Andy wrote:
> On Mon, 09 Jan 2006 18:36:33 +0200, Anon. posted 21 lines
> about Re: 10,000 Celerity CD's:
>
> >John A Fotheringham wrote:
> >>>>>>>>5030 coaches getting up shouting "Which b*****d did
> >>>>>>>>that?"
> >>>>>>>
> >>>>>>>5029 Scorched football shirts because  setting on the iron was
> >>>>>>>too high
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>>5028 strands of melted polyester
> >>>>>
> >>>>>5027 cooked parrots called Ester
> >>>>
> >>>>5026 Pythons called Monty
> >>>
> >>>5025 people crying out "Don't mention the parrot sketch!"
> >>
> >>
> >> 5024 mentions of the parrot sketch :-(
> >
> >Leading to 5023 mentions of OK lumberjacks.
> >
> >Aaaagh!
>
> Clearly resulting in 5022 tree related accidents

5021 trees rushed to hospital.