
>>you're
>>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>Praise Allah.
>>
>>
> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>
http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:31:09 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In news:BfCdnSiE2blMQb7bnZ2dnUVZ8sOonZ2d@pipex.net,
Grant  wrote:
> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface
>>  writes
>>> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it,
>>> you're
>>> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>> Praise Allah.
>>>
>>>
>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>> ed
> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

Away with you yer gummy waster, take it from NP's poast, "Valhalla". 
Your teeth hath long gone, you've never had a chin nor balls, never 
possessed a sword arm.  The maidens in the halls of Valhalla would laugh 
their tits off at your mere approach to thoses shining gates.  Off with 
you and pish thine bed, again!

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:45:08 +0100 author: Bunge

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <f011pm$ogm$1@inews.gazeta.pl>, Bunge  writes
>In news:BfCdnSiE2blMQb7bnZ2dnUVZ8sOonZ2d@pipex.net,
>Grant  wrote:
>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface
>>>  writes
>>>> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it,
>>>> you're
>>>> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>>> Praise Allah.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>>> ed
>> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html
>
>Away with you yer gummy waster, take it from NP's poast, "Valhalla". 
>Your teeth hath long gone, you've never had a chin nor balls, never 
>possessed a sword arm.  The maidens in the halls of Valhalla would 
>laugh their tits off

Were they lepers?

-- 
Gerbil

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:32:51 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> Were they lepers?

I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are often 
mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the issue 
here.

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:55:36 GMT author: moonface

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <sS7Vh.3041$Ro3.2223@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> Were they lepers?
>
>I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are often
>mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
>Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the issue
>here.
>
>
I once crossed a puma with a jaguar
-- 
Gerbil

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:04:42 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:fdYOxwtKpRJGFwYp@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message <sS7Vh.3041$Ro3.2223@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> Were they lepers?
>>
>>I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are 
>>often
>>mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
>>Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the 
>>issue
>>here.
>>
>>
> I once crossed a puma with a jaguar
> -- 
> Gerbil

And a loud voice cried "Oi! Get your car off my trainers!"

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:51:22 +0100 author: John C

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

On Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:31:09 +0100, Grant wrote:

> "Gerbil"  wrote in message 
> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>>  writes
>>>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, 
>>>you're
>>>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>>Praise Allah.
>>>
>>>
>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>>
> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

Jobby Hunters and Turd Burglars: Your NG is <uk.local.glasgow>

date: Fri, 20 Apr 2007 21:47:20 GMT author: Rupert

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Perry Ross"  wrote in message 
news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
> tighten my understanding;
> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
> and devoutly open this oriffice,
> so i may deserve  head before
> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
> Through Christ our Lord.
>
> Semen.

date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 19:47:19 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>> tighten my understanding;
>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>> so i may deserve  head before
>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>
>> Semen.
>
>
Come again?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sat, 14 Apr 2007 20:23:25 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>> tighten my understanding;
>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>
>>> Semen.
>>
>>
> Cum again?

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 01:43:08 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant
>>  writes
>>>
>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>
>>>> Semen.
>>>
>>>
>> Cum again?
>
>
Shooting blanks?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 06:38:12 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message , Grant
>>>  writes
>>>>
>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>
>>>>> Semen.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Cum again?
>>
>>
> Shooting blanks?
>
Cum again!

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:57:33 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

In message , Grant 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant
>>  writes
>>>
>>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>  writes
>>>>>
>>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>> Cum again?
>>>
>>>
>> Shooting blanks?
>>
>Cum again!
>
>
Both barrels?
-- 
Gerbil

date: Sun, 15 Apr 2007 15:40:17 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:GdPIBlkRljIGFwz+@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message , Grant 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message , Grant
>>>  writes
>>>>
>>>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>>news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>>  writes
>>>>>>
>>>>>>"Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>>news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>> Cum again?
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Shooting blanks?
>>>
>>Cum again!
>>
>>
> Both barrels?

Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're 
ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
Praise Allah.

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 01:14:08 GMT author: moonface

Re: Prayer before the Divine Office

moonface wrote:
> "Gerbil"  wrote in message 
> news:GdPIBlkRljIGFwz+@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message , Grant 
>>  writes
>>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>> news:O7KqY0cEpbIGFwwf@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>  writes
>>>>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>>>> news:njQg+WatoSIGFwEg@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>>>>> In message , Grant
>>>>>>  writes
>>>>>>> "Perry Ross"  wrote in message
>>>>>>> news:s73223l0c7t1f0qqoik1jcalonl5h01k09@4ax.com...
>>>>>>>> O Lord, open Thou my mouth that I may swallow Thy Holy cock;
>>>>>>>> clean my farts from all anal, evil, and wandering tongues;
>>>>>>>> tighten my understanding;
>>>>>>>> kindle my affections, that I may worthily, analy,
>>>>>>>> and devoutly open this oriffice,
>>>>>>>> so i may deserve  head before
>>>>>>>> the presence of Thy divine Majesty.
>>>>>>>> Through Christ our Lord.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Semen.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> Cum again?
>>>>>
>>>> Shooting blanks?
>>>>
>>> Cum again!
>>>
>>>
>> Both barrels?
> 
> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're 
> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
> Praise Allah. 
> 
> 
I say take your filthy semitic religions out of here, and give us back 
Valhallah!

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 15:18:14 +0100 author: The Natural Philosopher a@b.c

Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
 writes
>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, you're
>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>Praise Allah.
>
>
Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
-- 
Gerbil

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 20:23:42 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>  writes
>>Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it, 
>>you're
>>ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>Praise Allah.
>>
>>
> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>
http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

date: Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:31:09 +0100 author: Grant

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In news:BfCdnSiE2blMQb7bnZ2dnUVZ8sOonZ2d@pipex.net,
Grant  wrote:
> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface
>>  writes
>>> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it,
>>> you're
>>> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>> Praise Allah.
>>>
>>>
>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>> ed
> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html

Away with you yer gummy waster, take it from NP's poast, "Valhalla". 
Your teeth hath long gone, you've never had a chin nor balls, never 
possessed a sword arm.  The maidens in the halls of Valhalla would laugh 
their tits off at your mere approach to thoses shining gates.  Off with 
you and pish thine bed, again!

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:45:08 +0100 author: Bunge

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <f011pm$ogm$1@inews.gazeta.pl>, Bunge  writes
>In news:BfCdnSiE2blMQb7bnZ2dnUVZ8sOonZ2d@pipex.net,
>Grant  wrote:
>> "Gerbil"  wrote in message
>> news:exEO6Do+08IGFwiG@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> In message <A5AUh.2255$Ro3.794@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface
>>>  writes
>>>> Smutty pair of bastards, should just get a room and be done with it,
>>>> you're
>>>> ruining a perfectly decent Christian thread here.
>>>> Praise Allah.
>>>>
>>>>
>>> Subject line altered so as not to confuse.
>>> ed
>> http://www.brcpress.com/divine.html
>
>Away with you yer gummy waster, take it from NP's poast, "Valhalla". 
>Your teeth hath long gone, you've never had a chin nor balls, never 
>possessed a sword arm.  The maidens in the halls of Valhalla would 
>laugh their tits off

Were they lepers?

-- 
Gerbil

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:32:51 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> Were they lepers?

I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are often 
mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the issue 
here.

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 17:55:36 GMT author: moonface

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

In message <sS7Vh.3041$Ro3.2223@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
 writes
>
>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>> Were they lepers?
>
>I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are often
>mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
>Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the issue
>here.
>
>
I once crossed a puma with a jaguar
-- 
Gerbil

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:04:42 +0100 author: Gerbil

Re: Prayer before the Divine Orifice

"Gerbil"  wrote in message 
news:fdYOxwtKpRJGFwYp@stevey.demon.co.uk...
> In message <sS7Vh.3041$Ro3.2223@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk>, moonface 
>  writes
>>
>>"Gerbil"  wrote in message
>>news:4TmnSjszaPJGFwdI@stevey.demon.co.uk...
>>> Were they lepers?
>>
>>I'd say yes but people confuse the species all too often.  Lepers are 
>>often
>>mistaken for Cheetahs, but Cheetahs are skinnier and have a smaller head.
>>Some people often confuse Jaguars and Panthers too but that's not the 
>>issue
>>here.
>>
>>
> I once crossed a puma with a jaguar
> -- 
> Gerbil

And a loud voice cried "Oi! Get your car off my trainers!"

date: Tue, 17 Apr 2007 22:51:22 +0100 author: John C