No, not me.

Nicked of course.
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1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
2 hard at work in his cubicle.  Bob works independently, without
3 wasting company time talking to colleagues.  Bob never
4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5 finishes given assignments on time.  Often he takes
extended
6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7 breaks.  Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9 knowledge in his field.  I firmly believe that Bob
can be
10 classed as a high-calibre employee, the type which cannot be
11 dispensed with.  Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed as soon as possible. 
Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the
report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered
lines.
-- 
Sheel          (Change me to me2 to email.)

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