On Sat, 10 May 2008 16:15:24 +1200, Greg Procter 
wrote:

>Hound Adams wrote:
>> 
>> Greg Procter wrote:
>> > Hound Adams wrote:
>> >> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >>> Hound Adams wrote:
>> >>>> Seth Hammond wrote:
>> >>>>> "Hound Adams" <tap@ping.scource> wrote in message
>> >>>>> news:1c4Vj.167950$XH2.88732@fe03.news.easynews.com...
>> >>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >>>>>>> Hound Adams wrote:
>> >>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>> Hound Adams wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>> Fenwick Arms wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Fenwick Arms wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sarah Czepiel wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 8 May 2008 13:55:35 -0700, "Seth Hammond"
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>"Greg Procter"  wrote in message
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>news:48236658.4E06B250@ihug.co.nz...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> Seth Hammond wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> "Greg Procter"  wrote in message
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> news:48226795.F7E6A71B@ihug.co.nz...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > Larry in AZ wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> Waiving the right to remain silent, Riki Tiki Tavi
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> <tiger@burning.bright>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> said:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > Seth Hammond wrote:
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> You remind me of the tumescent flea floating down the
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> river on a
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> leaf,
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> yelling "Raise the bridge!"....
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > You remind me of the last log I flushed, spiraling
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toward a dark and
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > certain future...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> Seth was much funnier...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > Seth's funnier than a flushed log???
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > No, umm, yes, well maybe ...
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> Mebbe if you looked up the word 'tumescent'....
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> Ok Seth, you _are_ slightly funnier than a flushed log.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> (but not much)
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>A lot of life just passes you by, doesn't it?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Procter seems amused with " toilet talk " doesn't he...?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Err, it wasn't me who compared Seth to a flushed log.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well why are you so slow on the uptake?!?
>> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a whole day ahead of you here in New Zealand.
>> >>>>>>>>>>>> And yet STILL behind the curve, that's just pitiful...
>> >>>>>>>>>>> Why would you stupidly imagine that I was behind you when you're
>> >>>>>>>>>>> bent???
>> >>>>>>>>>> Groggy, you sodden old twink, stop fantasizing in public!
>> >>>>>>>>> I guess that's your view f the world.
>> >>>>>>>> I don't think any f stop setting known to man could make your bloated
>> >>>>>>>> carcass look any better.
>> >>>>>>> So you admit you're totally ignorant of photography!
>> >>>>>> See, that's just a totally clueless reply, even for the likes of you.
>> >>>>> There are no likes of groggy.  Most like him have been let go at an early
>> >>>>> age.
>> >>>> Aside from that bloated carcass of his you two seem to share a mordant
>> >>>> intellect...
>> >>>
>> >>> Seth is my bloated carcass.
>> >> No...he's your remora.
>> >
>> >
>> > You're a total fuckwit.
>> 
>> pffth...
>
>
>I'll take that as acceptance.

Looks like poor Alan is having another one of his episodes...

Dave Witmarsh wrote:
> 
> On Sat, 10 May 2008 16:15:24 +1200, Greg Procter 
> wrote:
> 
> >Hound Adams wrote:
> >>
> >> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> > Hound Adams wrote:
> >> >> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >>> Hound Adams wrote:
> >> >>>> Seth Hammond wrote:
> >> >>>>> "Hound Adams" <tap@ping.scource> wrote in message
> >> >>>>> news:1c4Vj.167950$XH2.88732@fe03.news.easynews.com...
> >> >>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >>>>>>> Hound Adams wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>> Hound Adams wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Fenwick Arms wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Fenwick Arms wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sarah Czepiel wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 8 May 2008 13:55:35 -0700, "Seth Hammond"
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>"Greg Procter"  wrote in message
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>news:48236658.4E06B250@ihug.co.nz...
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> Seth Hammond wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> "Greg Procter"  wrote in message
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> news:48226795.F7E6A71B@ihug.co.nz...
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > Larry in AZ wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> Waiving the right to remain silent, Riki Tiki Tavi
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> <tiger@burning.bright>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> said:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > Seth Hammond wrote:
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> You remind me of the tumescent flea floating down the
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> river on a
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> leaf,
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> yelling "Raise the bridge!"....
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > You remind me of the last log I flushed, spiraling
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toward a dark and
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > certain future...
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> Seth was much funnier...
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > Seth's funnier than a flushed log???
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > No, umm, yes, well maybe ...
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> Mebbe if you looked up the word 'tumescent'....
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> Ok Seth, you _are_ slightly funnier than a flushed log.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> (but not much)
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>A lot of life just passes you by, doesn't it?
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Procter seems amused with " toilet talk " doesn't he...?
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Err, it wasn't me who compared Seth to a flushed log.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well why are you so slow on the uptake?!?
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a whole day ahead of you here in New Zealand.
> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> And yet STILL behind the curve, that's just pitiful...
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Why would you stupidly imagine that I was behind you when you're
> >> >>>>>>>>>>> bent???
> >> >>>>>>>>>> Groggy, you sodden old twink, stop fantasizing in public!
> >> >>>>>>>>> I guess that's your view f the world.
> >> >>>>>>>> I don't think any f stop setting known to man could make your bloated
> >> >>>>>>>> carcass look any better.
> >> >>>>>>> So you admit you're totally ignorant of photography!
> >> >>>>>> See, that's just a totally clueless reply, even for the likes of you.
> >> >>>>> There are no likes of groggy.  Most like him have been let go at an early
> >> >>>>> age.
> >> >>>> Aside from that bloated carcass of his you two seem to share a mordant
> >> >>>> intellect...
> >> >>>
> >> >>> Seth is my bloated carcass.
> >> >> No...he's your remora.
> >> >
> >> >
> >> > You're a total fuckwit.
> >>
> >> pffth...
> >
> >
> >I'll take that as acceptance.
> 
> Looks like poor Alan is having another one of his episodes...


His whole life is an episode!
The most exciting part of his life was when he was in a coma.

On Sun, 11 May 2008 05:45:32 +1200, Greg Procter 
wrote:

>Dave Witmarsh wrote:
>> 
>> On Sat, 10 May 2008 16:15:24 +1200, Greg Procter 
>> wrote:
>> 
>> >Hound Adams wrote:
>> >>
>> >> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >> > Hound Adams wrote:
>> >> >> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >> >>> Hound Adams wrote:
>> >> >>>> Seth Hammond wrote:
>> >> >>>>> "Hound Adams" <tap@ping.scource> wrote in message
>> >> >>>>> news:1c4Vj.167950$XH2.88732@fe03.news.easynews.com...
>> >> >>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>> Hound Adams wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>> Hound Adams wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Fenwick Arms wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Fenwick Arms wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sarah Czepiel wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 8 May 2008 13:55:35 -0700, "Seth Hammond"
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>"Greg Procter"  wrote in message
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>news:48236658.4E06B250@ihug.co.nz...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> Seth Hammond wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> "Greg Procter"  wrote in message
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> news:48226795.F7E6A71B@ihug.co.nz...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > Larry in AZ wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> Waiving the right to remain silent, Riki Tiki Tavi
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> <tiger@burning.bright>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> said:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > Seth Hammond wrote:
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> You remind me of the tumescent flea floating down the
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> river on a
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> leaf,
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> yelling "Raise the bridge!"....
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > You remind me of the last log I flushed, spiraling
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toward a dark and
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > certain future...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> Seth was much funnier...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > Seth's funnier than a flushed log???
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > No, umm, yes, well maybe ...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> Mebbe if you looked up the word 'tumescent'....
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> Ok Seth, you _are_ slightly funnier than a flushed log.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> (but not much)
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>A lot of life just passes you by, doesn't it?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Procter seems amused with " toilet talk " doesn't he...?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Err, it wasn't me who compared Seth to a flushed log.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well why are you so slow on the uptake?!?
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a whole day ahead of you here in New Zealand.
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> And yet STILL behind the curve, that's just pitiful...
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Why would you stupidly imagine that I was behind you when you're
>> >> >>>>>>>>>>> bent???
>> >> >>>>>>>>>> Groggy, you sodden old twink, stop fantasizing in public!
>> >> >>>>>>>>> I guess that's your view f the world.
>> >> >>>>>>>> I don't think any f stop setting known to man could make your bloated
>> >> >>>>>>>> carcass look any better.
>> >> >>>>>>> So you admit you're totally ignorant of photography!
>> >> >>>>>> See, that's just a totally clueless reply, even for the likes of you.
>> >> >>>>> There are no likes of groggy.  Most like him have been let go at an early
>> >> >>>>> age.
>> >> >>>> Aside from that bloated carcass of his you two seem to share a mordant
>> >> >>>> intellect...
>> >> >>>
>> >> >>> Seth is my bloated carcass.
>> >> >> No...he's your remora.
>> >> >
>> >> >
>> >> > You're a total fuckwit.
>> >>
>> >> pffth...
>> >
>> >
>> >I'll take that as acceptance.
>> 
>> Looks like poor Alan is having another one of his episodes...
>
>
>His whole life is an episode!
>The most exciting part of his life was when he was in a coma.
...the difference between then and now being what, exactly?

Dave Witmarsh wrote:
> 
> On Sun, 11 May 2008 05:45:32 +1200, Greg Procter 
> wrote:
> 
> >Dave Witmarsh wrote:
> >>
> >> On Sat, 10 May 2008 16:15:24 +1200, Greg Procter 
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> >Hound Adams wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >> > Hound Adams wrote:
> >> >> >> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >> >>> Hound Adams wrote:
> >> >> >>>> Seth Hammond wrote:
> >> >> >>>>> "Hound Adams" <tap@ping.scource> wrote in message
> >> >> >>>>> news:1c4Vj.167950$XH2.88732@fe03.news.easynews.com...
> >> >> >>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>> Hound Adams wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>> Hound Adams wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Fenwick Arms wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> Fenwick Arms wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Greg Procter wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sarah Czepiel wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 8 May 2008 13:55:35 -0700, "Seth Hammond"
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>  wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>"Greg Procter"  wrote in message
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>news:48236658.4E06B250@ihug.co.nz...
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> Seth Hammond wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> "Greg Procter"  wrote in message
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> news:48226795.F7E6A71B@ihug.co.nz...
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > Larry in AZ wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> Waiving the right to remain silent, Riki Tiki Tavi
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> <tiger@burning.bright>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> said:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > Seth Hammond wrote:
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> You remind me of the tumescent flea floating down the
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> river on a
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> leaf,
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >> yelling "Raise the bridge!"....
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> >
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > You remind me of the last log I flushed, spiraling
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> toward a dark and
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> > certain future...
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >> Seth was much funnier...
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > Seth's funnier than a flushed log???
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> >
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> > No, umm, yes, well maybe ...
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>> Mebbe if you looked up the word 'tumescent'....
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> Ok Seth, you _are_ slightly funnier than a flushed log.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>> (but not much)
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> :>A lot of life just passes you by, doesn't it?
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Procter seems amused with " toilet talk " doesn't he...?
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Err, it wasn't me who compared Seth to a flushed log.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well why are you so slow on the uptake?!?
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm a whole day ahead of you here in New Zealand.
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>>> And yet STILL behind the curve, that's just pitiful...
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> Why would you stupidly imagine that I was behind you when you're
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>>> bent???
> >> >> >>>>>>>>>> Groggy, you sodden old twink, stop fantasizing in public!
> >> >> >>>>>>>>> I guess that's your view f the world.
> >> >> >>>>>>>> I don't think any f stop setting known to man could make your bloated
> >> >> >>>>>>>> carcass look any better.
> >> >> >>>>>>> So you admit you're totally ignorant of photography!
> >> >> >>>>>> See, that's just a totally clueless reply, even for the likes of you.
> >> >> >>>>> There are no likes of groggy.  Most like him have been let go at an early
> >> >> >>>>> age.
> >> >> >>>> Aside from that bloated carcass of his you two seem to share a mordant
> >> >> >>>> intellect...
> >> >> >>>
> >> >> >>> Seth is my bloated carcass.
> >> >> >> No...he's your remora.
> >> >> >
> >> >> >
> >> >> > You're a total fuckwit.
> >> >>
> >> >> pffth...
> >> >
> >> >
> >> >I'll take that as acceptance.
> >>
> >> Looks like poor Alan is having another one of his episodes...
> >
> >
> >His whole life is an episode!
> >The most exciting part of his life was when he was in a coma.
> ...the difference between then and now being what, exactly?


You've bought me back to a realistic viewpoint once again :-(