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date: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:41:49 +0100,    group: uk.education.staffroom        back       
Wound Watch   
OK, Bev started it.

How crocky are we?

Add your past or present wounds to this list:

Broken bones:
Me -
skull
nose

Thread stitches with steristrips on top:
Me -
forehead (twice)
nose (4 times)
knee (once)

Just thread stitches:

Just steristrips:
Me - 
elbow

Other, e.g. missing or extra limbs and organs, transplants, etc:
-- 
Sheel          (Change me to me2 to email.)

Oaks grow strong in contrary winds, and diamonds are made under pressure.
date: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 08:41:49 +0100   author:   Sheel

Re: Wound Watch   
Sheel warbled...
> OK, Bev started it.
I did not! The tree branch started it.
 
> How crocky are we?
> 
> Add your past or present wounds to this list:
> 
> Broken bones:
> Me -
> skull
> nose
Never broken a bone.

> Thread stitches with steristrips on top:
> Me -
> forehead (twice)
> nose (4 times)
> knee (once)
> 
> Just thread stitches:
Never had thread stitches (though when they take this badnage off that 
could all change before the morning is out)

> Just steristrips:
> Me - 
> elbow
 Elbow - yesterday were the first steristrips I ever needed.

> Other, e.g. missing or extra limbs and organs, transplants, etc:

Ummm, how about a category for scarring without stitches?
I have a 6mm long scar on the back of my right hand, where a boy once 
dug his nails into me insisting he could make me cry... but I didn't 
give in despite his best endeavours.

And I have a small circular scar on my right shin where my 'friend' 
kicked me as hard as she possibly could because I was talking to her 
boyfriend. (and yes, that's really *all* we were doing. She didn't like 
the fact that as we were talking we'd strolled away and ended up round a 
corner and out of sight of her house)

And I have a small scar just below my right eyebrow which I don't 
remember getting. Apparently when I was very young I was sitting in 
front of the (black and white) TV watching a monkey circus act. They 
were doing flips and somersaults. According to my mother, I announced, 
"I can do that" and before anyone had a chance to move, I'd attempted to 
do so... withe the inevitable results.

-- 
Bev.

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date: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:02:31 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
"Bev"  wrote in message 
news:MPG.231882e64b34a02598aed0@news.fireflyuk.net...
> Sheel warbled...
>> OK, Bev started it.
> I did not! The tree branch started it.
>
>> How crocky are we?
>>
>> Add your past or present wounds to this list:
>>
>> Broken bones:
>> Me -
>> skull
>> nose
> Never broken a bone.

Me neither, but I did have some bone removed from my nose, so I could 
actually breath through it!  I have broken teeth though.
>
>> Thread stitches with steristrips on top:
>> Me -
>> forehead (twice)
>> nose (4 times)
>> knee (once)
>>
>> Just thread stitches:
> Never had thread stitches (though when they take this badnage off that
> could all change before the morning is out)

Only after opperations.
>
>> Just steristrips:
>> Me -
>> elbow
> Elbow - yesterday were the first steristrips I ever needed.
>
>> Other, e.g. missing or extra limbs and organs, transplants, etc:

Well, I wont go into details, but have had a lump and some bits removed.
>
> Ummm, how about a category for scarring without stitches?
> I have a 6mm long scar on the back of my right hand, where a boy once
> dug his nails into me insisting he could make me cry... but I didn't
> give in despite his best endeavours.
>
> And I have a small circular scar on my right shin where my 'friend'
> kicked me as hard as she possibly could because I was talking to her
> boyfriend. (and yes, that's really *all* we were doing. She didn't like
> the fact that as we were talking we'd strolled away and ended up round a
> corner and out of sight of her house)

*Lots* of small scars! Including one from a ungrateful mouse I had just 
rescued from the cat.
>
> And I have a small scar just below my right eyebrow which I don't
> remember getting.

My brother has one of them.  He stuck a pair of scissors through his 
eyelid!!  Mum took him to the horsepikkle, with him insisting he couldn't 
open his eye.  Until the doc turned up, when he promptly opened it and said 
"I'm alright now".
 Apparently when I was very young I was sitting in
> front of the (black and white) TV watching a monkey circus act. They
> were doing flips and somersaults. According to my mother, I announced,
> "I can do that" and before anyone had a chance to move, I'd attempted to
> do so... withe the inevitable results.
>

-- 
Kathy

It's pointless to try and discuss ethics with a spider.
date: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:16:02 +0100   author:   Kathy

Re: Wound Watch   
Bev burbled:


>Ummm, how about a category for scarring without stitches?
>I have a 6mm long scar on the back of my right hand, where a boy once 
>dug his nails into me insisting he could make me cry... but I didn't 
>give in despite his best endeavours.
>
>And I have a small circular scar on my right shin where my 'friend' 
>kicked me as hard as she possibly could because I was talking to her 
>boyfriend. (and yes, that's really *all* we were doing. She didn't like 
>the fact that as we were talking we'd strolled away and ended up round a 
>corner and out of sight of her house)

Did she do anything to the boyfriend?
Were you kiddiwinks?

>And I have a small scar just below my right eyebrow which I don't 
>remember getting. Apparently when I was very young I was sitting in 
>front of the (black and white) TV watching a monkey circus act. They 
>were doing flips and somersaults. According to my mother, I announced, 
>"I can do that" and before anyone had a chance to move, I'd attempted to 
>do so... withe the inevitable results.

My little sis has a scar there cos I tied her tricycle onto the back
of my bicycle, when she was 2 and I was 9.

I was going to give her a tow. 
2
yards later - crash and she hit a wall.
The woman across the road said she saw me doing it and knew what was
going to happen.

My sis should have had it stitched but we had no transport to go to
hospital and in those days you didn't call an ambulance unless you
were dying.
-- 
Sheel          (Change me to me2 to email.)

Don't confuse me with facts, I've already made up my mind.
date: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:02:32 +0100   author:   Sheel

Re: Wound Watch   
Sheel warbled...
> Bev burbled:
> 
> >And I have a small circular scar on my right shin where my 'friend' 
> >kicked me as hard as she possibly could because I was talking to her 
> >boyfriend. (and yes, that's really *all* we were doing. She didn't like 
> >the fact that as we were talking we'd strolled away and ended up round a 
> >corner and out of sight of her house)
> 
> Did she do anything to the boyfriend?
> Were you kiddiwinks?

He dumped her as a result. We were about 15.
I'm still very friendly with *him*. Can't say I bothered with her much 
after that.

> >And I have a small scar just below my right eyebrow which I don't 
> >remember getting. Apparently when I was very young I was sitting in 
> >front of the (black and white) TV watching a monkey circus act. They 
> >were doing flips and somersaults. According to my mother, I announced, 
> >"I can do that" and before anyone had a chance to move, I'd attempted to 
> >do so... withe the inevitable results.
> 
> My little sis has a scar there cos I tied her tricycle onto the back
> of my bicycle, when she was 2 and I was 9.
> 
> I was going to give her a tow. 
> 2
> yards later - crash and she hit a wall.
> The woman across the road said she saw me doing it and knew what was
> going to happen.

Bet she hid behind the curtain and cackled and watched!

> My sis should have had it stitched but we had no transport to go to
> hospital and in those days you didn't call an ambulance unless you
> were dying.

Yup. Exunctly.

-- 
Bev.

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date: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 11:49:12 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
Anyway, who wants to know if you have wound your watch? I have one of
those modern ones with a battery, so no winding necessary.
-- 
greebs
date: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:15:04 +0100   author:   greebof

Re: Wound Watch   
In a mad moment - greebof  mumbled :

> Anyway, who wants to know if you have wound your watch? I have one of
> those modern ones with a battery, so no winding necessary.
I don't have one at all - Theres plenty of sun powered parking meters
around York, so I can always find the time if I am walking into town.

-- 
Bryn - I blame the Teachers -
date: Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:21:22 +0100   author:   Bryn Evans lid

Re: Wound Watch   
On Aug 22, 2:21�pm, Bryn Evans <d...@a.invalid> wrote:
> In a mad moment - greebof �mumbled :
>
> > Anyway, who wants to know if you have wound your watch? I have one of
> > those modern ones with a battery, so no winding necessary.
>
> I don't have one at all - Theres plenty of sun powered parking meters
> around York, so I can always find the time if I am walking into town.
>
> --
> Bryn - I blame the Teachers -

What is this? An organ recital? ;-)

Broken bones:

Back (just saw the old injury on an X-ray yesterday at the
chiropractor's - fascinating!)
Leg
Pinkies (both at different times)
At least once on each toe (dancing sometimes does that)
Hand (suffered in a car accident in England)
and the worst of the worst (yes, even worse than the back, cuz I was
young and strong then!)

My ankle. Oy....that's the worst.

Stitches:
Obviously the ankle (I have a metal plate and 7 screws and pins in it
holding it together)
Face - from my mother's car accident when I was ten (yes, that's what
happened to it, folks! Sorry to burst the bubble of witchiness)

;-)
date: Sat, 23 Aug 2008 14:15:18 -0700 (PDT)   author:   unknown

Re: Wound Watch   
Greebs worritried:

> Anyway, who wants to know if you have wound your watch? I have one of
> those modern ones with a battery, so no winding necessary.

Stop it, I'm tryin to follow this thread to see if any helpful hints
may emerge about sheep badnagin.

~..~
(  '  )
date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 08:53:20 -0700 (PDT)   author:   Scatterbunny

Re: Wound Watch   
Scatterbunny wrote:
> Greebs worritried:
> 
>> Anyway, who wants to know if you have wound your watch? I have one of
>> those modern ones with a battery, so no winding necessary.
> 
> Stop it, I'm tryin to follow this thread to see if any helpful hints
> may emerge about sheep badnagin.
> 
> ~..~
> (  '  )
Was Woundwatch the nasty bunny in Watership down ?
date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 16:59:55 +0100   author:   dennis@fake dennis@fake

Re: Wound Watch   
Scatterbunny warbled...
> 
> Stop it, I'm tryin to follow this thread to see if any helpful hints
> may emerge about sheep badnagin.
> 
Helpful hint number 1.

When selecting a nanimal for badnaging, do not mistake cobras for 
sheeps. Cobras is very long and thin and scaly. Sheeps generally isn't.
-- 
Bev.

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date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:13:30 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
Scatterbunny burbled:


>Stop it, I'm tryin to follow this thread to see if any helpful hints
>may emerge about sheep badnagin.

I've got a helpful hint about how to make your leg work again.

My left leg has been sore for a whole year eg. I could not put my left
foot on my right knee or put on the plastic overshoes at swimming.

Today - *at the gym* - I felt a bone in my inner hip click back into
place. Now my leg works fine.

It felt like when a bone goes out of place in your foot and you just
have to stand on it to force it back into place - except this had
lasted a year.

My leg self-healed on a bike.
-- 
Sheel          (Change me to me2 to email.)

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date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 17:47:06 +0100   author:   Sheel

Re: Wound Watch   
On Aug 22, 4:02 am, Bev  wrote:

>
> I did not! The tree branch started it.

rumor is that the ranking algorithm comes out today

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date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 10:20:33 -0700 (PDT)   author:   marika

Re: Wound Watch   
Sheel warbled...
> Scatterbunny burbled:
> 
> 
> >Stop it, I'm tryin to follow this thread to see if any helpful hints
> >may emerge about sheep badnagin.
> 
> I've got a helpful hint about how to make your leg work again.
> 
> My left leg has been sore for a whole year 

And you didn't think about making enquiries?

> eg. I could not put my left
> foot on my right knee or put on the plastic overshoes at swimming.

Plastic overshoes? What sort of sewers do you frequent?

> Today - *at the gym* - I felt a bone in my inner hip click back into
> place. Now my leg works fine.
> 
> It felt like when a bone goes out of place in your foot and you just
> have to stand on it to force it back into place 

Ummmm, nope. Can't say I've ever had that experience. My bones generally 
remain where they are supposed to be.

> - except this had
> lasted a year.
> 
> My leg self-healed on a bike.
> 
My eblow didn't.
-- 
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date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 19:14:35 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
Bev burbled:

> Sheel warbled...

>> I've got a helpful hint about how to make your leg work again.
>> 
>> My left leg has been sore for a whole year 
>
>And you didn't think about making enquiries?

No, I knew it was sore.

>> eg. I could not put my left
>> foot on my right knee or put on the plastic overshoes at swimming.
>
>Plastic overshoes? What sort of sewers do you frequent?

When we take the treasures swimming, we have to put special plastic
bags over our shoes in the changing rooms. I was having trouble
lifting my left leg to do it.

>> Today - *at the gym* - I felt a bone in my inner hip click back into
>> place. Now my leg works fine.
>> 
>> It felt like when a bone goes out of place in your foot and you just
>> have to stand on it to force it back into place 
>
>Ummmm, nope. Can't say I've ever had that experience. My bones generally 
>remain where they are supposed to be.

I was doing step aerobics once and the woman next to me was in agony
trying to put her foot back into shape.

>> - except this had
>> lasted a year.
>> 
>> My leg self-healed on a bike.
>> 
>My eblow didn't.

Maybe we should give anyone about to pretend to cycle to Rome some
Eblow Nappies, in case he flies off his bike or in case he gets time
to flog a few.
We need a toe in Europe.
-- 
Sheel          (Change me to me2 to email.)

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date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:28:09 +0100   author:   Sheel

Re: Wound Watch   
Snipped
> 
> I was doing step aerobics once and the woman next to me was in agony
> trying to put her foot back into shape.
> 
>>> - except this had
>>> lasted a year.
>>>
>>> My leg self-healed on a bike.
>>>
>> My eblow didn't.
> 
> Maybe we should give anyone about to pretend to cycle to Rome some
> Eblow Nappies, in case he flies off his bike or in case he gets time
> to flog a few.
> We need a toe in Europe.

Is Eblow anything to do with e-commerce ?
date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:43:11 +0100   author:   dennis@fake dennis@fake

Re: Wound Watch   
dennis@fake burbled:


>Is Eblow anything to do with e-commerce ?

I hope you're asking Bev.
-- 
Sheel          (Change me to me2 to email.)

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date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 20:53:14 +0100   author:   Sheel

Re: Wound Watch   
Sheel warbled...
> >> My leg self-healed on a bike.
> >> 
> >My eblow didn't.
> 
> Maybe we should give anyone about to pretend to cycle to Rome some
> Eblow Nappies, in case he flies off his bike or in case he gets time
> to flog a few.
> We need a toe in Europe.
> 
Good idea. Let's start exporting now.
-- 
Bev.

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date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 22:57:16 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
Bev burbled:

> Sheel warbled...
>> Maybe we should give anyone about to pretend to cycle to Rome some
>> Eblow Nappies, in case he flies off his bike or in case he gets time
>> to flog a few.
>> We need a toe in Europe.
>> 
>Good idea. Let's start exporting now.

We need to provide incentives for Scatters to do our work now.
-- 
Sheel          (Change me to me2 to email.)

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date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:17:44 +0100   author:   Sheel

Re: Wound Watch   
Sheel warbled...
> Bev burbled:
> 
> > Sheel warbled...
> >> Maybe we should give anyone about to pretend to cycle to Rome some
> >> Eblow Nappies, in case he flies off his bike or in case he gets time
> >> to flog a few.
> >> We need a toe in Europe.
> >> 
> >Good idea. Let's start exporting now.
> 
> We need to provide incentives for Scatters to do our work now.
> 
We could threaten him with violence. That's usually worked for me in the 
past.
-- 
Bev.

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date: Sun, 24 Aug 2008 23:45:32 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
Bev wented:
> Sheel warbled...
>> Bev burbled:
>> > Sheel warbled...
>> >> Maybe we should give anyone about to pretend to cycle to Rome some
>> >> Eblow Nappies, in case he flies off his bike or in case he gets time
>> >> to flog a few.
>> >> We need a toe in Europe.
>> >>
>> >Good idea. Let's start exporting now.
>>
>> We need to provide incentives for Scatters to do our work now.
>>
>We could threaten him with violence. That's usually worked for me in the
>past.

How would it work? Is he afraid of violets, perhaps? Maybe you could
threaten him with daffs?
-- 
greebs
date: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:07:34 +0100   author:   greebof

Re: Wound Watch   
greebof warbled...
> Bev wented:
> > Sheel warbled...
> >> Bev burbled:
> >> > Sheel warbled...
> >> >> Maybe we should give anyone about to pretend to cycle to Rome some
> >> >> Eblow Nappies, in case he flies off his bike or in case he gets time
> >> >> to flog a few.
> >> >> We need a toe in Europe.
> >> >>
> >> >Good idea. Let's start exporting now.
> >>
> >> We need to provide incentives for Scatters to do our work now.
> >>
> >We could threaten him with violence. That's usually worked for me in the
> >past.
> 
> How would it work? Is he afraid of violets, perhaps? Maybe you could
> threaten him with daffs?
> 
You're asking for a kick up the aster.
-- 
Bev.

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date: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 11:39:35 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
In a mad moment - dennis@fake mumbled :


> Is Eblow anything to do with e-commerce ?
sounds more like e-pron
I'd be windy of it meself!

-- 
Bryn - I blame the Teachers -
date: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 14:47:42 +0100   author:   Bryn Evans lid

Re: Wound Watch   
Bev wirritried:

> We could threaten him with violence.

Squeak!  <Rabit hides under the brown chair>

Threatenin a rabit with violence?  Wot is this Staffroom comin to?
You'll be tryin to put me in a pie next...

~..~
(  '  )
date: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 08:30:17 -0700 (PDT)   author:   Scatterbunny

Re: Wound Watch   
"Scatterbunny"  a écrit dans le message de news: 
2dcd79e8-7fa9-4e35-8a4b-57841cb0ee4c@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
> Bev wirritried:
>
>> We could threaten him with violence.
>
> Squeak!  <Rabit hides under the brown chair>
>
> Threatenin a rabit with violence?  Wot is this Staffroom comin to?
> You'll be tryin to put me in a pie next...

Can you find rabbit pies in... England? or maybe in Wales? I never ate any 
in France, but I'm sure I could find some "croustillant de lapin" in no 
time.
date: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:46:59 +0200   author:   La mouette

Re: Wound Watch   
Scatterbunny warbled...
> Bev wirritried:
> 
> > We could threaten him with violence.
> 
> Squeak!  <Rabit hides under the brown chair>
> 
> Threatenin a rabit with violence?  Wot is this Staffroom comin to?

Calm down rabit. We don't know whether we need to get rough or not yet. 
It all depends on how willing you are to be our European import agent.

> You'll be tryin to put me in a pie next...

Not if you've spent too long in close proximity with the brown chair, we 
won't.

-- 
Bev.

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date: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:59:20 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
La mouette warbled...
> 
> "Scatterbunny"  a écrit dans le message de news: 
> 2dcd79e8-7fa9-4e35-8a4b-57841cb0ee4c@f36g2000hsa.googlegroups.com...
> > Bev wirritried:
> >
> >> We could threaten him with violence.
> >
> > Squeak!  <Rabit hides under the brown chair>
> >
> > Threatenin a rabit with violence?  Wot is this Staffroom comin to?
> > You'll be tryin to put me in a pie next...
> 
> Can you find rabbit pies in... England? or maybe in Wales? I never ate any 
> in France, but I'm sure I could find some "croustillant de lapin" in no 
> time. 
> 
> 
> 
http://www.deliaonline.com/recipes/old-english-rabbit-pie,1579,RC.html

Now I'm sure we had one of these in the staffroom...
http://www.dinsdalepetch.co.uk/catalogue/more/dm002.html

Though all in all, this is the sort of rabit pie I like - I'm sure the 
hunnybun would approve.
http://astore.amazon.co.uk/frofhemo-21/detail/014056988X
http://www.abebooks.co.uk/products/isbn/9780141380858/Ives-Penny/Rabbit-
Pie/

-- 
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date: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:22:55 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
La mouette wented:
>"Scatterbunny"  a écrit
>>
>> Threatenin a rabit with violence?  Wot is this Staffroom comin to?
>> You'll be tryin to put me in a pie next...
>
>Can you find rabbit pies in... England? or maybe in Wales? I never ate any
>in France, but I'm sure I could find some "croustillant de lapin" in no
>time.
>
Not sure about rabbit pies, but how about Oven Ready Rabbits from
Ashton-under-Lyne market?
<http://www.ashton-under-lyne.com/blogimages/aul844bl.jpg>
-- 
greebs
date: Mon, 25 Aug 2008 18:10:49 +0100   author:   greebof

Re: Wound Watch   
Bev wirritried:

> Calm down rabit. We don't know whether we need to get rough or not yet.
> It all depends on how willing you are to be our European import agent.

Portant agent?  <rabit gives full attention>  Well, of course! Any
opportunity to demonstrate the portance of rabits is always very
welcome.

<scribble scribble scribble hammer hammer hammer>  Look!  I have a new
sign on my door:

Portant Rabit Agent
    Please knock


Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!  Stop knocking the rabit!

~..~
(  '  )
date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 07:33:31 -0700 (PDT)   author:   Scatterbunny

Re: Wound Watch   
Scatterbunny warbled...
> 
> Bev wirritried:
> 
> > Calm down rabit. We don't know whether we need to get rough or not yet.
> > It all depends on how willing you are to be our European import agent.
> 
> Portant agent?  <rabit gives full attention>  Well, of course! Any
> opportunity to demonstrate the portance of rabits is always very
> welcome.
> 
> <scribble scribble scribble hammer hammer hammer>  Look!  I have a new
> sign on my door:
> 
> Portant Rabit Agent
>     Please knock
> 
> 
> Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh!  Stop knocking the rabit!
> 
Right. Glad to have you on board. As you will be on yer bike it will be 
even more useful as you'll be able to flog the concept of the product to 
any hapless cyclists you pass en route.

Now what would be the best places on your bike to place advertisements?

Will you be crossing the channel by pedalo?
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date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:54:15 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
"Bev"  wrote in message 
news:MPG.231ce72f10894a0898af1d@news.fireflyuk.net

About HoneyBun

 We don't know whether we need to get rough or not yet.
> It all depends on how willing you are to be our European import agent.
>

Be sensible!  He wont have the time, he#ll be too busy getting involved in 
the "Miss Nice Nun" beauty pagent that some Italian priest has dreamed up.

-- 
Kathy

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date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:55:29 +0100   author:   Kathy

Re: Wound Watch   
Kathy wented:
>"Bev"  wrote in message
>About HoneyBun
>
> We don't know whether we need to get rough or not yet.
>> It all depends on how willing you are to be our European import agent.
>
>Be sensible!  He wont have the time, he#ll be too busy getting involved in
>the "Miss Nice Nun" beauty pagent that some Italian priest has dreamed up.
>
He nicked the idea from an episode of Father Ted, shurely?
-- 
greebs
date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:02:34 +0100   author:   greebof

Re: Wound Watch   
Kathy warbled...
> "Bev"  wrote in message 
> news:MPG.231ce72f10894a0898af1d@news.fireflyuk.net
> 
> About HoneyBun
> 
>  We don't know whether we need to get rough or not yet.
> > It all depends on how willing you are to be our European import agent.
> >
> 
> Be sensible!  He wont have the time, he#ll be too busy getting involved in 
> the "Miss Nice Nun" beauty pagent that some Italian priest has dreamed up.
> 
He's on the books now. He can sell the stuff to the contestants. They 
may need their bits wrapped up.
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date: Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:38:48 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
Kathy werteried:

> Including one from a ungrateful mouse

Yes, well that's mammals for you.  I think you would find marsupials
far more civilized.

~..~
(  '  )  rabit chaplins: flyin the flag for marsupials
date: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:31:27 -0700 (PDT)   author:   Scatterbunny

Re: Wound Watch   
Bev questied:

> Will you be crossing the channel by pedalo?

No, because I've never managed to find a reasonable Duty Free shop on
a pedalo, so I'm goin to be very borin and go for the cross-Chanel
ferry, wot is full of stressed-out staff reekin of expensive perfume.

~..~
(  '  )
date: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 07:39:03 -0700 (PDT)   author:   Scatterbunny

Re: Wound Watch   
Scatterbunny warbled...
> Bev questied:
> 
> > Will you be crossing the channel by pedalo?
> 
> No, because I've never managed to find a reasonable Duty Free shop on
> a pedalo, so I'm goin to be very borin and go for the cross-Chanel
> ferry, wot is full of stressed-out staff reekin of expensive perfume.
> 
> ~..~
> (  '  )
> 
So will you be ridin the bike round and round and round the deck?
-- 
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date: Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:00:31 +0100   author:   Bev

Re: Wound Watch   
Bev questied:

> So will you be ridin the bike round and round and round the deck?

There's now a rather worryin possibility that I won't be ridin the
bike anywhere...  <limp>  Just come back from the doctor and she's
made an appointment for a x-ray of my right foot.  I has been
experiencin quite a bit of pain along my big toe since I stopped
walkin.  There's a possibility that fifteen hundred miles walkin has
done me rabit paws a naughty injury.  There could be a stress
fracture, apparently...

And I thort goin for a little walk was saposed to be a healthy
activity  :-(

~..~
(  '  )
date: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 08:43:11 -0700 (PDT)   author:   Scatterbunny

Re: Wound Watch   
Scatterbunny warbled...
> Bev questied:
> 
> > So will you be ridin the bike round and round and round the deck?
> 
> There's now a rather worryin possibility that I won't be ridin the
> bike anywhere...  <limp>  Just come back from the doctor and she's
> made an appointment for a x-ray of my right foot.  I has been
> experiencin quite a bit of pain along my big toe since I stopped
> walkin.  There's a possibility that fifteen hundred miles walkin has
> done me rabit paws a naughty injury.  There could be a stress
> fracture, apparently...
> 
> And I thort goin for a little walk was saposed to be a healthy
> activity  :-(
> 
> ~..~
> (  '  )
> 
awwwww, rabit! 

If you use clipless pedals will you still need a big toe?
-- 
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date: Thu, 28 Aug 2008 17:53:00 +0100   author:   Bev

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