On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:19:14 +0000, Gareth Robert Halfacree
 wrote:

>Lister wrote:
>> On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:43:00 +0000, Gareth Robert Halfacree
>>  wrote:
>>> Lister wrote:
>>>> Would you like some toast?
>>> We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or 
>>> bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no 
>>> hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks.
>> 
>> Heh, played for and got :)
>
>Kryten: Surely not, sir?
>Cat:  Are you trying to say that was a trick shot?
>
>:P


Now that one I didn't get

Lister wrote:
> On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:19:14 +0000, Gareth Robert Halfacree
>  wrote:
>> Lister wrote:
>>> On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:43:00 +0000, Gareth Robert Halfacree
>>>  wrote:
>>>> Lister wrote:
>>>>> Would you like some toast?
>>>> We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or 
>>>> bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no 
>>>> hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks.
>>> Heh, played for and got :)
>> Kryten: Surely not, sir?
>> Cat:  Are you trying to say that was a trick shot?
> 
> Now that one I didn't get

It's from the episode 'White Hole', which is the same episode where 
Lister gives the "We want no muffins..." speech to Talkie Toaster. 
Lister is given the task of playing pool with planets in order to plug a 
white hole so the ship can escape.  Taking his shot, Lister fouls the 
whole thing up and misses by a mile; thankfully the planets collide with 
each other in a series of ricochets before one drops into the white 
hole.  Rimmer accuses Lister of being a "jammy goit", to which Lister 
replies "Played for, and got!" - I assumed that's from where you got the 
line (not to mention your pseudonym).

Following on from Lister's "Played for, and got!" claim Kryten says 
"Surely not, sir?" and Cat asks "Are you trying to say that was a trick 
shot?"

Lister's response (and the response I was expecting from you) was to do 
a fair approximation of the touch-up shuffle and state "Intended!  Pool 
God!  King of the Cues!  Prince of the Planet-Potters!"

Obviously I'm rather more of a Red Dwarf obsessive^Wfan than your good 
self. :)

-- 
Gareth Halfacree
http://gareth.halfacree.co.uk

On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 15:42:17 +0000, Gareth Robert Halfacree
 wrote:

>Lister's response (and the response I was expecting from you) was to do 
>a fair approximation of the touch-up shuffle and state "Intended!  Pool 
>God!  King of the Cues!  Prince of the Planet-Potters!"
>
>Obviously I'm rather more of a Red Dwarf obsessive^Wfan than your good 
>self. :)


It's been a while :)

Lister wrote:
> On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:19:14 +0000, Gareth Robert Halfacree
>  wrote:
> 
>> Lister wrote:
>>> On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:43:00 +0000, Gareth Robert Halfacree
>>>  wrote:
>>>> Lister wrote:
>>>>> Would you like some toast?
>>>> We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or 
>>>> bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no 
>>>> hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks.
>>> Heh, played for and got :)
>> Kryten: Surely not, sir?
>> Cat:  Are you trying to say that was a trick shot?
>>
>> :P
> 
> 
> Now that one I didn't get

And you were doing so well!

-- 
[ste]
gamertag: stefcha

On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 19:24:49 +0100, "[ste parker]"
 wrote:

>Lister wrote:
>> On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 13:19:14 +0000, Gareth Robert Halfacree
>>  wrote:
>> 
>>> Lister wrote:
>>>> On Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:43:00 +0000, Gareth Robert Halfacree
>>>>  wrote:
>>>>> Lister wrote:
>>>>>> Would you like some toast?
>>>>> We want no muffins, no toast, no tea cakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or 
>>>>> bagels. No croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes, and no 
>>>>> hot cross buns. And definitely no smegging flapjacks.
>>>> Heh, played for and got :)
>>> Kryten: Surely not, sir?
>>> Cat:  Are you trying to say that was a trick shot?
>>>
>>> :P
>> 
>> 
>> Now that one I didn't get
>
>And you were doing so well!


Yeah, I'd forgotten White Hole