I was lounging in the garden, after attacking the garage for an hour
(more to do in there).

Out of the corner of my eye I saw something crawling towards me over
the patio.

I thought:
aaaaaarrrgggh - a snake/dog/bear - but those have already been done.
So I thought: aaaaaarrrgggh - a rat.

I plucked up the courage to look and saw it was a frog/toad.

It crawled until it got behind my sun lounger then it stopped. It was
trying to get out of the sun and into the shade.
Next door have a pond. My sis has seen a frog crossing my garden to
get to next door. They have an uncomfortable journey now I've got rid
of the grass.
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Sheel wented:
>Next door have a pond. My sis has seen a frog crossing my garden to
>get to next door. They have an uncomfortable journey now I've got rid
>of the grass.

Why? Frogs like mud.
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greebs

greebof burbled:

>Sheel wented:
>>Next door have a pond. My sis has seen a frog crossing my garden to
>>get to next door. They have an uncomfortable journey now I've got rid
>>of the grass.
>
>Why? Frogs like mud.

I've got paving at the back.
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.
> Next door have a pond. My sis has seen a frog crossing my garden to
> get to next door. They have an uncomfortable journey now I've got rid
> of the grass.

Oh that's cruel.
 <patriotic empathy>

Sheel warbled...
> greebof burbled:
> 
> >Sheel wented:
> >>Next door have a pond. My sis has seen a frog crossing my garden to
> >>get to next door. They have an uncomfortable journey now I've got rid
> >>of the grass.
> >
> >Why? Frogs like mud.
> 
> I've got paving at the back.
> 
They'll have to learn the route via the front.
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Bev wented:
> Sheel warbled...
>> greebof burbled:
>> >Sheel wented:
>> >>Next door have a pond. My sis has seen a frog crossing my garden to
>> >>get to next door. They have an uncomfortable journey now I've got rid
>> >>of the grass.
>> >
>> >Why? Frogs like mud.
>>
>> I've got paving at the back.
>>
>They'll have to learn the route via the front.

And through the lounge.
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La mouette burbled:

>
>"Sheel"  a écrit dans le message de news: 
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>.
>> Next door have a pond. My sis has seen a frog crossing my garden to
>> get to next door. They have an uncomfortable journey now I've got rid
>> of the grass.
>
>Oh that's cruel.
> <patriotic empathy>

I didn't know frogs were taking a shortcut across my garden.

I found one under the wheelie bin at the front this week as well, but
there is grass out there.
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A day without sunshine is like... night.

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> La mouette burbled:
>
>>
>>"Sheel"  a écrit dans le message de news:
>>2ivta4hra4esvunrjkgg013tg5e0jjfdqa@4ax.com...
>>.
>>> Next door have a pond. My sis has seen a frog crossing my garden to
>>> get to next door. They have an uncomfortable journey now I've got rid
>>> of the grass.
>>
>>Oh that's cruel.
>> <patriotic empathy>
>
> I didn't know frogs were taking a shortcut across my garden.
>
> I found one under the wheelie bin at the front this week as well, but
> there is grass out there.

The lovely thing about England is that you can find frogs, squirrels and 
foxes wandering about freely in your back yard.


> A day without sunshine is like... night.

True.

It was tryoing to get out of the SUN!!!

Terrys

terrys burbled:

> It was tryoing to get out of the SUN!!!

There's an echo in here.
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

La mouette burbled:

>The lovely thing about England is that you can find frogs, squirrels and 
>foxes wandering about freely in your back yard.

What do you get in your back gardens?
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> La mouette burbled:
>
>>The lovely thing about England is that you can find frogs, squirrels and
>>foxes wandering about freely in your back yard.
>
> What do you get in your back gardens?
> -- 
> Sheel          (Change me to me2 to email.)

Well here in the south you cant get cats, ciccadas, crickets, ants, 
grasshoppers, more rarely a hedgehog in the evening... that's pretty much 
all. Nothing very exciting. And the ciccadas are very loud (you can hear 
them, but can't often see them).

La Mouette worritried:

> Well here in the south you cant get cats

There's a box of cats on it's way to you.

(And in case any moanin minnie from RSPCA wants to report me, I has
taken the trouble to bubble-wrap them and Sellotape them tightly
together so they don't bump their heads together in the post.)

~..~
(  '  )

> There's a box of cats on it's way to you.

And before anyone else picks up the appallin use of apostrophe, I
don't know why I did that!

Scatterbunny warbled...
> > There's a box of cats on it's way to you.
> 
> And before anyone else picks up the appallin use of apostrophe, I
> don't know why I did that!
> 
It must be catchin. I did somethin similar earlier today. You can pass 
it on to the next person now.
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Bev wirritried:

> It must be catchin. I did somethin similar earlier today.

Oh no!  So that's TWO boxes of cats in the post then...

~..~
(  '  )

Scatterbunny warbled...
> Bev wirritried:
> 
> > It must be catchin. I did somethin similar earlier today.
> 
> Oh no!  So that's TWO boxes of cats in the post then...
> 
Nope. I said, "something similar".

I put a box of grasshoppers in the post.
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Bev cricketied:

> Nope. I said, "something similar".
>
> I put a box of grasshoppers in the post.

Well, I concede that might be similar, but only if they wos
individulally bubble-wrapped, like the box of cats.

~..~
(  '  )

Scatterbunny warbled...
> Bev cricketied:
> 
> > Nope. I said, "something similar".
> >
> > I put a box of grasshoppers in the post.
> 
> Well, I concede that might be similar, but only if they wos
> individulally bubble-wrapped, like the box of cats.
> 
They is not in individual bubbles on account of the fact that the soap 
will get in their eyes and irritate them. Then they will be irritated 
grasshoppers.
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> La Mouette worritried:
>
>> Well here in the south you cant get cats
>
> There's a box of cats on it's way to you.
>
> (And in case any moanin minnie from RSPCA wants to report me, I has
> taken the trouble to bubble-wrap them and Sellotape them tightly
> together so they don't bump their heads together in the post.)

oh but that was my spelling mistake : I meant you *can* get cats of course, 
loads of them! please don't send any! although they would be nicer to the 
facteur than the horrible doggies.